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Sweetie π

@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social

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Six feet of radioactive decay and candy

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Isn’t it fun how we can come on here and say things and none of it matters and we can all act normal and not psycho

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Him: what’re your plans for the rest of the week? Me:

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jason.'s avatar jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social
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Coastal escapement. Crowd avoidance is at an all time high, so I had to dip to lesser known spaces. Stay hydrated, gems. 📸: Central Oregon Coast

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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watched an octopus documentary and the narrator said they sometimes punch fish out of spite and I’ve never been more in love with anything in my life

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The Real Kim Shady 's avatar The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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everything you heard about me is true and worse! “ma’am this is a Wendy’s”

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Rachel's avatar Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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I’m not the forgive and forget type. I enjoy burning those fucking bridges and letting the fire light my way.

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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it’s okay sweetheart drink your milk and take your muscle relaxers you can write your long winded reply later

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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With great tits, comes great back pain.

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filth_waste's avatar filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social
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even if you’re between relationships there is still plenty of use for your dick. i tie mine to a hitching post so i’m not tempted to run off

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Such a cutie pi, but did a significant other give you that necklace or something?

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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It’s not the wanting something in return that’s the problem it’s the always wanting to receive first before they’re willing to give that’s the problem

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle's avatar Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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Why blame me when the whole world is a travesty?

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Damnit Janet 's avatar Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social
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One day i'm gonna have too many naps and my ear's just gonna flatten round my head

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Astr0z0mbreez's avatar Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social
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Walkin past a Planet Fitness yelling through the window, “My Dad has bigger muscles than all of you w out even trying!”

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im online's avatar im online @animepolice.bsky.social
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nothing is as it seems if you are an idiot who is always wrong

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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go away. why are you like this.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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babe, i'm not coming to your meeting, i have a life

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Frankenfreckle's avatar Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
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*Catches the dead body at the wedding*

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Might just fuck around and admit Carl Jung and I are out on the ocean. He pokes me in the side, says, “They all feel the notion.”

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Coach Rusty's avatar Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
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[getting pulled over] Cop: lemme see your drafts folder Me: I don’t use a drafts folder Cop: holy fucking shit you’re free to go

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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just killing it* rn *lying on my back and doing fuck all

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Travis, bluesky elder 's avatar Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
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Canceling my therapy appointment with the note "I'm fine after all"

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Ash's avatar Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
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We don’t use the word bombastic enough.

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Hello. I’m heading over to be weird with you.

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BBKitty 's avatar BBKitty @bbkbhv.bsky.social
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Yes, its me! I’m back I hate to ask, but I’d love to find my people again. Any chance you guys help me out?

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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Hey it’s me from the future 🙋🏻‍♂️

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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The only dueling I’ll consider is pistols at dawn. *𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦*

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Cap’n Watsisname's avatar Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Sure you can sort your laundry by color, OR you can add 1/2 cup of cocoa powder to every rinse cycle.

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BEAVE ²'s avatar BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
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This isn’t a spiral into insanity, it’s a beautiful pirouette.

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Stephen's avatar Stephen @entrop.net
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Covertly eating the many and diverse birds that have disrespected me, thereby severely disrupting the local ecosystem, and blaming it on the cats

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I don’t know who that Goober is but you get points for your effort

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I lost my glasses awhile ago so I have no idea what the last 6300 posts were about

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Robert Jung - Film Composer 🎵🎹🎸's avatar Robert Jung - Film Composer 🎵🎹🎸 @dreikelvin.bsky.social
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*Inflicts Gödel's Incompleteness with an Infinite Pair of Socks*

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Allow me to do a tasteful nude of you made entirely of campanelle

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