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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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I'M HAVING SUCH A NICE TIME.
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social |
74 followers 107 following 698 posts
just a girl doin dumb shit and you can't stop me
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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I'M HAVING SUCH A NICE TIME.
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sandcrab
@sandcrab.bsky.social
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You are invited 🥬🥬🥬 to an evening celebrating bok choy 🥬🥬🥬
14 replies 81 reposts 419 likes
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carrot_ebooks lite
@carrot-ebooks.bsky.social
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sorry to post like bluesky is basically just twitter circle, but what else am i gonna do
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Cockwafina
@fuckmypissy.bsky.social
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pouring a glass of water I don’t want to drink anymore in the toilet and flushing it
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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your kids Get It
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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it's true i was there
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mr. cannoli
@boner.ink
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my sources are telling me joe biden has dropped out of the race because he fucking farted so hard he died
3 replies 2 reposts 32 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Make love, not broccoli casserole.
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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I didn’t even have to watch the debate to know that Canada won.
7 replies 29 reposts 80 likes
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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Attitude is everything. It’s why I’m giving heavy stay the fuck away from me vibes today at work.
2 replies 3 reposts 11 likes
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DDastardly
@mydmac.bsky.social
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If you merge my Bluesky with Twitter, you can see exactly where I gave up on life.
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Jamestopher
@tarnation.bsky.social
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I have a feeling that if society collapses, someone’s still going to try to convince me to come in to work.
7 replies 35 reposts 108 likes
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Miss Riss
@missriss.bsky.social
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Me: This is like the collapse of Rome Them: You know the full collapse of Rome took like 250 years Me: The US is 247 yrs old.
8 replies 38 reposts 148 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Sorry, but with all the screaming and giving up on life I’m pretty busy this weekend
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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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After you die, your fingernails, hair and the number of spam messages you receive keep growing
2 replies 23 reposts 70 likes
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River Side Casino
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
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Hey, one of our former employees was featured on Wheel!
2 replies 25 reposts 132 likes
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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hurting again today but it's the good kind of hurt that means you're healing 💕
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I’m literally just here to shitpost, not like everyone else I guess
7 replies 36 reposts 114 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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mummy, daddy, please don’t make me work anymore!
1 replies 18 reposts 52 likes
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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AND i had to pay extra to board with it!!!!! completely unacceptable!!!!!!!!!
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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i hopped off the plane at LAX, lost my dream AND my cardigan, customer service was NO help, 0 stars
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NoHomers Diary
@nohomers.bsky.social
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Life's too short to hold onto anger and grudges. Just let it go, slash their tires, and get on with your life.
2 replies 2 reposts 7 likes
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Lizzy 💫
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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Just read the word "spaghetti" and now I need a snack
10 replies 27 reposts 74 likes
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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me, showing up to taylor swift's birthday party uninvited: hey travis, that's a nice bracelet you bought. very pretty. wait til you see what *I* got her 😎 *my assistants unveil a 50ft statue of charlie puth*
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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could a depressed person do this? *only gets out of bed twice a day to pee*
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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still have occasional waves here and there but overall... Doin Ok
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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i'm NOT sad today!!!!!
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heiðrún
@harpy.party
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to poop, perchance to pee
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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people just don't exclaim "what in tarnation!" like they used to
19 replies 36 reposts 155 likes
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Joe Garland 🦋
@handle.invalid
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Open question to accounts with more followers than me: what am I supposed to care about today?
2 replies 2 reposts 7 likes
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tara
@weedlejuice.bsky.social
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I wipe my phone screen down with holy water each day so I only see posts from those pure of heart
2 replies 22 reposts 111 likes
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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PUPPPPIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSS
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Glen
@vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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Here's mine when they were puppers
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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never ❤
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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i got to pet a puppy today!!!
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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GIBMO ❤❤
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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PIPIN DUMASS STUPPID DOGGE :)
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Glen
@vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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Dogs are just so stupid
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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HELO SPUPIDE DOG ❤❤
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Raccoons Hourly
@raccoonhourly.bsky.social
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🌿 bryan 🌿 (Taylor’s Version)
@bryan.town
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do you ever worry that the systemic imbalance of power between you and us will prevent you forever from experiencing real love, officer?
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cait
@cait.bsky.social
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PLEASE please please look at this with me
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Jay
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
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[On a date] Brb my mom's waiting in the car and asked me to bring her some dessert
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Glen
@vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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I'm not the creepy uncle, I'm the uncle who crept up
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Ameyyy Biskadort (Taylor's Version)
@imcryingpotatoes.bsky.social
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hi again friends what's new this week :) i have been listening to the magnetic fields
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Erin Biba
@erinbiba.bsky.social
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LA people who need a cat this is your cat!!!
4 replies 60 reposts 240 likes
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Cockwafina
@fuckmypissy.bsky.social
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Cockwafina
@fuckmypissy.bsky.social
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guys pleese wake up again tomorrow, pleese don’t die again
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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Oh really, you have a master's degree? I have 17 unfinished writing projects
0 replies 18 reposts 98 likes