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Carl Hannah

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People do things. It's a fact.


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Helena Fitzgerald 's avatar Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social
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so weird to see people talking about The Bear saying “isn’t it WILD to discover Olivia Colman can do television comedy??” like, how deeply sad for you that you’ve never watched Numberwang, a real tv game show that actually exists in reality

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Carl Hannah's avatar Carl Hannah @pierogiaddict.bsky.social
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Her judgmental face is still fully operational

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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Don’t hesitate to reach out? And expose the vulnerable part of my wrist?

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Dr Eleanor Janega's avatar Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social
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Just in case you are looking for something to watch this evening I am featured in Suranne Jones: Investigating the Witch Trials on Channel Four. The first ep was as up yesterday, but you can watch it on catch up. Next ep will be out on Sunday.

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Matty's avatar Matty @bestestname.bsky.social
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Me: I could write a book Me: *reads a book* Me: I couldn't write a book

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Thom 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Thom 🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social
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fulfil the prophecy......

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it

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petit burgo's avatar petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social
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My tv remote is doing a software update. We have strayed so far from God’s light

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Carl Hannah's avatar Carl Hannah @pierogiaddict.bsky.social
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Philadelphia is the most beautiful state in the Union.

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John Scalzi's avatar John Scalzi @scalzi.com
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YES. They think they are uncluttered by emotion and thus can "think more clearly." But not having empathy (or being willing to chuck it aside at the first chance) doesn't make you think more clearly, it just means your model of the world is broken and you don't want to put in the effort to fix it.

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Sarah McLaughlin's avatar Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social
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POV: you're a baseball and this is the last thing you see

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Carl Hannah's avatar Carl Hannah @pierogiaddict.bsky.social
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The actors could have just been filmed sitting around drinking coffee and bullshitting and it would have been a thousand times better.

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John TImmer's avatar John TImmer @jtimmer.bsky.social
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This is an excellent description of the editorial failure behind The NY Times' decision to run Alina Chan's lab leak article. What's the value proposition to the readership of presenting a one-sided argument that most scientists find lacking? Did no editor bother to ask that question?

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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“it took me four years to realize they have been making fun of me the entire time”

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Did it hurt? When you saw yourself in the front facing camera

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Finally seeing Furiosa this weekend, can’t wait to no longer be mentally ill

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social
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This is a bar for only the most straight heterosexual men. Cowboys, Construction workers, Cops, Leather Bound Bikers, Firefighters, Wrestlers, and Sailors. No girl stuff. Just sweaty heterosexual men being sweaty & heterosexual & male with each other. No femmes. All He/him. Males for males. M4M.

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Will Quinn's avatar Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social
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Daily bunny no.2518 is tired of Earth. These bunnies...

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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Paul Frazee's avatar Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com
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“Godzilla Minus One” is how I rsvp to parties because my date ghosts me and then I show up and smash the furniture in a rage

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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OK, so just to set the record straight once and for all: The greatest Joker of all time is Mark Hamill The greatest Doctor of all time is Tom Baker The greatest Mad Hatter of all time is Tom Petty

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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Anyway good luck to jurors, the judge, court staff, and prosecutors, and all their families, with not getting murdered, and thanks to FedSoc types for bringing us to the brink of fascism so you could weaken Chevron deference

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MotionToStrike (Clown With The Tearaway Face)'s avatar MotionToStrike (Clown With The Tearaway Face) @motiontostrike.bsky.social
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TO CLARIFY: I got my "Appeal to Heaven" ass tattoo because of a dispute with my mailman. It has nothing to do with politics. Thank you.

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Kathryn Tewson's avatar Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social
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Just saw FURIOSA! I have two comments. 1. It’s pretty good! Loud and kind of a sensory assault, but in a good way 2. I am now increasingly convinced that my brother is correct and BABE 2: PIG IN THE CITY is in fact the first Mad Max movie within the chronology of the universe

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David Kuhne's avatar David Kuhne @davidkuhne.bsky.social
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Once the Star Wars hotel started tanking Disney should have loaned out the space to low budget Roger Corman types to make cheap Star Wars and Alien knockoffs

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Blue Heron Farm's avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Coming out of my cave and I've been doing just fine

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Andrea Grimes's avatar Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.bsky.social
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basically everything on earth is awful except for when you get to see somebody walking a really old-ass dog in a stroller, like what a gift

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Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson's avatar Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social
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Ryan Reynolds said that Rob McElhenney is gonna be in Deadpool/Wolverine, and I'm 100% serious when I say this: He better be playing Mac

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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maybe a reason every team the phillies play is under .500 is because the phillies keep beating the shit out of them instead of giving them the wins that would put them above .500

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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Every actor who's ever played Batman should also have to play Beetlejuice.

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Dave Weigel's avatar Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social
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Like, if you pay attention to the convoluted GOP attempt to find an impeachable offense in the Hunter/James Biden saga, it's clear no prosecutor would ever bring a case with these facts. Bob McDonnell could straight-up take bribes, you're not gonna nail Biden bc Hunter introduced him to a guy.

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Dave Weigel's avatar Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social
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There's a huge gap between what voters consider corrupt (congressman making stock trades, senator aligning votes with big donors) and what courts consider corrupt (basically nothing)

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Holden vs The Internet's avatar Holden vs The Internet @holdendisperra.bsky.social
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This is the pinnacle of the American empire. When we lost this, we lost our way as a people

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Jimmy Two Hands's avatar Jimmy Two Hands @jimmytwohands.bsky.social
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Americans will use anything but the metric system

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Benny 'Ol Dirty' Rollins 🏴‍☠️'s avatar Benny 'Ol Dirty' Rollins 🏴‍☠️ @bennyrollins.bsky.social
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God spoke to me. He says its pronounced "Jod".

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