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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social |
You’d never think anything starting with “Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl” would have a positive ending, but here we are.
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G M Cox
@gmcox.bsky.social
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But these wolves will escape Chernobyl and kill everyone, because they have superhuman strength, can shape-shift and climb walls and shit like that. 😀
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solvognen
@solvognen.bsky.social
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✨Rad Wolves Rule the Ruins✨ 🖤😎🤘
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Silly B Man
@lawnerd.bsky.social
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Mutant Oncology Wolves
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David (feat. CJ)
@chiggyvr.bsky.social
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I was hoping they'd been trained to hunt Russia soldiers, but this is good too, I guess.
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NSFWPhotoLab
@photolab.bsky.social
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This post is intriguing and sparks curiosity right from the start. The mention of mutant wolves roaming Chernobyl's streets sets a dark and mysterious tone. However, the comment hints that there might be a
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NSFWPhotoLab
@photolab.bsky.social
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This post captures the unexpected and intriguing nature of the story. It piques the reader's curiosity by starting with a seemingly negative situation and then hints at a positive outcome. It effectively creates anticipation and makes
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NSFWPhotoLab
@photolab.bsky.social
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This post is intriguing and captures attention with its unexpected opening. It piques curiosity about the outcome, making readers want to know more. It's impressive how a potentially negative situation can lead to a positive
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@markpeacock.bsky.social
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I would love for everyone to read Terry Pratchett's "The Truth".
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@markpeacock.bsky.social
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Ah! Sky news say no more.
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Tom Dennis
@thomasadennis.bsky.social
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At the very least, awesome viral marketing for the introduction of the X-Men into the MCU.
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Get Off My Longbox!
@longbox.bsky.social
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There's like a whole potential Watership Down-style novel in "mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl."
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Chris Fredda 💗💜💙
@seeyouinnj.bsky.social
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It’s gonna be so dumb if we end up curing cancer by accident thanks to Russia’s inability to manage a power plant.
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zachy daytona, real human writer
@mcauliffewithaz.bsky.social
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so... can we pet them???
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Adam King
@adamkingxv.bsky.social
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"Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl" is my favorite Springsteen lyric.
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬
@kategodart.bsky.social
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"mutant" like charles xavier should be training them
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Forests Forever
@forestsforever.bsky.social
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@irishrainforest.bsky.social @annieleymarie.bsky.social
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Mats Stafseng Einarsen
@mats.einarsen.no
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Or is this just Sky News glorifying unkillable mutant wolves?
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MacMog, Annihilator
@macmog.bsky.social
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<looks at plan to solve mutant wolf problem by giving them cancer, prints it out, angrily tears it into pieces, then feeds those pieces into the paper shredder>
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ThayLee aka SirRianna
@thaylee.bsky.social
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It's basically the plot of "the 100" with The Grounders surviving on the radioactivity polluted earth after developing resistance against radiation.
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Menhir
@tymberlake.bsky.social
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Did you know that Chernobyl means Wormwood and that in the book of revelation it is wormwood from the heavens making the land infertile and the seas bitter.
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Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
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Apparently a lot of the wildlife in the area is doing great, but the abandoned dogs and cats are flourishing. Looking forward to the inevitable "planet of the apes" style showdown.
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Steve
@somesteve.bsky.social
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Environmental radiation therapy?
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˚✩∗*ﾟ⋆｡˚✩ ☪︎⋆｡˚✩
@bombagibiyim.bsky.social
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why do i feel like they discover this again every few years
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Chip bitney
@fragboner.bsky.social
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So fucking metal!! Also very cool
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Chris
@cjnmcg.bsky.social
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Does it bring the threat of nuclear war closer? Too many numpties will believe they can survive it if the wolves can.
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Aaron - Thorgi's Arcade
@thorgisarcade.bsky.social
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Our only hope lies in the Mutant Wolves now.
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Teresa Rae
@mommatl.bsky.social
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The animals on this planet are amazing. Given time they find a way to survive. Interesting article.
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Rey
@reysport.bsky.social
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Out of context: Still X (Twitter) is the main source of most social media apps
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Bill Jank
@billjank.bsky.social
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Would be more positive if the Ukrainian wolves selectively ate Russians.
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web_rant
@webrant.bsky.social
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What can't wolves do? (Besides co-exist with a cattle industry contributing to climate change)
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John C Sweet
@jcsweet1968.bsky.social
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Got my attention! Mutants rule.
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Don Harrold
@practicaldad.bsky.social
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As a cancer survivor of 36 years, treated with radiation, they might not get cancer, but pretty much everything else is gonna be a royal shitfest.
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Zappit
@zappit.bsky.social
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Mutant Wolves are in Chernobyl, Mutant Wolves are in Chernobyl, Mutant Wolves are in Chernobyl, They cannot get cancer! Lupine Power!
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Acid Queen Grace II
@aqiigrace.bsky.social
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Talk about hitting the radiation exposure lottery
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Chris' RacCoons
@chrisraccoons.bsky.social
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A positive ending?!? mutant radioactive wolves that can't be killed with cancer is a positive ending?!? 😜
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WerewolfLord
@werewolflord.bsky.social
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This is not new. (No scary mutations, just lots of awoos and floofiness.)
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@chicago01.bsky.social
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Hi
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SpectorHairDay
@spectorhairday.bsky.social
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X-Wolves Deadwolf Wolf-erine
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G. Willow Wilson
@gwillow.me
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possibly the best headline ever written
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Kobolds! How do they Yip?
@koblbird.bsky.social
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They are very good eigth legged puppers.
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Kevin Donoghue
@donoghuek.bsky.social
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Isn't it comforting to think that, in the aftermath of nuclear war, cancer-resistant mutant humans would evolve?
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Charlie Bukowski
@lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
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I’d like to B00P the mutants immediately, thank you.
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Gloomy Gus
@gloomygus.bsky.social
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Describing anything as a "mutant" is bizarre because literally every single living thing is a "mutant" compared to some arbitrary baseline.
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James Cooray Smith
@cooraysmith.bsky.social
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The Wolves of Chernobyl is a hell of a fucking title for a horror film or a death metal record.
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Blu3Blu3Lilith
@blu3blue.bsky.social
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Everything's fun until they learn how to make human suits and become like reverse-furries. Radiation always does that or a feet fetish
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Joe
@mudkip38na.bsky.social
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I want a pet mutant wolf
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Avaro-kun
@avaro.bsky.social
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It's a reminder that even in the darkest corners, life finds a way to adapt and surprise us.
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Big Burt
@bigassburt.bsky.social
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Willing to bet there’s already a cure. But there’s no money in that.
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Infinite Perspective
@infiniteview.bsky.social
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TBH "the mutants hold the cure for cancer" is exactly the ending I'd expect, just with a lot more screaming and dying in the beginning and middle.
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Brian Alston
@milesofsmiles25.bsky.social
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Or they become unkillable...
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Excalibur Discount Legal Services
@kevychristian.bsky.social
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They also reproduce at a much higher rate, with much shorter lifespans than humans. It would take us much longer to evolve that sort of resistance. But it is certainly interesting as hell and hopefully will lead to some insights for novel treatments.
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Samantha
@samanthasmooth.bsky.social
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I mean...I guess its good to know that if we turn the earth I to an irradiated hell scape with ww3 at least we will have finally cured cancer after a number of generations 🤷♀️
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Original Series
@tosfan.bsky.social
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It sort of gives you hope for a better future, in the post nuclear world apocalypse.
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Voices from the Left Podcast 🌹
@dystopiangrift.bsky.social
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This is how you get Marvel movies.
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Dan Tootill
@dantootill.bsky.social
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So, what they mean by "mutant" is they appear to have some genetic mutations that increase their survival rates. But it's written to be interpreted as if they're all completely Cronenberged. Typical sensationalist BS. 🙄
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BEpiper🌻
@bepiper.bsky.social
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I hope this leads to a “wolves are important good guys” new version of the old mindsets and fairytales.
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BITriff
@bitriff.bsky.social
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Dangit I had 50 bucks on "“Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl appear to have developed supernatural powers", but I'll take this one.
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Erica
@mizerica.bsky.social
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Help my little brain. Are they promoting eugenics?
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WAP
@wetasspword.bsky.social
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Inside of all of us are two mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of chernobyl
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Mighty Apollo
@mightyapollo.bsky.social
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I have a hard time seeing mutant wolves roaming streets as anything but a positive.🤷♂️
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chadzia dax 🖖🏻 😷 🔞
@m00psy.bsky.social
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that is interesting, and also… the thought is never far from my mind that if/when the dried-AF irradiated leaves in the exclusion zone ever catch fire, it is going to be… not good.
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@georgethomas.bsky.social
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Link to the article:
www.msn.com/en-gb/health...
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@stubobnumbers.bsky.social
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A new more dumber voyage
@omnisomni.bsky.social
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Mutant wolves and develope resistance seems to be doing a lot of science woo lifting for what appears to be natural selection.
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Crungeoneer
@crungeoneer.bsky.social
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these are way nicer than the mutant canines i'm used to in the Zone cheeki breeki, stalker
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Hypathie
@hypathia.bsky.social
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If this title has a meaning, although I doubt, the never ending exploitation of animals by the wicked human species, master and possessor of all beings 🤢 never repaying its debts.
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Maekar
@maekar69.bsky.social
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Chernobyl was ironicaly less damaging for animals and wilderness than an random human village
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cidonnelly1
@cidonnelly.bsky.social
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Me neither. WOW!
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Twilight Miasma 🐙🌺VTuber
@twilightmiasma.bsky.social
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Shouldn't they be called Dire Wolves then
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Ray Anselmo
@rayanselmo.bsky.social
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I would ASSUME that anything starting with “Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl” would have a positive ending! Or at least an exciting one.
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WineAndWifi
@winewifi.bsky.social
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This is so cyber punk.
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Willy|Pengwyn|Croezen (comissions open)
@pengwyn.bsky.social
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Elon Musk: After my recent visit to Poland and subsequent covert visit to Chernobyl, I'm announcing Today that I will build a cancer treatment hospital in Chernobyl!
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Bruce Cullen
@bacullenyyc.bsky.social
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@paulisci.bsky.social ready for 2024 headlines?
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ptrdo
@ptrdo.bsky.social
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Susceptible to cancer or radioactive. Choose one.
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Wrygrin
@wrygrin.bsky.social
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At no point in that snippet did I have any idea what was going to happen next.
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Lizard
@lizardky.bsky.social
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"Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl" is sufficiently cool as a scenario premise no more need be said.
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CEO Nwabudike Morgan
@fibonacci.bsky.social
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Rye! 💚🏳️🌈
@ryedog.bsky.social
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They took the Rad Child perk at level 4
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Evo Daily
@evodaily.bsky.social
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Life is nothing if it isn't ironic.
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Duke The Wolf 🇺🇦🇵🇸
@dukewolf.bsky.social
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Whoa
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Elly Octobrush
@realphantomhours.bsky.social
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I fuckin' love genetics. It does shit like this all the time.
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Aaron Fernandes
@exalted.bsky.social
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They had us in the first half...
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LLX🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇸🇧🇷🇺🇦
@llxstore.com
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Even when feral and mutated their still man’s best friend
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lucas
@antioccident.bsky.social
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Mutant Wolves of Chernobyl Streets was my favorite 90s hero cartoon
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LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈⬛
@lediva.bsky.social
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I was holding out hope for "have developed a taste for billionaires"
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Impavid Pervious II
@imp-ii.bsky.social
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Well, generations of chemo starting at birth can have that effect. I do wish we learn from their immune systems.
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@turnipseed.bsky.social
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Tim
@7amkickoff.com
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Strong find milk of human kindness.
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@mhartainmeanders.bsky.social
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Pretty sure the next headline will be "Mutant wolves escape into major city and are resistant to bullets"!!! 😆
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🇱🇷kwh🇺🇸
@kwh561.bsky.social
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The Juvenile ones have taken up martial arts
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Michael Overton
@nefariousdro.bsky.social
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What's more amazing is that nature's doing so well, despite the fact that most of the organisms that break down dead trees, etc. Still can't survive in the exclusion zone. Trees that were killed by the meltdown still haven't decayed .
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David Binkowski
@dbinkowski.bsky.social
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"Boys! Scrap the cancer bombs!"
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Ban Cars
@carabolitionist.bsky.social
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And yet we can't even make glow-in-the-dark watches with radium paint anymore, because of woke.
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HPFAN4LIFE81
@hpfan4life81.bsky.social
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Damn a bonus for them & us
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@timscurtin.bsky.social
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Curing cancer by causing Chernobyl. Classic humanity, tbh
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Pessimus Prime
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
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This is not the story I want to read when the headline says "mutants" "fight" and "scientists"
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Sir Tom (never had a blue tick)🐧🇬🇧🇪🇺
@sirtom.bsky.social
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"And scientists are excited at the wolves ability to grow additional limbs".
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Jay Lender
@jaylender.bsky.social
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All the superfund sites currently rebranding as "research zones"...
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28Oliver-Zauberstein1995.bsky.social
@oliver-zauberstein.bsky.social
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It would be nice if this could be the end of cancer but it justifies the animal experiments(Es wäre schön wenn Das das Ende von Krebs sein könte aber rechtfärtigt das Tier Versuche
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Mica, The Wobba Wobba
@mikarudee.bsky.social
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Real life is one step closer to fallout.
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BloodRed
@blood-red.bsky.social
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"Mutant wolves who survived Chernobyl and cancer can't escape vivisectionist's knife."
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Pamela
@sundayhandbag.bsky.social
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I believe that the area around Chernobyl is very rich in wildlife. Let’s hope scientists don’t interfere too much with it.
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otzenpunk
@otzenpunk.bsky.social
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Unfortunately it's probably gonna end badly for these wolves, after the discovery of this useful trait.
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Writing & Editing
@wrtrstat.bsky.social
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Kinda makes sense though as they are having constant radiation therapy.
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Allison
@alizinha.bsky.social
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@grautwok.bsky.social
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Reality is stranger than fiction
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Jason
@purrygump.bsky.social
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*sigh* So do we have to eat them or breed with them?
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@bunrun.bsky.social
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Omg actual evidence for hormesis?? Game changer
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Geoffrey
@thegeoffey.bsky.social
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"Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl have started using language and simple tools"
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@gdnr.bsky.social
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Huh. Well, a few jokes come to mind, but if this is true, finally some good news related to cancer!
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Boring Knucklehead
@brazuca.bsky.social
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So they turned into Wolverines?
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Sael
@saelnaha.bsky.social
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I might be weird, but I'd almost consider "Mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl" a positive end unto itself
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George Brown
@therealogiwan.bsky.social
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I’m very hopeful that we are less than a decade from learning that we have gone entirely the wrong way on health stuff. The cure for cancer was to just get a little more irradiated until your cells learn to deal with it. Cure for heart disease, butter, cure for diabetes, cane sugar soda…
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Sarah K
@poochiewalker.bsky.social
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Sounds intriguing.
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Jeremy L.
@cristalgide.bsky.social
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To be honest, that is a little disappointing that "mutant wolves roaming the deserted streets of Chernobyl" don't look like that:
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David Brower
@dbrower.bsky.social
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Never let a crisis go to waste, dept.
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@newdealer.bsky.social
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Did the radiation cause the to evolve lab coats and inquisitive minds?
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Psychopomp and Circumstance
@toomuchmoxie.bsky.social
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This is how you create techno-lycanthropes. I’m ready to become a techno-lycanthrope.
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@bobbyh2024.bsky.social
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There are studies that show some persons living near the reactor never moved and never got cancer. We should be studying them as well.
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