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Pure madness.

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Tusk Jenkins 's avatar Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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"You're never lonely playing amongst the atoms" thanks famous quote but I was even ignored by a single macro particle clique theory

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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9A is a good time to begin drinking wine prior to an arts festival, right?

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Elissa's avatar Elissa @tomorrowx3.bsky.social
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The day you move in alone is the day you start talking out loud to yourself. You think you won’t, but you will. The Talking Out Loud to Yourself society will drop by uninvited. You’ll resist, “I don’t really,” and they’ll put one finger over your lips. “Shut up,” they’ll order, “you’re only human.”

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Ellis (sewmuchgeek)'s avatar Ellis (sewmuchgeek) @ellislee.bsky.social
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I strongly feel being able to emit glowing balls of energy from your face holes when you’re overwhelmed as a way of calming down would help a lot. I’m imagining like a lava lamp vibe — light just bubbling out of your eyes and mouth and then you’re fine. Things are okay.

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George 's avatar George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social
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Dramamine sales still haven’t recovered from the end of the waterbed boom.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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I’d like to take a moment to thank everyone who abstained from posting pics of fireworks from the 4th. You all are the real heroes.

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🍉Amelia🍉's avatar 🍉Amelia🍉 @theartfulldodger.bsky.social
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On days like this i count my blessings Like i own a flamingo hat

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gooberella's avatar gooberella @gooberella.bsky.social
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I'm against any public display of affection. In fact, against all public displays. Just don't go in public, ever.

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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It’s that eerie kind of quiet that makes me want to sing.

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Cranny Boy's avatar Cranny Boy @crannyboy.bsky.social
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I'm staying up to watch sound become light

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RainDro's avatar RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social
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Grab some snacks and your axes, we’re having a lumber party

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Wormhole42 's avatar Wormhole42 @wormhole42.bsky.social
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If I was a shapeshifter I would turn into so much dumb shit I'd probably get sick of it.

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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Anything can be made into a dress. This will be the hill I roll down on.

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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Hear me out-pizza night where the pepperoni is actually the crust.

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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when you’re weak in the knees from the butter and cheese that’s a mornay

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Cosmically Funny 's avatar Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social
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It doesn't matter how much you love the scent of licorice, you have to be very careful with your enunciation if you're going to tell a woman her anise smells delicious.

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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american werewolves are only in london because they were stolen from the isle of manhattan by the british museum

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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Listen, you hit a certain age and your archenemy/hater is the twist tie on the bread bag.

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Deeks 🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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Multivitamins, naps, and Rock & Roll

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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More sugar, less cream is the coffee order I stand by.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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tomorrow is not Sunday? WTF is going on

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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The Midsommar flower dress only it’s me covered in hot dogs

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Dan Cerinthedark's avatar Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social
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“You’re toast” should be a complement. Everybody likes toast

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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And in my spare time, I write. Verses and volumes.

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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I feel like this is a waffle kind of morning.

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Tusk Jenkins 's avatar Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Welcome to the scratch paper museum please crumple up the guest book and miss the trash can

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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hello? i need to report a possible dirty innuendo

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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no seriously, I’ll believe you if you say it with even more conviction lmao

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bsky fairy 🧚🏽's avatar bsky fairy 🧚🏽 @krissywrites.bsky.social
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My socks match the book I’m reading and I love that for me.

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Theciscokidder's avatar Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
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I couldn't remember the word dishwasher so I called it a wet oven.

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff's avatar Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
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Allow me to be clear, I am pro taco truck.

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Deeks 🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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I was born to be wild, but only til about 10:30 pm

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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And the little one said- move your butt over, I would like bacon on stuff please.

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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If you’re using miracle whip in your potato salad, just please stop, drop, roll.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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happy 4th, keep it between the lines

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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At the moment I’m wearing ice lolly red lipstick.

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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Here’s the latest- the beach is so packed I’m contemplating a chair, a cooler, and a blow up pool in the convenience store parking lot.

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Jay's avatar Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social
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You can use Arby-Q sauce as body wash it's fine

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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*clears throat* ASTRAL TRAVEL AND DRUG EXPERIENCES ARE NOT THE SAME THING, THANK YOU

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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Hot dogs are all good and stuff, but let’s talk about grilling linguica instead.

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