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Brie

@brielikethechhes.bsky.social

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e.g. Obsessed with colour
and perfumes
filled with grey optimism
that smells like jasmin and tastes like rhubarb bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabpnaujsxwq

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Enjoying my coffee and scrolling my carefully curated timeline

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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If you survive dinner out with four 12 year old girls you deserve a prize

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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Them: What can I give you to show my appreciation Me: “A finger, give me your pinkie” Hands them my Swiss Army Knife

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blank's avatar blank @misterblank.bsky.social
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always like to put food toward the outside of the microwave plate. let it go for a little ride.

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Rachel's avatar Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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It would all be so funny. If it wasn’t horrifically tragic instead.

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juniper 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar juniper 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo
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smoking the shit that makes you steal a capybara from the zoo

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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“Every Angus I’ve met has been amazing especially the beef” Me talking to an obnoxious vegan called Angus

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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2:40 Neil Sedaka’s Laughter in the Rain Would be a great addition to any horror film soundtrack An old banger while you watch carnage

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The thing is very few people have a perfumy but crack when the humidity factor is 70% and that’s ok Just stop acting like you do for clout

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Orville Peck is playing a free concert at the Jazz Fest tonight I think we might have been friends in another life Something happened a long time ago I still don’t know what it was It had something to do with designer fragrance and how it inadvertently led to divorce and a hunger for music

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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I have not once seen road kill and not be overcome with sadness or read about Pluto being demoted or people who have never been hugged when the world did them wrong

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PAM!'s avatar PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social
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(eating microwave rice-a-roni from a tiny paper bucket) SODI-YUM!

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Understanding cats, the basics: • Cat rubs up against you and purrs = Cat wants food. • Stitches needed after attempting to pet cat = Cat isn't hungry.

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Ash 's avatar Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
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Me as a weatherwoman.. It’s fucking HOT. Hydrate or die.

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Just so you know, I’ve diagnosed most of you and all I’ll say is Oh, boy

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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On the 4th you’re not allowed to use toilet paper you have to use strips of firecrackers

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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Them: You’d look prettier if you smiled Me: Puts rocks in pocket and walks into ocean

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was going to eat a cheese stick or two but today I think I’ll eat a few bottle rockets

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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So basically live in the moment and don’t be a cunt My advice for the kindergarten class of 2024

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DB's avatar DB @rebelliousdb.bsky.social
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Reminder that chaos and collapse has been their plan all along.

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*clears throat* ASTRAL TRAVEL AND DRUG EXPERIENCES ARE NOT THE SAME THING, THANK YOU

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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My friend gave me her recipe in 2000, I remember because they were so good Easy AF to make Tofu Green onions Cheese Oatmeal Nutritional yeast Lentil Sprouts( optional) Nut flour Egg ( optional) Salt and Pepper Garlic minced Grate cheese and tofu mix it all Make patties either fry or bake

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Them: I have over a million followers on twitter Me: Your husband’s dick tastes weird

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Him: The ease with which you can be bought disgusts me. Me: And right now it’s easier than ever! My prices are INSANE

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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July 3rd It’s not my birthday I made tofu burgers I want to go shopping for perfume and obscure dried herbs

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Salty MacTavish's avatar Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I grew up loving a formulaic band like Boston because it was math that I could understand. That, and I bought their first album with my paper route money

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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I have been halted by I do not know what, so that I haven’t opened the TV in ages So unlike me

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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Sometimes when my Vyvanse and coffee meet up I can hear smells, and taste sounds I can also fold the clothes, and muffle some demons

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Theciscokidder's avatar Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
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I hope I'm already dead if one of my kids ever has a hawk tuah moment.

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Dude's avatar Dude @prosaic.bsky.social
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Would you admit it if you lost a digit Thursday night?

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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depressed to discover I’m the executive producer of my own poor life choices

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Deeks 🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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I almost forgot. I am 5 years sober today. It's the best decision I have ever made. I'm glad to still be alive. I quit smoking 1 year later

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