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Doktor Zoom
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I did, however, see a YouTube auto-caption that transformed the new PM into "Sarkir Starmer"
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Doktor Zoom@doktorzoom.bsky.social |
494 followers 306 following 49 posts
Wonkette writer & senior editor
I'm just an animal, looking for a home.
Retweets do not imply comprehension.
Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon.
He/him
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Doktor Zoom
@doktorzoom.bsky.social
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I did, however, see a YouTube auto-caption that transformed the new PM into "Sarkir Starmer"
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Doktor Zoom
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He should accept a foreign prince or potentate's gift of expensive moisturizing skin cream, thereby thumbing his nose at the Emollients Clause.
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braak
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Is Thomas's idea of originalism just that you can't make any laws that didn't already exist?
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Doktor Zoom
@doktorzoom.bsky.social
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The Land of 100,000 well-hydrated crimers
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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these trucks have the same size bed, but only one of them is illegal in several states 🙃
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Louisa
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Hazel loves what we call the Noggin Grab. I don’t know why, it does not look comfortable, but she purrs and purrs and asks for more
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C. A. Bridges
@cabridges.bsky.social
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The state of Florida prevented cities from lighting up their bridges in rainbow colors for Pride month. So people did it themselves anyway.
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Doktor Zoom
@doktorzoom.bsky.social
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Now DeSantis will order arrests for the people who "deface" public property by shining filtered flashlights on the other bridges and buildings.
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Emma Evans
@trance.bsky.social
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I'm above average and I don't manage three felonies a day
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Joshua J. Friedman
@joshuajfriedman.com
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Biden walks away from the lectern at the end of his press conference just now. Reporter: “Mr. President, can you tell us, sir: Donald Trump refers to himself as a political prisoner and blames you directly. What’s your response to that, sir?” (pauses, turns back, makes this expression, walks away)
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Doktor Zoom
@doktorzoom.bsky.social
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I felt exactly the same, only about the secret bombing of Cambodia and the overthrow of Allende.
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Courtney Milan
@courtneymilan.com
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Jail for ex-president. Jail for 1000 years.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)
@jontayler.bsky.social
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BREAKING: Donald Trump found guilty and sentenced … to be Joe Biden’s butler?! [record scratch]
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Airbag Moments | 45X34 | 🇺🇦
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Stuart Stevens: Just to recap: Donald Trump is a felon. He joins his campaign manager, deputy campaign manager, national security advisor, foreign policy advisor, political consultant, and personal lawyer as felons.
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Doktor Zoom
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You say they evolved from dinosaurs, then?
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Warren Terra
@warrenterra.bsky.social
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George Conway
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There are no words for this. Judge Cannon doesn’t know the most basic rule governing criminal conspiracies.
www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/u...
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gus
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This guy has been stealing the peanuts we put out to befriend some crows and now he’s our friend. We call him Little Fucker.
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Obvious Pseudonym
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What's notable is Rufo's extremely unsubtle appeal to vanity and wounded pride. The entire movement depends on the toxic combination of poor character+entitlement+ambition. See JD Vance.
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Moira Donegan
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I’m also reading Dracula and it absolutely rules—so much about the anxieties of empire built into this gothic novel, and Stoker really uses the epistolary form to its fullest potential. Really fun summer read!
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Doktor Zoom
@doktorzoom.bsky.social
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Definitely Shrub, not sure about Dubya
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c0nc0rdance
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I use Maher to illustrate the difference between contrarianism and actual rational skepticism. He's a germ theory denialist and vaccine conspiracy nut because it aligns with his smug self-image as a bold iconoclast speaking truth to power.
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Max Kennerly
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I am over 40 years old. At no point in my life has either Bill Maher or Maureen Dowd said anything interesting, thoughtful, useful, or even amusing. They are tipsy country club regulars whose reach should not exceed the room they are in.
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Dr. Rob Thompson 🇺🇦
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In a normal, non-MAGA society, such a question would spell the end of the political career of the Representative.
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(Not That) Bryan Garner
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jamie quinn 🏳️⚧️
@threnody.bsky.social
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i have deleted the post in which i referenced a thing but did not ask what it was because i knew. please, men, do not answer the question i have not asked.
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Joshua J. Friedman
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Judge Merchan is reading Trump memes reposted by prospective jurors into the record and periodically apologizing for any offense given. The latest: "Trump invites the Thai boys to the White House, and the boys request to return to their cave."
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kilgore trout
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everyone who ever typed “you know trump is never gonna see this right” taking a huge L today
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Doktor Zoom
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Jimmy Carter wants to tie me up, spank me, and tell me I'm a naughty boy.
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Doktor Zoom
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FWIW, stupid warning to governors is actually from 3-27-20, but the Pompeo story in third post is indeed 3-25-20
trumpwhitehouse.archives.gov/briefings-st...
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Gillian Branstetter
@gbbranstetter.bsky.social
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Literally just the presence of a trans person at a Space Camp in Alabama has invited statements from three federal office holders www.al.com/news/2024/03...
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Doktor Zoom
@doktorzoom.bsky.social
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L:ooks like they were, um, replaced today.
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Amanda Marcotte
@amandamarcotte.bsky.social
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One thing cut for length: My personal experience demonstrating that, ultimately, Republicans just don't think rape is a big deal, as long as the rapist is white.
I was pretty angry with Trump-voting relatives in 2016, because I am a rape survivor....
www.salon.com/2024/03/12/w...
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Tom Scocca
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I've had some questions about Joe Biden's cognition since 1988 but I'm 52 and the transcript sounds exactly like how I would talk if someone was trying to make me sequence events from the past decade
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Ian Boudreau
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Not sure the mainstream press is really up to the task of assessing anyone's mental acuity - Trump's been going around saying "I'm going to take all of Texas' army guys and make them invade California" and the response to that has been "Well anyway!"
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Rhianna Pratchett
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Dad… it’s been 9 years. In our family collection of blurry, squinty and poorly composed photos around the world, I found this - a typical Pratchett shot since we are 1)Not looking at the camera 2)focused on food and 3) embracing hat wearing. The trifecta. Miss you always. ❤️
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Doktor Zoom
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And while most of his attention outside the interview room was focused on Hamas's attack on Israel and the start of the retaliatory war...
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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴
@knilirabaj.bsky.social
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March 12, 1990. US Capitol Crawl. Disabled activists went up the steps of the US Capitol building without their mobility aids and devices in order to demonstrate the need for Congress to pass the Americans with Disabilities Act.
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b-boy bouiebaisse
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so basically biden had the kinds of brain farts that everyone experiences and hur spun it as if the president were senile www.nytimes.com/2024/03/12/u...
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Tom Gauld
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My latest cartoon for Guardian Books
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Seth Cotlar
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If Joe Biden wants to take our lead water pipes, he’s going to have to pry them from our muscle fatigued hands once we’ve reached such a state of mental confusion that we don’t really understand what’s happening!
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Sarah Kendall Taber
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A reminder: last time Trump was in office, he started a trade war that cost NC farmers $250m.
But the full financial hit NC farmers have taken from the Trump presidency is more like 10x that- about $2 billion.
How? Trump killed the Trans-Pacific Partnership.
www.theassemblync.com/politics/ste...
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Michael Hobbes
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You might think that an article about kids being fast-tracked into hormones and surgery would include a single example of a kid being fast-tracked into hormones and surgery but nope!
www.nytimes.com/2024/02/02/o...
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Grudgie the Whale
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If the NYT pushed as hard on threats to democracy as they do families who seek gender affirming care, we’d be in a much better place.
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Pwnallthethings
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New York. 2034. The judge enters. "We're here for the 185th case in Carroll vs Trump". Eight lawyers for Carroll enter, dressed in suits made of solid gold. Trump's attorney enters looking like Castaway Tom Hanks. The judge begins "let's get started". The foreman shouts "$80 billion". Judge sighs.
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Wool-Encased Tea Addict
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Favorite story: woman in CT where he lived goes into an ice-cream shop, sees him sitting at the counter, decides to be Cool. Buys her ice cream cone, is about to leave. Cannot find ice cream cone. Newman says quietly, from his seat: "You put it in your purse."
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