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Orpheus Condescending@maryscottoconnor.com |
DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK
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Orpheus Condescending@maryscottoconnor.com |
DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK
129 replies 1311 reposts 6017 likes
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Owen
@oweniverson.bsky.social
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Only if it's been opened though
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Trendane - Voice Actor/Audiobook Narrator
@trendane.bsky.social
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I would only consume it if doing so would teach me Latin.
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miguel ❤️ dogs 🐩
@hellomiguel.com
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sorry i'm already chugging it
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Befria Hongkong
@befriahongkong.bsky.social
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#hellfoods
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@jennifervestal.bsky.social
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I remember getting an panicked call from my son nine years ago: "Oh my God do you realize that the baby will arrive before the milk I bought today expires?!!!" I have never seen a realer reality check. 😂💕
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Rosanna Landis Weaver
@landisweaver.bsky.social
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It's like something out of a Ruth Galloway mystery.
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Mom Friend 64
@pengarr.postes.club
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YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
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Frabjous Studios 🤩 Working on BANKWAVE
@devs.frabjousstudios.com
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Tudor Milk: Just Say No.
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Meowlnir
@meowlnir.bsky.social
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I’m laughing way too hard at this omfg
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Machu Pikacchu
@judet.bsky.social
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Hey, that’s good for like 94 years still if you use the Islamic calendar for the year. But for YHWH’s sake, do NOT use the Jewish calendar. Oy gevalt.
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Richard the Sod
@dreamcastbarber.com
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This is why you should always take the time to read the USE BY date. I would have just skimmed it.
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Maura -resister
@maurar.bsky.social
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Lol
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Paul D. Storrie
@storrieville.bsky.social
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🤣
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Prem
@lincolm.bsky.social
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Was thinking of buying one
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle
@lproulx.bsky.social
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Found in Hilary Mantel's fridge, no doubt. (too arcane/oblique, I know, but got nothing else)
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elf™
@elfy.bsky.social
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*guzzles milk, wants roasted turkey drumstick*
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Migs
@ominoushallways.bsky.social
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That is just a sell by date. Milk usually lasts 600 years.
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ScaryTwink™ 🔜gpn,EF
@spottyserval.furry.energy
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Lmao
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Orpheus Condescending
@maryscottoconnor.com
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Okay, this is ridiculous. 5,999 likes? I can't stand it. SOMEONE else has to click like on this motherfucker or I'm going to go insane staring at this.
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Critical Russ Theory
@russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Francisco Pizarro-ass milk
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Exclamador
@charlieviper.bsky.social
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WOW 😲😲😲
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Frank Reiser🌊🌈🌻💙💛⚜️
@frankreiser.bsky.social
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Could it be 24 hour time tag, meaning 3:38PM?🤔
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Marie Guillotine
@marieguillotine.bsky.social
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That is no milk of human kindness, no.
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Cowboy Friday
@thotstream.bsky.social
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You Made A Banger
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Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
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Doesn't even make sense in American
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William Shakespeare
@shakespeare.bsky.social
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And take my milk for gall, you murd’ring ministers
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Shatter Ⓥ 𓅃
@shatter.bsky.social
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Looks like something Charlie would find in the sewer and try to sell. #alwayssunny
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Pausanias apologist
@etienned.bsky.social
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The things that milk has seen would make you curdle
1 replies 0 reposts 13 likes
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Pia Utö-Dysto
@pia-utodysto.bsky.social
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I prefer Tuborg milk.
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David Grinyer
@malonegranger.bsky.social
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Trepanning For Gold
@rubydoomsday.bsky.social
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out, out, damned clot!
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timmyneutron
@timmyneutron.bsky.social
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Don’t think of it as expired milk, think of it as free cheese 🧀
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Sarah K
@purpliser.bsky.social
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"Now, Doctor Timeopolis, are you SURE that you don't want to visit Shakespeare yourself? Are you CERTAIN that a jug of milk will get the message across? I mean, we have one shot with the Time Hole so...."
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eyrieowl
@eyrieowl.bsky.social
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Milk of the aurochs, never goes bad
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Dom G 💖🥰💘
@domg.bsky.social
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Clearly aliens gave them the technology for plastic
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Emerence
@damemyniah.bsky.social
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But you must, FOR SCIENCE
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Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
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Because they didn't have pasteurisation back then?
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Melodica Dude™
@melodicadude.bsky.social
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i will drink it so my bones may gain the power of ages past and no one can stop me
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Large Buttes
@buttes.bsky.social
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you cant tell me what to do your not my real dad
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KIMBLY💕✨
@k1m.bsky.social
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Oh my
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Brian Alston
@milesofsmiles25.bsky.social
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Careful, do NOT drink the Plague-Flavored milk--i believe that there might still be some around. I suspect it's spoiled...
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RaphMikeyTurtle
@raphmikey.bsky.social
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😂 no way
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Kath Ebooks
@kathebooks.com
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Lmao
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Aspartame Valerian
@aspartame.bsky.social
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How can I possibly decide whether or not to drink it without knowing if it was produced by sainted cows of the Church of England or papist cows?
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BBQdotgov
@bbqdotgov.bsky.social
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Tudor Milk feels like a creepy cosplay euphemism
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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When you’re really committed to period pieces and method acting Jared Leto has been physically restrained from downing it in order to method act his way into queen Catherine
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GG
@gentleg.bsky.social
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It’s been 5 months since you post it… you can drink it now.
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Bertie
@flirtram.bsky.social
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They say to ignore sell by dates these days. I mean 500 odd years shouldn’t make that much difference…….
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Domus Vocis | (N)SFW Furry Author
@domusvocis.bsky.social
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I cannot even imagine the smell of 500 year old milk. 🤢 
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Gerald
@xedregulus.bsky.social
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But it tastes like excommunication!
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AV Hiero
@avhiero.bsky.social
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It's fine, food doesn't actually go bad. Expiration dates are just a conspiracy by Big Food to get you to buy more food.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian
@surcomplicated.bsky.social
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@dankaszeta.bsky.social is this a chemical weapon or something worse? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Harry__is__here
@harryishere.bsky.social
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Is that why he came up with the quote: To die, to sleep – to sleep, perchance to dream?
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Manny Coulon
@mannyc.bsky.social
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@tudorfoodrecipe.bsky.social 👀🙈😅
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Pierre
@baldyman990.bsky.social
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archaeologists worldwide in confusion...
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Nightingale!🇵🇸🇺🇦🇾🇪
@nightingale57.bsky.social
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*proceeds to chug the entire thing*
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Winter Queen Cinnamon 🏳️⚧️
@queencinnamon.bsky.social
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Surely you'd have to tu-don milk that old.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare 📽️
@mikeymcfilms.bsky.social
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That’s a keeper
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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
@bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social
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@danaschwartz.bsky.social we need an ep of Noble Blood about this milk
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Mr Snodes
@mrsnodes.bsky.social
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Gonna be ruff
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Tom (kid codger) O'Neill
@doctecazoid.bsky.social
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Bet the school system would still serve it to the second graders.
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Martin Nutbeem
@martinnutbeem.bsky.social
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Yessssss. Drink ittttttttt.
0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
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Norb Aikin
@norbaikin.bsky.social
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Personally, I've always preferred four door milk. I'll see myself out.
3 replies 0 reposts 13 likes
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Lucy 🍉
@lucyjustacointoss.bsky.social
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😅
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Bullwinker
@bullwinker.bsky.social
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I did. But it was a long time ago.
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Lizzie Borden
@goostie.bsky.social
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At this point would it not just be a very, very strangely aged and old cheese?
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@iantencate.bsky.social
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I'm as impressed that the alternative reading is that they know the precise minute it will turn sour - 3:38 in the afternoon!
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CarlyJA22
@carlyja22.bsky.social
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Yikes!!
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Ben Caffe 🇩🇪🇳🇱🇺🇲🇺🇦🇮🇱 💙💛🄽🄰🄵🄾 💙⚽
@bj.caffe.network
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So much for quality control.
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Holden vs The Internet
@holdendisperra.bsky.social
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Maryscott with the banger post
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@Tarbosaur
@tarbosaur.bsky.social
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No wonder Henry VIII had a gamey leg.
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Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
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That's just the sell by date, you have to smell it to see if it's bad! (or haunted)
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Zero
@squarezer0.bsky.social
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And drink water, befouled by plague as it is in these trying times? No thank you!
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Gareth Oakland 🇫🇷🏏🏉
@goakl.bsky.social
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I think you’ll need to dissolve that in something monastic like chartreuse.
1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
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Poor Rigney’s Almanac
@observations.bsky.social
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I thought it tasted funny.
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Kip Williams sort of
@kipwilliams.bsky.social
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Ho ho! They meant 1938.
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Loleth
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Bruce Harry
@bruceharry.bsky.social
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Liquid Cheese?!?
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Ann Lavendar
@lavendar.bsky.social
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Brilliant
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Gary
@garychapple.bsky.social
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The gradual transition to the Gregorian calendar wreaked havoc with Best Before dates.
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Nicolas Goy
@kuon.ch
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What kind of container is that? Looks huge. And also kinda transparent.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Jarrell lives in the woods
@jarrellwoods.bsky.social
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Actually, it might be safe after this long.
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Drac
@dracnoiseperson.bsky.social
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😬
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Tero Kuittinen
@teroterotero.bsky.social
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It’s gonna make you hustle like Anne Seymour
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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djdwight
@djdwight.bsky.social
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will now you know why i am who i am
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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TheDoktur
@thedoktur.bsky.social
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Perhaps that jug was supposed to be delivered to SCOTUS Alito?
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Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
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One of my absolute favourite factoids is that Al Capone invented food expiry dates.
2 replies 1 reposts 29 likes
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Alan Bleiweiss
@alanbleiweiss.bsky.social
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Good advice! To be fair, this confirms how long plastic lasts and why it's a serious problem for the environment!
0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
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Linux Rocks!
@linuxstillrocks.bsky.social
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lol
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@moriartystjames.bsky.social
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And what should I drink while lathing arsenic and lead upon the face of my monarch?
1 replies 0 reposts 6 likes
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Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@pyrholidon.bsky.social
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forbidden dairy
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ARadSkullMug
@spitandtears.bsky.social
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One wonders how this artifact ended up in Michigan (?)
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@garybutler.bsky.social
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If it's good enough for Henry VIII, then it's good enough for you.
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Zeit Wolverine
@zeitwolverine.mustelid.party
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That milk is ancient!
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JayMo
@waymojaymo.bsky.social
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Worst family heirloom, ever.
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Edward Anderson📽️
@readwryt.bsky.social
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Well, I learned something about algorithms just now. I searched for "What happened in the 1530s?", and the first thing Google offered was a Wikipedia entry called "The 1530s", and when I clicked on it it took me directly to 1538, so this picture is causing some activity I guess...
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CrackedLemonade
@crackedlemonade.bsky.social
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Damn the like number is higher than the year on ye olde bottle
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Weedleplop
@weedleplop.bsky.social
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Or it could be an incredibly precise time code - this milk is fine now but by the time the shop shuts it will have expired.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Ford, The Punslinger
@inferknow.co
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TASTE MY POWER (CHUNKS)
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@roseorchid.bsky.social
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Thoust ancestors doest stealeth my milk and left me with thy worthy reputation ast Bilious Bale. When truly thy grumpiness wast a lack of moisture on mine cornflakes. ~ John Bale
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Laurent Peraldi
@tintamarre.bsky.social
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😅
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The Spike Syndrome
@spikesyndrome.bsky.social
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Which made me think of this song, which is just the way my mind works. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ayw...
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Chris Doyon
@nilbog3000.bsky.social
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[placeholder for joke involving Henry VIII calling Anne Boleyn’s breasts “duckies” in a letter to her]
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Jenifer with one n
@jendaby.bsky.social
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😂
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Joao Pereira
@jdpereira.bsky.social
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Or do? Live dangerously, and be ready to use windows as restrooms.
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NG
@nowheregirl.bsky.social
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🤣😂🤣
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Kaz wants Voting/Women’s Rights 🪰♥️🔬 🇯🇵 🇺🇦
@kazukami.bsky.social
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Milk Henry VIII I am….
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D. J. Runnels — author
@djrunnels.bsky.social
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Maybe it’s a time portal that can take you back to that year.
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Joe Tank
@joetank.bsky.social
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Fine. I prefer Plantagenet-based milk, anyway.
1 replies 0 reposts 9 likes
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Lia Wong 🧃
@liaofthebay.bsky.social
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Is it still liquid?
2 replies 0 reposts 7 likes
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Azure and I
@azureandi.bsky.social
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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❤️OccupyOneLove❤️ "K"
@occupyonelove.bsky.social
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I said I wanted to be 15 years younger, not go back to the 1500's ! 😆😆😆
1 replies 1 reposts 3 likes
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solomonchik
@msolomonchik.bsky.social
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comes with a free tapestry tho
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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@gnomepickles.bsky.social
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How I know that I will not die a natural death is that I really want to try it.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Ada 🏳️⚧️ (0x520)
@sirwol.bsky.social
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When Doctor Who restocks your fridge.
1 replies 1 reposts 35 likes
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if on a winters night some soup
@semiprowizard.bsky.social
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no, you can drink this. nothing important happened then
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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SayoriSign
@justmonika.bsky.social
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that was julius caesar’s milk
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Minou The Rescue Cat
@minousjewels.bsky.social
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c.c. @tracyur.bsky.social
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Amy Simoneau
@midliferefit.bsky.social
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Still cracking me up.
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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David Fisman. The other guy is a turnip.
@dfisman.bsky.social
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It’s Sir Francis Walsingham’s birthday milk!
1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
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Brother Clippy
@fumblebee.bsky.social
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Bastard Tudor wants to drink the Tudor milk
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Lizet Kruyff
@lizetkruyff.bsky.social
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Did the English take it to New Foundland?
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Amazon Syren
@amazonsyren.bsky.social
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This seems like eminently reasonable advice.
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes