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Hush Jared
@hushjared.bsky.social
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Calling CPS on whoever adopted this highway
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Jennifer Slowpez@jennslowpez.bsky.social |
785 followers 486 following 982 posts
I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me.
Fall in love with me under the disco shark.
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Hush Jared
@hushjared.bsky.social
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Calling CPS on whoever adopted this highway
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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girls only want one thing and it's to murder
14 replies 44 reposts 119 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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I discovered a cure for migraines. *𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘯*
8 replies 59 reposts 138 likes
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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Paul represents dumptruck drivers.
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Adobe Creative Clout Services
@drangel.bsky.social
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Mike's Hard Truth About Why Your Father Left
6 replies 13 reposts 69 likes
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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Apparently I need to find someone who thinks of me as "worthwhile". There is a $10,000 reward.
1 replies 8 reposts 22 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I only fuck with real power, like rodents running on wheels type of electricity
3 replies 34 reposts 78 likes
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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I don't think newborns can do that.
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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*pours out beer for all the unrecorded steps while watch is charging*
1 replies 29 reposts 51 likes
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Starting a restaurant called the G-Spot where we only serve grilled cheese.
13 replies 53 reposts 211 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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the heads of my ENEMIES
17 replies 106 reposts 506 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Respectfully, not my favorite. Disrespectfully, it’s terrible. -me eating mint chocolate
3 replies 16 reposts 41 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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“And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.”
9 replies 21 reposts 76 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Gary Busey just called and asked if I’m doing okay, y’know, like, mental health wise.
4 replies 44 reposts 86 likes
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Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
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The Legally Blonde Cinematic Universe
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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"Gandhi was Jack the Ripper," was not something I expected on a Tuesday morning but OK, internet.
0 replies 6 reposts 24 likes
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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My cat and I will have to find it and check it out.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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It’s so gross outside. Not the weather, the people.
5 replies 61 reposts 145 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Looks like another week of “Hanging in there.” I bet that cat would be proud of me
3 replies 56 reposts 184 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Microdosing being an elephant by making you uncomfortable when I’m in the room.
1 replies 61 reposts 139 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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I make jokes because it’s better than crying all the time.
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Every time my iPhone tells me I should turn the volume down I turn it up a tiny little bit more.
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Jeff
@usedwigs.bsky.social
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I think the lifeguards forcing you to wear an OCEAN NERD t-shirt after being rescued is tough but fair.
0 replies 22 reposts 96 likes
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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My cat and I are watching Signs of a Psychopath. We haven't the time for you, good sir.
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Myandra, Graceless Lady and Proud of it.
@myandra.bsky.social
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Don't ask me what my favorite kind of music is, I will tell you it's whatever I'm listening to at the moment.
0 replies 3 reposts 22 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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This phone call could have been a shovel to the face.
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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I’m not really horny, per se, I can’t quite think of the right word… oh yeah, dead inside.
0 replies 19 reposts 52 likes
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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Don't talk to me. You'll regret it.
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And He Joked Again
@andyjokedagain.bsky.social
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FOLLOW FUNNY FRIDAY FOLKS #2. Andy Award winners for the funniest posts I saw this week.
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
@frovo.bsky.social
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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more🔻
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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I yelled, "you're so pretty!" Then she huffed and ran at my car. Twas terrifying.
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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I will try to use caution.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Okay lady, put your shirt back on, I was trying to get mauled by an actual cougar. Puma concolor. Mountain Lion. Panther. Very big cat. Yes your nails are very nice but still not claws.
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Chelle
@metallicunt.bsky.social
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Just made up a song called I'm Not Working Late Tonight, So Fuck You You Fucking Fucks SING IT.
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Chelle
@metallicunt.bsky.social
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Terrible pix but my first Northern Flicker.
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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She charged at me...letting me know that I am not ready for death like I previously thought.
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PAM!
@pamtoo.bsky.social
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I think about you a lot, but not incessantly. Sometimes thinking about hot fudge.
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@zappaszep.bsky.social
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wasn’t paying attention in the market and now i’ve got two boxes of Snake-Umms ☹️
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BlueSnowflake
@bluesnowflake.bsky.social
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My husband asked what Hawk Tuah means. I explained it & he said “I don’t get it, maybe you could show me” So I spit on him.
9 replies 3 reposts 29 likes
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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My dog and I bark at fireworks together.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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today I forego q-tips and instead use lit sparklers
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Docs ask how many concussions you had/when they happened and it's like c'mon all I know is that I got hit a lot in my memory spot
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Network Sportsball Analyst
@fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
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Some guy practicing tai-chi in the office courtyard just tripped over a bocce ball
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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*clears throat* ASTRAL TRAVEL AND DRUG EXPERIENCES ARE NOT THE SAME THING, THANK YOU
10 replies 41 reposts 79 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Ouija Board: G-E-T B-E-N-T L-O-S-E-R Me: …grandma?
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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How dare you threaten me with a phone call
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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Interrogation shows are foreplay.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I’m a being of pure light homie I’m bright as hell
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I feel worthy of being better than everyone
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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To the people I have wronged: I hope you enjoy knowing that my life sucks. I really do.
1 replies 3 reposts 8 likes