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Social Justice Artificer, raw-dogging the collapse of civilization. Occasional paid theatrical word-sayer and body-mover Token Straight he/him/that MFer over there

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Joshua Holland 's avatar Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social
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The GOP’s nominee to run the 9th most populous state just called for killing people who disagree with the far-right and that sentiment was echoed by the head of Heritage and the man behind Project 2025. But like 90% of all political news is about Democratic hand-wringing over Biden’s debate flop.

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Johanna Taylor @ 🏠👻 's avatar Johanna Taylor @ 🏠👻 @johannamation.bsky.social
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Watch SCAVENGERS REIGN. Watch CAROL AND THE END OF THE WORLD. Watch BLUE EYE SAMURAI. Watch PLUTO. Netflix needs to understand that *original animated series for YA/adults* have value beyond raunchy comedy. There IS an audience for it. They’ll keep canceling them unless they see those numbers.

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ryan cooper's avatar ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com
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making a single exception to my open borders views, Elon Musk should be deported back to South Africa posthaste

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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pretty stunning how the billionaire class(and yes that means the legacy media) have completely turned on Biden. They'd rather have a fascist dictatorship than pay taxes and a living wage to employees. Insane power grab in front of the cameras

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TW's avatar TW @twesq.bsky.social
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Oh yeah, these are going on the stop signs in the neighborhood

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Joe Biden refusing to take advice from people who have been wrong about everything for decades could be seen as an indication his brain is still working

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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the breadth of misinformation is unreal. a woman next to us at dinner said she went to cuba when “trump opened the border” and her date said “best president ever.” obama did that!!! trump reversed it!!!

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Willow's avatar Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social
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Preemptive hurricane reminder that just because Texas is a voter suppressed state whose vocal minority leadership wants the rest of us dead doesn’t mean the actual citizens of Texas don’t deserve to live/aid.

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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This is the editorial view of the guy who controls which posts get shown on Vichy Twitter and which get buried. Insane that journalists continue to use it as a source of information and contribute to its legitimacy

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) 's avatar Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social
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Heritage and Trump are now backpedaling so fast they are not going to be able to do their normal spin. Trump is project 2025 and project 2025 and the heritage foundation are Trump. Sure appears to be open coordination between the Trump campaign and Heritage.

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Semi-feral Post Monger's avatar Semi-feral Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
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One of our good friends just adopted a House Panther. It is currently sheltering in the spare bedroom awaiting introduction to the other critters 👀

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Tony Corsentino's avatar Tony Corsentino @notalegalrecord.net
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I’m no software engineer, just a humanities person who spent 20 years of my life obsessively studying the question “Can reason be automated?” and feeling extreme distress over the catastrophic consequences, for all of us, of this particular iteration of (re)discovering that the answer is “No”

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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I keep hearing people float Gavin Newsom — his ex-wife is Don Jr’s girlfriend, and if you don’t think she’d flood the zone with wild stories about him

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Avian Face-Tool's avatar Avian Face-Tool @beakmoo.bsky.social
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This made me laugh.

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Director, Basque Space Program's avatar Director, Basque Space Program @scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz
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If leadership of your org is more concerned with accelerationism than preventing fascism, then you’re not leftist or progressive in any meaningful sense. You’re a wrecker who wants to see a lot of people die unnecessarily.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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A. G. Sulzberger, New York Times publisher and chairman, is an evil enemy of democracy and the American people. Yank the fucking choke chain on this rabid cur.

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) 's avatar Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social
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I think there could be an argument to be made that people like ianFleming, and others who shaped our understanding of super villains were actually involved with people who were super villains at some level in World War II and I really wonder if it’s based on dealing with Nazis at the time.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Anyway this guy is also a Holocaust denier and that’s been greeted with considerably less alarm than Jamaal Bowman saying the Israel lobby was spending against him

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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That Heritage Foundation statement threatening a violent revolution against the left = that moment in a movie in which the forces of evil loudly announce their evil plans. except in real life, unlike in a movie, most normal people don’t even realize this has *happened* (which is our job).

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Greg Greene's avatar Greg Greene @greene.haus
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From the pundit who also brought us “Martha-Ann Alito is the life of any party,” it’s:

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Gail Simone's avatar Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social
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I know nothing about PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. I don't know the murderous aliens behind it, particularly Xarzon, who is a good friend. Anything they do, including raising the dead to destroy humanity, I wish them luck. But it has nothing to do with me. Hail Xarzon.

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geoffrey's avatar geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social
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i'm just trying to read a normal article about an election that occurred. please. that's all i want

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J.R. 's avatar J.R. @jrbolt.bsky.social
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PSA America It's Lord Baron Pissgammon-Cuntingsby Habsburg-Syphilis Minge-Upon-Shite Pigfuckington, or (the) Lord Shitminge, or just the surname. It's not "Lord Pigfuck" and--I'm begging you here--it is not "Mr. Pigfuck" under any circumstances whatsoever. No. Bad.

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Tom Scocca's avatar Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social
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Just like none of the bold investigators backfilling Joe Biden's feeble debate performance with punchy anonymous quotes have ever figured out why Trump was rushed to Walter Reed, claimed he wanted a spur-of-the-moment weekend checkup, and a year later declared that he had NOT had a series of strokes

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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they should invent a front facing camera that doesn’t hurt your feelings

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Trump talking about disavowing Project 2025 is unfortunately probably going to be treated as something other than him being full of shit but also why would he even bring it up while everyone was talking about whether Biden is dead

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Leah Biel, MFA's avatar Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social
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THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS A HATE CRIME THIS WAS HATE

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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1. elite media finds a herd issue 2. elected dems (usually backbenchers) read the columns about it 3. columnists know electeds are reading, write more columns 4. panic sets in 5. columnists want to keep the panic going >>> you are here 6. electeds do something fatally stupid

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Torr Leonard 🧵's avatar Torr Leonard 🧵 @torrleonard.bsky.social
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“Several RFK Jr staffers fear the electromagnetic radiation from microwave ovens, complicating a volunteer potluck. (People were advised to bring crockpots.)”

😂

www.wsj.com/politics/ele...

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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one of the most cowardly arguments i keep seeing from columnists is that nothing breaks through with trump supporters, so it’s a waste of time reporting on what he believes. this should be seen as a critically damning failure on behalf of the fourth estate. this means you failed. it’s not a pass.

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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Jacob Rees mogg is a fascinating character in that he's the exact opposite of Trump- has basically nothing within 6 standard deviations of a personality- but every person I've ever spoken to who had to deal with him truly deeply despises him at a level you usually only see reserved for Trump

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John Stange is a Legitimate Salvage's avatar John Stange is a Legitimate Salvage @williamdingiv.bsky.social
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I stepped outside. It's like walking behind Andre the Giant after a very wet fart.

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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Sinn Féin now Northern Ireland's largest party in the UK Parliament.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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2 of the top 3 candidates for the US presidency have shown a repeated willingness to believe any conspiracy dangled in front of them like a set of keys, including wildly anti-american ones, which are straightforward cognitive deficiencies for what we should demand in a president. neither are biden.

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى's avatar Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com
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By my count five Labour MPs lost seats tonight to people who capitalized on the discontent from Muslims / pro-Palestinian voters, otherwise known as a group that one Labour person called "fleas"

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mizer's avatar mizer @mizer.bsky.social
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"Go back to reddit" and "you are a disney adult" are both devastating roasts here. But they don't work on me since I am banned from both.

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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Sad evening for the Tory candidates Nigel Incubator-Jones and Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى's avatar Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com
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lol

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John Stange is a Legitimate Salvage's avatar John Stange is a Legitimate Salvage @williamdingiv.bsky.social
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jolted awake at 4:30am with The Fear, AMA

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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Wow amazing how the Saudis keep showing up in these stories where they offer illegal support to far right politicians.

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Labour is garbage and Keir Starmer sucks but I support Tories getting stomped in any country where they appear

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Biden's mental acuity completely aside, any time I see stories about "elite Democratic donors" that include people like "Disney heiresses" talking to the press to get their way my immediate reaction is to think "fuck those people, how can I help ruin their plans"

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T.C. Aurelius 's avatar T.C. Aurelius @aurelius.quest
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Watching the British election returns I feel compelled to point out that the 650 person House of Commons represents 67 million people and the 435 person House of Representatives in the United States represents 333 million. Replace the Permanent Apportionment Act of 1929. We deserve representation.

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