Davoid
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Healthy religion, very sane
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Used to joke poorly on the hell site as Walter Ego but then I stopped. Stop me before I stop myself again
Davoid
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Healthy religion, very sane
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Wilbur72
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A “yankee” is just like a “quickie” but you do it yourself.
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Davoid
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Viktor Winetrout
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248 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns
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Davoid
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It's fucking dismal any way you slice it. Toss in the fact that temperature rise statistically brings with it more crime, more violence, more war, just as a physiological effect. I wonder what Canada's border plan is to keep Americans out?
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i am carbs
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taking my dog to see the fireworks on our way home from the vacuum cleaner convention
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Davoid
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dang
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@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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🎵ohhh say can you SEE, you parked too close to me; getting out of my car, somewhat peri-lous-ly🎵 - FRANCIS SCOTT KEY’s your car
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Davoid
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Selecting "Skyrim" from the Mile High Club menu
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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a couple hours at a good pinball machine would fix me
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Robin Marwick
@electricland.bsky.social
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This made me laugh (again) 🥬
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Davoid
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I was reclaiming bricks from a construction project at night in the bright glow of a work lamp. I paused to lean back and stretch, looking up just in time to see an owl, wings outstretched, flash through the light ten feet above me.
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Catbus
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I kneel in the direction of Google HQ chanting my mantra, "the electricity needs of AI supercede the human requirement of an inhabitable planet" outside the window a choir of Boston Dynamics robot dogs bark the national anthem
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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[arriving in hell] Satan: welco- Me: hit me with a plate of your eggs bro Satan: Me: (sprinkling motion) with the paprika
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Davoid
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Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films Midnight Express Once Upon a Time in America Vacation It Follows Edge of Tomorrow
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Davoid
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whoa that font really took over. Now I've done it
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Davoid
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I mean if you get pleasure out of that without having d̶̵̨̨̨͎̯͓̳͕̯̥̠͖͙͈̠͕̟̭̮͎̠͚ͮ͊ͪ͐ͥ̿ͯͪ̔̐ͨ̅ͦͫ̄̌̿̚͘̕͝͝͡a̻̣͔ͦ̉͛ͭ́̅ͣ͞rk̴̡̪̦ͪ̌̀ t͔̙͙̦̬͚̣̘͍͊̔̑͌͒͐́̅ͮͫ͌̉͜h̶̨̡̟̣̗̙̹͆ͭ̎ͦͫ͋̍̕̕͡_̸̔͡ỏ̸̰̲̰̥̖̥̮̰͓̠͔͊̏̾ͯ̉͆̑̏̏̒̋ͬͪͨ̈̊̋̔̒͢͟͝͡ͅų̴͔̞͓͔͇̙͇̺̥̿́ͩͨ̑͑̓̉̏͋͆̇ͩ͊̓̆͋ͯ̿ͮ͌̚͠g̷̨̧̲͖̞̲̰͖̫̞͙͂̿̃̎͋̇́͋ͧ̃̐͞͠h̵̷̫͇̋̄ͫt̹ş̵̸̛̖̳͍͍͉̙̘͖̬̀̽͛ͮ̆̃̎̕͡ creep in later, then great. I just personally think it's a waste of mental energy
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Davoid
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Or you can choose not to bother and just go about your day! This too is an option!
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Davoid
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Not sure who CL is, but they OWN
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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I hope if we go to war with China they will still keep loaning us random pandas for two years at a time
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Davoid
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I like to go swimming in picturesque coves because that's where all the dead ppl's ashes are
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Davoid
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I know there's no hard evidence of cancer risk but on top of everything else I wouldn't trust anything that generates EMFs to be under or on top of my baby for potentially hours on end
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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Babe what's wrong, you've hardly glanced down at my banana peel cowboy boots
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DenTheluck
@denislachance.bsky.social
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Davoid
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When I stumble upon three wells
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Davoid
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I love having an attic and a large shed with a loft but they're going to be the death of me when we eventually move. Hell, I have 6'x8' *exterior* shelving full of shit. Fuck is wrong with me
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Davoid
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[billy squier stroke me gif]
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Davoid
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The original name of Ireland was just "Island" until they said it out loud
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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I was crying to a French song, until someone told me it was about agriculture.
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balb
@balb.bsky.social
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I'd love to have a camel. some bactrian undulator loyally steering me over steppe or massif. gentle and affectionate but not without his moods. feel certain we'd have the respectful bond of steed and mount. I'll make do with this Suzuki Hayabusa Gen III Hyperbike however
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Davoid
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Love it and the soundtrack too
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nige
@sensualdad.bsky.social
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i drive a tiny car to compensate for my giant penis
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The Shrimpening 🎩🦐☕️🫖🪸🐚
@theshrimpening.bsky.social
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guy who loves steak be like- boy howdy i think I’ll have steak for dinner *giant centipede uncoils from the ceiling behind him*
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i am carbs
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on road trips i listen to artists who match the vibe of where i'm traveling so in new york it's billy joel and in new jersey it's springsteen and down south it's matthew mcconaughey blowing into an empty milk jug while dragging his nuts against a washboard even tho i really can't stand country music
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Davoid
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I knew my mom was twisted but she lets you call her that?
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Excuse me a moment, I’m going to slip into something more comfortable. (medically induced coma)
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Davoid
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A much lower financial burden on the state than simply supplying more housing and services I'm sure
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Davoid
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Can I go back in time and do this as well instead of the other thing
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tara
@weedlejuice.bsky.social
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My life would be so much easier if my doppelgänger wasn't obsessed with hunting me through the sewers at night
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Davoid
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The house had good bones, which didn't make up for its shitty attitude
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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The mosquitos that bit me didn't know how powerful I am and now they're hulking out. Some of them can't handle it
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StefanThinks
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Did you just imply my mom has an insatiable sexual appetite?? How dare you try to slut-shame my mother! Her level of promiscuity is none of your business. Good day!
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Asstown Baker
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Starts an all employee meeting by acknowledging the obvious sexual tension
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Davoid
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I mean what would right wing weirdos know about taking dubious brain supplements and subsisting on cans of Monster
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Davoid
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www.google.com/amp/s/deadli...
Someone actually tracked down who he was, and his name was a bit more improbable!
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Davoid
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And saying "We should improve society somewhat."
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Gore Vidal Sassoon
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I’m fine like wine when I start to rap
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Davoid
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Love how portions of them look like luminous negatives
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Davoid
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I listen for the crooning falsetto/baritone combo. FrappucciNOOEEEEWWWW
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Davoid
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This is more about the typical atmosphere than the typical visuals. But my gut, it is a work in progress
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