Tim Onion

@bencollins.bsky.social

Fox News is a BLAST right now.

May 30, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

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Joel Pelletier 🍩 @joelpelletier.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

I can’t even, but I can imagine.

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BenRad @benrad.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

I got the 4 way split going, shower me in the news

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Keith Naas, ☀️👨‍🌾 @knaas.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Guilty of Hunter Biden Dick Pics.

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Franklin D. Roosefella @roosefella.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

reporting on an all new border bound convoy?

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Susan Behrens @susanbehrens.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

I tried to listen but I couldn’t take it. With the first 10 seconds of watching Fox after the verdict one of them brought up Hunter Biden. 🤦‍♀️

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@kdkildal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 05:51 UTC

Funny, because u expect it there. It’s the rest of cable news & MSM mimicking the same tone in a softer way that’s disheartening. They’re all hedging on fascism straight up.

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VincentJ @vincentj1217.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Cuntace Owens @duaadiddy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

Hahaha I’m watching them fall apart right now

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Gavin @gavinneedham.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

It’s such a cope

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Donny @tehdon.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

May be too much credit but feels similar

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Snausage Of Doom @snausageofdoom.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

I thought you were off the dystopia beat.

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MikeasaService @ultor.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

Hannity has 15 interchangeable Republicans and Rubio all reading from the same script on his radio show. Somehow the NY courts are simultaneously completely corrupt and inevitably going to overturn the verdicts.

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illumi @illumi.me
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

YES BEN IT IS LIKE FUEL FOR THE SOUL

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@zendarva.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

I have to imagine you guys have something coming.

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Capt. Curt Jackson @captaincurt.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Just thinking of Mr. Pipebomb sitting at home getting ready watching the Fox Rally Cry fills me with dread… hopefully this is the great beginning of Oranges End.

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Lisa @lisathelibrarian.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

Are they crying? el o el

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Tall Alf @homunculusdick.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

I'll wait for the good parts on the recap show Fox News Sunday Night Heat

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Melodramatic for the People @bisonbison.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

Unfair and unbalanced!!

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Unwieldy @unwieldy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

I am not as strong a man as you are. Or maybe my sense of smell is too refined.....

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Paul Arzooman @zoopaul.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

I thought Jesse Watters was going to cry.

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Ed Dean @eddied.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

Turley claiming it will be reversed on appeal 😅

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Stephen Schiavone @stephenschiavone.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

We might also get some real bangers from the terminally online Left. Nothing triggers them more than the system actually working.

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Jacob Cudney @jacobcudney.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

Kinda fitting that when I try to bash Turley my phone keeps fixing it to Turkey

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LillianOrlando @lillianorlando.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

Thanks for reporting from that entertainment channel, I can't watch that clownshow.

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ThePundick @thepundick.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

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曹昌倫 @arlentsao.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

Are they making excuses for that fat ass orange criminal?

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Jessie Losch @jessielosch.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

Ugh, can’t even do 34 little crimes anymore because of woke.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

Hos mad.

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special baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

saw this beauty earlier before the hammer dropped. they knew what was coming.

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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

Looking forward to Majority Report tomorrow

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Jason @jasondtx.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

I turned it on and they brought up Soros within SECONDS 😂

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Kayla @kaylathegecko.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

What’s going on there? (Not American) I know about the verdict, but can someone give a quick rundown of what is happening now? 🙈

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Chrissy @gonyr24.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

I refuse to put that channel on but also want to know how bad of a stroke they’re collectively having over there.

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@banjo99.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

Parent consoling heartbroken son whose girlfriend was obviously way out his league. “You did a great job receiving the news”

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Bob Slominski @bobslominski.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

Hard pass...

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Annie B Kay @anniebkay.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

Yaaas. Turley is sad.

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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

congrats to how far The Onion can take this, will be enjoying

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Jaze @jaze.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

What are they saying????

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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

Take a shot every time they say "appeals"

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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

I won't tune in but I imagine that they're either having a complete meltdown or showing pictures of baby lambs running around a grass field.

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Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

Almost sad I can’t see it lol

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John ✦° @johnchavez.io
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

I'll take your word for it. 😅

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LabKixx @labkixx.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

Ha, heard some talking head on yesterday say that there were only 2 realistic outcomes, guilty or mistrial. I thought, oh he’s trying to prepare people not to expect Trump to be exonerated. Then, he went off on the jury screaming and calling them corrupt idiots etc. Brave jury, very brave 👏🏻

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