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Jaya Saxena@jayasax.bsky.social |
New York, what a magical place, every morning the promise of another 9/11 on the wind
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Cj
@cjiswingingit.bsky.social
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like a dumbass I I thought there was the smallest possibility that this was fake so I looked it up and www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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i hate this guy
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Victoria
@vixgreen.bsky.social
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Truly unhinged
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Bee
@knowyouronions2.bsky.social
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"through a person"? smh.
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Pretzelcoatl
@slinkingflorist.bsky.social
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You're not a real New Yorker until you can go back to sleep after getting woken up by a 9/11
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Tony 📊
@tonyvisualizes.bsky.social
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😳 what the heck
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DR Drew Pinskeet
@davidralin.bsky.social
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Mayors just know how to capitalize on disaster and lie.
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web_rant
@webrant.bsky.social
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Look what it did for overlooking Giuliani's criminal corruption.
bsky.app/profile/jaya...
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Peter Jeffe
@pjeffe.bsky.social
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What an imaginative riff on The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas--to live in the greatest city on earth you just have to accept a major terrorist attack from time to time.
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Christy Admiraal
@christyadmiraal.bsky.social
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Best city on earth baybee! Get hit in the face with an umbrella! Be scared! Wonder if today is the day you die! Pigeons!
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Molotovsky
@grifftheimpaler.bsky.social
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Lou Inglese
@chaos440.bsky.social
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The sad truth is I'm just happy he's not a flat-earther.
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Zappit
@zappit.bsky.social
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Eric Adams is the closest thing to a real life Mayor Adam West. And the media thought that was great. He probably gave the NYPD money specifically to hunt Smurfs.
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Adam Vann
@adamvann.bsky.social
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But on the flip side sometimes people open businesses, and where else are you gonna possibly find that?
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Paula Schaap
@redsonja.bsky.social
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TBH, when flight patterns take jets lower than usual over my nabe, it brings back some bad memories.
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Kaitlin M 🍉
@kaitmonk.bsky.social
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He saw what it did for Rudy
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Elijah Woodn't
@rootofalleli.bsky.social
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He's praying for the only thing that might make people forget about the bribes for a few days
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Leono
@leoro.bsky.social
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You woke people now support Osama Bin Laden and 9/11? 🤔
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InspectorHound
@inspectorhound.bsky.social
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I have to check the weather report for that too now?
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Wagatwe Wanjuki
@wagatwe.com
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why is he like this 😭
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Remi
@hemii.bsky.social
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Adams is such a weirdo that would be so funny if he wasn't a politician. I mean it's still an objectively insane and hilarious statement, but it's different hearing this shit from the mayor of New York vs if he was your weird coworker who makes knives as a hobby.
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Pissperity Guardian
@andipalmur.bsky.social
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Gonna get an authentic New York slice and a 9/11! Eayhhh!
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Cat Randall
@catrandall.bsky.social
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New York: Your fate is in the hands of the Gods.
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joe, your friend from online
@makeitunclear.bsky.social
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he has such a spectacular mind
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illumi
@illumi.me
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"of course we're the greatest city in the world, where else has had TWO planes crash into buildings??"
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Genial Black Man
@trecoolx.bsky.social
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Why does his greatest things involve tragedy?
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Potomatic
@onbluskysku.bsky.social
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The plane is crashing through the person?
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Max Wyss
@pdfguru.bsky.social
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Das Motto von diesem Dude: Moah cops, moah cops… Na ja, once a cop, always a cop… Man hoffte insgeheim, er würde im Amt wachsen; vergebene Hoffnung.
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Linda Holmes
@lindaholmes.bsky.social
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Whaaaaaaat
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Electrichead
@electrichead.bsky.social
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9/11 me once, shame on you. 9/11 me twice, shame on me. I'm just saying, maybe NY is the problem if this is a daily possibility.
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Octocryptid 🜬
@octocryptid.bsky.social
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Idk this place sounds like it stinks maybe people could just walk away
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En Buen Ora
@enbuenora.bsky.social
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it's a very Trump-style statement, like all of a sudden going off on how no other city could've had a big as 9/11 as New York did, and the crowd momentarily befuddled before choosing to hoot & holler anyway
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nunya🦅🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🦅
@nunya33369999.bsky.social
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Look, there's video!
freebeacon.com/latest-news/...
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nunya🦅🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🦅
@nunya33369999.bsky.social
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No He did not actually say this This New Yorker wants to believe the current mayor of NYC would not say something as glib as this about the worst day in this city and country's history But this New Yorker is aware it's likely true Jfc
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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown
@theotherspeakman.bsky.social
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How did he not get a boot to the head after saying that?
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Mark K
@fajitadoctor.bsky.social
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Same guy who said his favorite concert was the Curtis Mayfield concert where he got paralyzed for the rest of his life! www.businessinsider.com/eric-adams-c...
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Wayne Fryback
@waynefryback.bsky.social
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😬😬😬
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Gregg Levine
@greggjlevine.bsky.social
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Why do we keep electing naked sociopaths?
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Think. It. Through. 🙅♂️
@cfaller96.bsky.social
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IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR WEATHER
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President of Dopamine
@socialdopamine.bsky.social
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Hell ya, nothing is better than a new business opening! That's my favorite thing in the whole world. I love capitalism so much.
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Craig Danz 🍦
@craigdanz.bsky.social
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The full spectrum of life’s experiences.
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Mauigirl70
@mauigirl70.bsky.social
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He actually said this??? I still haven't figured out how this guy got elected Mayor.
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Grudging Signup
@grudgingsignup.bsky.social
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once again my ability to tell reality from parody is waaaay off
www.nyc.gov/office-of-th...
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dave
@dave27.bsky.social
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No we don't need another "America's Mayor" we already know how that turns out
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beat the heat by beating your meat
@salarta.bsky.social
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“Planes hit skyscrapers every day here, is what I’m saying.”
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Beccas can't be choosers
@beccanical.bsky.social
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He talks like an AI trained on NYC memes "9/11 baby, love da mets! greatest city in the world i tell you"
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potato doritos
@potato-doritos.bsky.social
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what does he know 🤔
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LOREM OPOSSUM - Coward of Technology
@plaguedaemonart.bsky.social
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i like to think you only wake up to 9/11 once, but who fuckin knows everyone just does the same shit over and over and acts surprised
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Tim
@7amkickoff.com
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look, you could experience those things but you're most likely to experience some dude jacking off in the corner of the subway
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Katie
@katiek.bsky.social
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This fucking guy
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ConeyLove
@coneylove.bsky.social
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The same city where his cops ignore multiton metal vehicles parked where they aren’t supposed to be, because they have a paper plate on the dashboard.
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Tarik Bhatti
@punksandscribes.bsky.social
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What the actual fuck
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+AdamBlack
@redrocket.bsky.social
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First time I read it in Adams voice. But after that Tracy Jordan.
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Kevidently
@kevidently.bsky.social
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What the fuck
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Jeph Jacques
@ass.golf
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there is something wrong with his brain
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Ban Cars
@carabolitionist.bsky.social
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Imagining a NY cop union social media account posting something like "9/11—my culture, not your costume."
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I Am A Pyrite King
@iamapyriteking.bsky.social
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🎵 "New York, New York! It's a wonderful town: The Bronx is up, And the Towers are down. Hey: remember that big smoking hole in the ground...? New York, New York! It's a helluva town!" 😡
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Conor Conneally
@ernekid.bsky.social
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Another Day in New York, the smell of freshly cooked Bagels in the Deli, the Cry of Newsies as they sell their Papes on the Corner, the roar of an airliner as it crahes into a skyscraper. The Big Apple!
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As A Dog-man ☭
@scooterdavis.bsky.social
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He wants 9/11 so bad. Best thing that could happen for him
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robertus
@robertus.bsky.social
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big fat dynamo
@davegrapes.bsky.social
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New York New York It’s a hell of a town New biz: you’re up 9/11: you’re down
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AC
@cmwd.bsky.social
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Such a fascinating insight into how his broken brain works
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Dave Infante
@dinfontay.bsky.social
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the way this is phrased it sounds like he means the plane has to crash through the person celebrating a new business opening (?) before getting to "our Trade Center"
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Maryj59
@maryj59.bsky.social
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Why am I laughing?
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Gary Horses
@khandozo.bsky.social
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I like how, at a sentence level, what he said suggests that the plane will first crash through the person celebrating opening a new business and THEN into a trade center.
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a
@aacoek.bsky.social
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You clearly didn't focus on the job creators' positivity. It's a little of column A and a little of column B.
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Mick Rhibusbach
@recantacid.bsky.social
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the concrete jungle where dreams are made of! there's nothing you can't do!
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Pat
@parisdog.bsky.social
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be there or be square
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brad
@bradiscranky.bsky.social
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Thing to remember is he's a cop. 9/11 rang the bell for them to start slopping it up at the trough and got the NYPD a bigger budget than most nation's militaries. He's gotta pretend not to celebrate it, but he's a bad liar
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Richard Moon
@rmoonhill.bsky.social
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This reads like those "come back to New York, now you can eat the calamari instead of being psychically murdered by it!" ads on WATCHMEN
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Xanderpuss
@xanderpussrex.bsky.social
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🎶🎵If you can melt steel beams here You can melt steel beams ANYWHERE 🎵🎶
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Roy
@royx.bsky.social
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ah yes, the two poles of everyday experience: 9/11, and seeing someone else open a new business. Such is life in the Big Apple
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fahrenheit: four fifty fun
@moonagedaydream.bsky.social
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does he know that other mayors don't have to simp like that for their own cities? or is saying "new york is da best city on earth!!1" required for all politicians there?
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Hailey Piper
@haileypiperfights.bsky.social
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What the complete fuck 😐
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Fluna
@imfluna.bsky.social
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Wait you never heard about this. They catch about 5 planes everyday before they hit a building using a big magnet.
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@thallus.bsky.social
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It is no longer too soon for 9/11
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Fixed the Newel Post!
@romesick.bsky.social
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😳
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Faye McNeill
@vfmcneill.bsky.social
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Jesus
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Mike Anton
@mdotanton.bsky.social
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That magic vibe bedrock is reeeaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyyyy getting to him
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