|
Lilah Sturges@lilahsturges.com |
According to his attorneys, corrupt Senator Bob Menendez eats at Morton’s Steakhouse TWO HUNDRED FIFTY NIGHTS A YEAR
87 replies 149 reposts 879 likes
|
Momma Ogress
@fracturcritical.bsky.social
[ View ] |
please be hyperbole please be hyperbole please be hyperbole please be hyperbole please be hyperbole please be hyperbole
0 replies 0 reposts 9 likes
|
Drew Melbourne
@drewmelbourne.com
[ View ] |
That's about 35 weeks a year. If I check, will I see that he was on vacation 17 weeks a year?
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
Nathaniel Downes
@downix.bsky.social
[ View ] |
It's not even that good
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Chris A Field, Otherverse Games
@otherverseg.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Cholesterol will deliver us justice even if the courts won't.
1 replies 4 reposts 173 likes
|
Robert Perea
@robertlucasperea.bsky.social
[ View ] |
By the time you’re convicted of your first federal offense, you have roughly 4 lbs of undigested beef in your colon.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
jag (aka j00bar)
@i-am-j.ag
[ View ] |
Can't we just say "five nights a week"?
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
Regina C
@reginac.bsky.social
[ View ] |
What does his cardiologist say about this?
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
zachy daytona, real human writer
@mcauliffewithaz.bsky.social
[ View ] |
whats my guy supposed to do?? NOT get the free steak after you buy five????? thats not great economic advice
0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
The Dungeon Creep
@dungeoncreep.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I'm pretty certain that a full steak dinner from a fancy steakhouse is, historically, the only thing a New Jersey senator is capable of metabolizing
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Nick Gladman
@nicholasgladman.bsky.social
[ View ] |
They need to put his colon in witness protection.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Error Crater (Them, like the giant ant)
@errorcrater.bsky.social
[ View ] |
at what point, for most people anyway, does it stop being special? like you can't tell a friend "let's go to morton's, my treat" because for them it's like macdonalds. what a joyless life
0 replies 0 reposts 9 likes
|
Bruno J. Navarro
@brunojnavarro.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Wow. That’s bleak.
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
Thomas Fuchs 🔭🕹️
@thomasfuchs.at
[ View ] |
Looks like the attorney has a… …beef with the prosecutor
2 replies 0 reposts 24 likes
|
|
@boredompeejeterson.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Is he on vacation or at parties the rest of the year?
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
Cuntace Owens
@duaadiddy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Yeah I’m a meat eater but the idea of steak 250 times a year makes me 🤮
2 replies 0 reposts 8 likes
|
GDNALK
@gdnalk.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I wish I could afford to eat at Morton's 250 nights per year.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
@kombejobu.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Holy cow. In the early 2000s when we used to go out for steak dinners every other weekend. We couldn't get out of Morton's for less than $80 per person. That steak, two sides, an appetizer and a bottle of wine So he's basically spending $30,000 a year at a steakhouse. Holy cow
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
C.S. Lewis Farrakhan
@speedmariachi.bsky.social
[ View ] |
This is what used to get you nicknamed some shit like The Mad King Robert
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
Dave Dissents
@dconrad.bsky.social
[ View ] |
As weird as this is and as fun as it is to dunk on this jackass, this doesn't mean he was eating steak every day. I took a look online at the Morton's north of the WH and they have lots of other stuff on the menu, from salmon and sea bass to shrimp, chicken, Caesar salad, etc.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
@karen122.bsky.social
[ View ] |
It's ridiculous, but to be clear, they are referring to the Morton's in DC near the White House.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
OK Smarty
@taterpie.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Colon cancer is coming for him.
1 replies 0 reposts 22 likes
|
@tujungadude.bsky.social
[ View ] |
As one does
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
JeannetteBlue
@jeannetteblue.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Does Morton’s launder money perhaps?
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Cinema Strikes Back
@cinemastrikesback.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Holy shit!
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Still Got a Little Bit of Clairvoyance
@kevinnelson84.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I... don't even think I've been to Applebee's 250 times IN TOTAL
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
Schrödinger's Chomsky
@aplarrew.bsky.social
[ View ] |
We don't have Mortons in our part of the country, is it > or < Western Sizzler?
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
feralrobots.bsky.social
@feralrobots.bsky.social
[ View ] |
IT'S A CHAIN RESTAURANT. MENENDEZ EATS FIVE NIGHTS A WEEK AT A [VERY EXPENSIVE] CHAIN RESTAURANT. ....wHy?🤷🤦🤷
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
Triplejake
@triplejake.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Disturbing lack of imagination.
1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
Mike Soule
@mikesoule.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I felt my cholesterol jump just by READING that.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Riverdaleboy
@riverdaleboy.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Probably gets a kickback
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
🇺🇸 Señor Beto 🇲🇽
@albthere.bsky.social
[ View ] |
He prolly tips with gold coins
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
Robb
@buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Sweet Jeebus. Could this get any more cartoonish? I suppose he always sits in a red, leather banquette in the back where gold bars wrapped in today's newspaper are slid across the table by guys in pin-striped suits, fedoras and pencil-thin mustaches?
1 replies 0 reposts 11 likes
|
derek
@derek.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Honestly, the sheer lack of taste in all of this is the most galling part.
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
Dawn Xiana Moon
@dawnxianamoon.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I know I eat out too much sometimes but I'm reminded that I still live in a wildly different world from these people. Morton's costs ~$180/dinner in Chicago. 250 dinners = $45,000/year on just one restaurant Um.
0 replies 0 reposts 9 likes
|
Hyperlexic
@hyperlexic.bsky.social
[ View ] |
the health and cost aspects aside this is ridiculously unimaginative.
3 replies 0 reposts 10 likes
|
Firk
@theflyingfirk.bsky.social
[ View ] |
My shirt, etc., etc.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
LeRoc
@leroc.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I'm sure he eats the same thing there every evening.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Rhett Derrick
@lawzag.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Federal prosecutors be like:
youtu.be/qls9Pl1S-ZQ?...
0 replies 1 reposts 9 likes
|
Willie Young
@willieyoung.bsky.social
[ View ] |
You can’t cook at home when the oven is full of gold bars.
0 replies 1 reposts 12 likes
|
Howdoyousaythat, BBQ
@triagenursemd.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Big Pharma needs to jump on this man as the face to their next cholesterol medication campaign
0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
|
Jon
@zer0bee.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Nothing says "I'm not taking bribes" like eating at an upscale steakhouse literally every single business day.
0 replies 2 reposts 12 likes
|
Matt Gordon (He/Him, mostly) ✡️🏳️🌈
@drmattyg.com
[ View ] |
Bob Menengout
2 replies 1 reposts 120 likes
|
A Manly Mullins in Texas
@amullinstx.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Your honor, this isn't a conspiracy-type evil: it's a normal, acceptable, debauchery-type evil.
0 replies 1 reposts 7 likes
|
Raoul Warren
@richardmarxist.bsky.social
[ View ] |
He must have Keith Richards/Ozzy genes. Most of us would be dead. Or goutstipated.
1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
|
@shahidkhan.bsky.social
[ View ] |
The most jersey defense
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
🗽🇺🇸Vote for Democracy!!🇺🇸🗽
@dadsquatch.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Holy cholesterol, Batman!!
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Michael Paul 🐓
@mjpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] |
my dad won free dinners for a year at some steakhouse once and even he didn’t go that often
0 replies 0 reposts 9 likes
|
The Almighty Tallest
@spooknine.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
MindCrime
@mindcrime.bsky.social
[ View ] |
That's like one gold bar though.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
botany
@botany.bsky.social
[ View ] |
average senator eats at steak house 250 nights a year factoid actualy just statistical error. average senator eats at 0 steak houses per year. steakhouse menendez, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 steaks each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
H. Houlahan
@pavlovsbitch.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I don’t think I eat at MY HOUSE that often, and I hate going out
0 replies 0 reposts 22 likes
|
|
Toonwatcher
@toonwatcher.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Good heavens I bet he could make a stone floor creak when he walks on it.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
pi0
@0pi.bsky.social
[ View ] |
It's his part-time job he does on the side.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
@kevinrsours.bsky.social
[ View ] |
"You do get how that's worse, right?"
0 replies 0 reposts 14 likes
|
Tim
@7amkickoff.com
[ View ] |
tbf if I was hauling down 7 figures a year in bribes, I would also eat at a fancy steakhouse every night.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
Derek, Darren, Daryl, Jarred, Garret, Eric, Derek,
@brooooit.bsky.social
[ View ] |
The ultimate challenge of challenges, Bob Menendez and his 250 steaks a year vs Papa John and 40 pizzas in 30 days
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Not Morals of an Alley Cat
@tradesouthwest.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Eating Steak 250 times a year should be a punishable crime in and of itself... LOL
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp
@dna50505.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I had a boss like that once. Almost every night at the steakhouse…on the company’s bank account. That much steak adds up.
0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
the jEfE
@thejefe.bsky.social
[ View ] |
He goes 5 nights a week? Is he never out of town?
4 replies 0 reposts 20 likes
|
Notreal
@susannyc.bsky.social
[ View ] |
🤯
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
Doggojones
@doggojones.bsky.social
[ View ] |
This seems trivial to verify. The staff there would know him and his orders inside and out if this were true.
1 replies 0 reposts 7 likes
|
Socyclist 🚴
@socyclist.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Colon cancer a'hoy!
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
DJ SQWRL - VTtuber, Bootie Mashup
@djsqwrl.bsky.social
[ View ] |
So Morton’s accepts gold bars in addition to major credit cards?
0 replies 0 reposts 8 likes
|
Alice in Keynes
@aliceinkeynes.bsky.social
[ View ] |
How many diapers does it take to contain his blood farts?
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
Lilah Sturges
@lilahsturges.com
[ View ] |
Out on the town in Portland tonight and stumbled across this…
0 replies 1 reposts 28 likes
|
Alexandra Samios
@xanboni.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I have only one question, and that is-- is he a good tipper? (If not, fuck that weirdo)
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
David Binkowski
@dbinkowski.bsky.social
[ View ] |
God damn my man loves corn fed beef
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
Sagittarius A*
@sagastar.bsky.social
[ View ] |
[counts fingers] how many nights are in a year?
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
@propublic66.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Hence the gold they found in his house
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Stephen Boisvert
@srboisvert.bsky.social
[ View ] |
This argument does not preclude the possibility that he has conspired 250 times.
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
Boston Tom Levenson
@tomlevenson.bsky.social
[ View ] |
If true, I pity his colon.
2 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
Miracle Man
@kimota1977.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes
|
Beth
@thisbethlife.bsky.social
[ View ] |
JFC that’s like, every night he wouldn’t be at a function or holiday dinner or something.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Smash
@smashpro1.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I love steak as much as the next guy, but you need some fucking variety!
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Omri Marian
@omrimarian.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I really need a calculation of what this means in terms of annual spending at Morton's, approximately.
6 replies 0 reposts 35 likes
|
Roy
@royx.bsky.social
[ View ] |
"average senator eats Morton's Steakhouse 30 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average senator eats 0 Morton's per year. Morton's Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 5 times each week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
1 replies 7 reposts 67 likes
|
Jay Schiavone
@jaytingle.bsky.social
[ View ] |
That’s just perverse. Greed alone doesn’t explain that.
0 replies 0 reposts 9 likes
|
|
James Lewis
@jameslewis.bsky.social
[ View ] |
So basically every single business day.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Jed Shaffer
@streetsajed.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Puzzling strategy to combat corruption charges with bragging about eating an a prohibitively expensive steakhouse no less than 2/3 of the calendar year, but you do you, Bob.
2 replies 0 reposts 31 likes
|
Suboptimal planetoid
@staledimsum.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Menendez has to have an operation to empty and hose out his colon every six months.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
HuluAndEbay Man
@huluandebayman.bsky.social
[ View ] |
That's definitely asking for a heart attack.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Shrimp LOL Mein
@sammerstein.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Real question do you think he goes to different ones or the same one every time? Like Mondays he goes to the one in midtown Tuesday to the one near his house etc
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
@pmurtaugh.bsky.social
[ View ] |
We have some breaking news from his colon:
0 replies 0 reposts 14 likes
|
North Easton
@north-easton.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Jesus, does he just keep a tab backed by a gold bar?
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
David Rolfe
@dorolfe.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I can’t even process this! First, that can’t be healthy, but… How could you afford it without having a bunch of gold bars lying around? 👀
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes