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Schroeder

@disneyschroeder.bsky.social

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Friday Friend Circle skircle.bsky.social

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Get to know me! Name: Schroeder Orientation: Straight Height: 5'9" Sign: Aquarius Age: 50 Fave Colors: blue, green Fave Animal: Dogs, cats Fave Food: Pizza Fave Drink: Diet Cherry Coke; root beer Day/Night: Day Cold/Hot: Hot Status: Single

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Schroeder's avatar Schroeder @disneyschroeder.bsky.social
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You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is.

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If you see this, post a bird! 🪶

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Schroeder's avatar Schroeder @disneyschroeder.bsky.social
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Your honor, with all due respect, I get up, and nothing gets me down. You got it tough, I’ve seen the toughest soul around

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“No, YOU’RE irrelevant!” exclaimed Murray to the young girl, before gasping in horror at the animal transformation occurring before his eyes

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Schroeder's avatar Schroeder @disneyschroeder.bsky.social
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"Well, that coulda been your FACE!", hollered the normally stoic drummer Jughead Jones, eyes narrowing into focused rage and years of pent-up resentment, shattering the entire hotel building into powder with one sharp right jab to the nearby plaster wall, to impresario Don Kirshner's agape horror

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Colossal's avatar Colossal @thisiscolossal.com
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Artist Hitomi Terasawa drew a meticulous cross-sectioned rendering of Hong Kong's infamous Kowloon Walled City before it was razed in 1994. Now we have rare scans revealing the inner workings of the labyrinth-like metropolis.

www.thisiscolossal.com/2024/07/kowl...

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Jeph Jacques's avatar Jeph Jacques @ass.golf
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The slogan for Burger King in France is a guy with a mouthful of food saying “mmh…bourgaire” and it’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard

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Schroeder's avatar Schroeder @disneyschroeder.bsky.social
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EW WAS THAT DURING THE CIVIL WAR OR SOMETHING *ducks bricks* 😉j/k

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Josephine Robertson's avatar Josephine Robertson @josephinerobertson.com
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Seeing someone selling a "vintage" fountain pen from the 90s and assuming they meant 18 but no. No friends, they didn't. *crumbles into dust*

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András Forgács W's avatar András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social
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the very worst thing about social media is the inability to recognise anything between two extremes either "change through poasting" or "everything is pointless why bother" and nothing in between

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Justin (He/Them)'s avatar Justin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social
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We had someone in the dorms set a couch on fire because he wanted to meet girls during the evacuation. College age boys are a special kind of dumb.

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Rufus's avatar Rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social
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Shout-out to all the left-handers Y'all different

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Sean's avatar Sean @publichealth.bsky.social
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another thing the “just move out of your red state” people don’t get is how disabled people like me—who depend upon care from a team of medical specialists—can’t “just move” finding good doctors, therapists, primary care, etc. is not easy, fast or cheap

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🌿 Laura 🌿's avatar 🌿 Laura 🌿 @lauraamalasunta.bsky.social
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Me: doctor, I don't feel well Doctor: do you have a cough? Me: that's the funny thing, it's not so much a cough, it's more of a 'moo' sound Doctor: oh dear, I'm afraid it's... Bovid Me: should I take time off work? Doctor: absolutely, milk it for all its worth

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸's avatar Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com
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Multiple people have literally started masking because of my posts (they told me this directly) and stopped themselves (AND others) from living a life with additional chronic illness and early death. People underestimate the impact that they can have online.

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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there is no celebrity you will EVER catch me defending against rape allegations bc i'm not a parasocial little freak. if you're "not sure" about their victims' claims (🙄) then just stay out of it. this is not hard

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Frey/Bolt's avatar Frey/Bolt @bolt451.bsky.social
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"LET ME OUT " "Now LET ME BACK IN AGAIN

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Crockett Houghton 's avatar Crockett Houghton @crockettforreal.bsky.social
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Thanks to global warming, if someone randomly calls you hot you can just start fanning your shirt and say something like, "this weather, am I right?"

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Johanna Taylor @ 🏠👻 's avatar Johanna Taylor @ 🏠👻 @johannamation.bsky.social
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In case there was any doubt how much of A Thing I have for villains, here’s something I wrote when I was five years old:

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rahaeli 's avatar rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
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Remember: Texas is not a red state. Texas is a massively voter-suppressed state, with a lot of people working very hard and very thanklessly to fix that.

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Mae Dean's avatar Mae Dean @maegodhavemercy.com
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Michaels is LASER-FOCUSED on a very specific demographic here, and as a member of it, I say WELL DONE INDEED.

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Alex Lamers's avatar Alex Lamers @alexlamers.bsky.social
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Two exceptional all-time heat records were set today. 124°F in Palm Springs, CA and 106°F in Raleigh, NC. Heat wave is really just beginning to ramp up in the West too.

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Scarlet Rose's avatar Scarlet Rose @scarlet-rose.bsky.social
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Can you just imagine how hard it is for the Muppet troupe to get coverage for health insurance with Gonzo as an employee?

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Nate's avatar Nate @pxlpaints.bsky.social
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10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD” 20 GOTO 10

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Scarlet Rose's avatar Scarlet Rose @scarlet-rose.bsky.social
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I would very much appreciate it if more people won't be running around like chickens with their heads cut off predicting the sky is falling when we haven't even gotten to the party conventions yet. In the meantime, yes, read and discuss the Heritage Foundation's plan to "repeal" the 20th century.

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Schroeder's avatar Schroeder @disneyschroeder.bsky.social
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I’m sorry you got sunburned and hope you feel better, but I’m glad you had fun otherwise!

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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don’t be a pecan’t, be a pecan

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Tad Stones's avatar Tad Stones @tadstones.bsky.social
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I was a consultant on the TV special celebrating Donald's 50th anniversary. I was supposed to make sure the duck maintained his classic personality. I thought it especially ironic when I got this cel as a thank you since i don't think of Donald doing caligraphy or signing notes, 'All my love."

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more mr. nice guy 's avatar more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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god i wish Vancouver was still called Terminal City. they didn't know how good it was back then cause cyberpunk hadn't been invented yet

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alber 's avatar alber @captainacab.airbud.website
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getting a second asshole so i can tell everyone i have two opinions

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Sarah Orsborn's avatar Sarah Orsborn @erniebufflo.bsky.social
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Happy disability pride month, everyone, apparently there are a bunch of assholes on this site who think a magazine cover that expressly suggests use of a mobility aide equates to unfitness for leadership is a-ok, actually.

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andy's avatar andy @bugay.bsky.social
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can't wait for new olympic events like drive go-kart into wall, dinosaur identification, and hoobastank concert

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