Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

My favorite one yet.

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Bryant Francis ✈ Gamescom @rbryantfrancis.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Ben is the Onion single handedly spiking Google’s AI search

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Rich Wanket @richwanket.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

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Dann @dannfuller.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

In an ironic twist, it may end up being that you save us from the scourge of AI by drowning it in...disinformation!

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Tom @tfox.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

AI saying the quiet part out loud.

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Teal @teal.gendercriminals.gay [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 05:43 UTC

it looks like they're finally filtering onion, or it chooses preferentially based on browsing history (this is a "clean" chromium from a east coast IP)

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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

They literally released a search product that doesn't know The Onion is satire. They stole all the data on the Internet and blew up the most useful website in history just to build a machine that eats the onion.

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Claire 🐝 @isolinearchip.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

So like, can you get them for copyright infringement on this or...? I would give you another dollar if you sued

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GodzillaVS 🦖 @godzillavs.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

🥛🥛🥛

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@anathema_device@bne.social @iamanathemadevice.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

I have just realised who the actual user is under this screen name 🤦‍♀️😀

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🍉 I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

you're going to sue them, right?

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L @noisybrooklyn1.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

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Waseem @iamwaseem.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 09:35 UTC

This is good one

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Eric Carroll @ericcarroll.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

#GenerativeAiIsGoingGreat

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Caitlin Baird @bairdlet.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

depending on how you define "research" this can get really interesting in a really bad way really fast

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Burney Sandwich @burneysandwich.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

Can… Can the Onion sue Google??

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s. e. smith @sesmith.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

Incredible. No notes.

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Horny Link @hornylink.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

GLUE

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illumi @illumi.me [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

Ooh, ooh, can you ask it “will gay people magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster?”

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Potomatic @onbluskysku.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:43 UTC

I have a business proposition

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Ðavid Þetraitis @davidpetraitis.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

Ben you should hit up Google for $60 million at least!!!

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Mr. Pauly Mac @mrpaulymac.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

That's how you buy stuff

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Tuomas Pernu @tuomaspernu.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 09:46 UTC

(1) I can't believe how stupid our beloved AI is. (2) I can't believe how stupid people are to rely on anything these things regurgitate. (3) It's utterly incomprehensible how the Tech Corporate Gods have swallowed this bollox.

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Mitch ZF @rotorouter.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

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Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

You need to run a Zweibel editorial in which he celebrates his victory over the google (and also the Spaniards, somehow)

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BrianB🇸🇬🇬🇧🇮🇪🇪🇺🇪🇸🇺🇸✈️ @brianeb.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 07:03 UTC

It’s only going to get worse. You can spot these because they are so preposterous. Just wait until complex scientific literature becomes contaminated with all sorts of erroneous AI generated nonsense that few people will be able to recognise.

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GrimFalcon746.bsky.social @grimfalcon746.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

Seems like it's very easy to poison the A.I models. With great power comes great obligation or something like that.

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Paul Arzooman @zoopaul.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

If no one will buy something unless you lie about what it is then it probably sucks.

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dbstewart_tn @adavelikeanyother.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 23:57 UTC

Elmer's School Milk. Multiuse water soluble adhesive and snack food just LOADED with vitamin G!

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J @jensynthpunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

I like how all of this publicity is also revealing, in case anybody didn't already know, how much of AI is simply straight up plagiarizing entire sentences/paragraphs and not actually generating anything at all

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Babbling Brooklyn @deftestleftist.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

You can’t make this stuff up, except that’s actually what The Onion did.

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Dong Juan @bigbongtheory.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

Fascinating to see where it's pulling this from.

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0x416E6479 @0x416e6479.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 11:33 UTC

“I’ll have a clam juice flat white to go please”

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Meek 🔜 Carolina Geekfest 🩷 @themeekwarrior.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 08:39 UTC

Thanks Google 👍

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The Nicest Boy on this Website and App @bikivindaloo.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

"I used to be able to name every milk that there was."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3COp...

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

Breaking news, semen made the list

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

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Rory @roryreckons.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

Does 'What is the current death rate holding at?' work - I am not able to see Googles AI nightmare :P

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JM @jonmarke.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

This can't keep working

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King Bee 📯 @k1ngb33.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

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Rufus T. Firefly @rufustfirefly.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 04:31 UTC

"I know there's no such thing as soy milk because there's no soy titty." - Lewis Black

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Father John Chungus @sorocchungus.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

WE DID IT!!!!!

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Ax, Yer Pal, Yer Satan, Yer Sun @axamoretl.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

Please continue to poison Google AI. You're doing Dog's work.

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Horizon to horizon, nothing but mistakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @pewtergod.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

This AI thing is just working so well!

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Sean @publichealth.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

scott gottlieb is going to have an aneurysm

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Yari Futanari @hunggirlgames.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

Wait what?! 😂

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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

Is The Onion our 2024 bingo card?

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@yeroc.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

lol this is wildin

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

*any* white liquid? 🤔

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Ari is doing aer best @raantuva.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

It's just...so goofy xD

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NG @nowheregirl.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

lol, with AI, coming up with content is like shooting fish in a barrel.

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Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel @kleinman.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

You should ask them the street value of horsey sauce

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Chuck E. 🌊🦋 @emdashpython.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

One of my favorite product labels of all time:

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☭ Mephistopheles ☭ (Pr0nouns:0pen) @habaner0.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

Huh. Just got the dirtiest thought. 🫣

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Kate Violette @kateviolette.com [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

actually threw my head back and laughed at this I need a portmanteau that means both terrifying and beautiful at the same time 🥴

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Marten @puntloos.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 11:06 UTC

So my Russian overlords want to know how much for that site of yours.. we have.. fun ideas for totally veritacious stories..

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C L Who @clwho.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

Looks like The Onion is gonna have to sue someone.

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Pope Corky IX @popecorkyix.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

Thank you for bringing Real Facts to Google Mr. Onion

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Jacob Buchanan @jacobsbuchanan.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

HA! At first I was like "um, what?" Then I saw The Onion label and I understood. If you think that's funny, look at this.

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