Gau

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Fuck Musk.

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Stephen Webb @stephenwebb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

Props to the AP for a headline that contains the whole story

apnews.com/article/trum...

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Gau @gauphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

Fireworks need a cutoff of 12am #July4th

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

honestly they’re kinda cooking with this

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

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Gau @gauphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

1 AND 3

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

That sounds suspiciously like something someone who would eat a human would say. (screenshot via @acyn.bsky.social on Twitter)

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b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

these people do not intend to ever lose power again

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

"Whether it be bribery, fraud, assassination, or a coup, the president is entitled to immunity for all offenses committed during working hours Monday through Friday."

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Gau @gauphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

😍

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Gau @gauphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

😭

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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:57 UTC

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Gau @gauphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

Admires*

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Gau @gauphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

Cool cool cool cool so Trump can replicate the Soviets like Putin that he admitted cool cool cool cool 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

1/ Let me explain one way that today's Trump immunity decision threatens the survival of the Republic. Under today's ruling, a President would be immune for any way in which he used the military (a "core function"), even to kill American citizens in America. Theoretically, the soldiers who . . .

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

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Kevin Carson @kevincarson1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

I went to bed expecting a 6-3 vote with Alito, Gorsuch and Thomas in the bag for Trump. I figured Roberts, Kavanaugh and Barrett at least wouldn't be unhinged enough to grant a president utter immunity from legal consequences for murdering his political enemies or arresting Congress.

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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

Shorter Supreme Court this term: criminal law is for little people.

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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

The Alitos out there burning six or seven flags in the driveway right about now

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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

Hear, hear: “In fact, the debate about the debate is misplaced. The only person who should withdraw from the race is Trump. Trump, 78, has been on the political stage for eight years marked by chaos, corruption, and incivility. Why go back to that?”

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Gau @gauphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

Fuck Texas

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Gau @gauphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

Lol

www.yahoo.com/autos/tesla-...

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Gautham FC @gauthamrao.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

on the very day the Supreme Court's conservatives said 'we know best' and put themselves in charge of complicated agency decisions one of the geniuses confused nitrous oxide and nitrogen oxide. So they had to have a do over. Not exactly an auspicious start.

www.forbes.com/sites/alison...

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

To recap the past 24 hours: Jake Tapper: who should be president Trump: I should be president Biden: no, I should be president Roberts: actually I am the president

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

When I saw Biden at a fundraiser early this month, he sounded tired and a bit feeble, particularly contrasted with Obama talking right next to him. But the choice between enfeebled and a narcissistic sociopath surrounded by younger narcissistic sociopaths is not even a little difficult.

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

Report: Uh Oh, They’re About To Talk About Black People

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

"I know it sounds crazy, but I have absolutely zero urge to turn on my TV tonight."

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

Trump on Jan. 6: 'We're Gonna Do That Shit Again'

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

FACT CHECK Trump: “Biden is a very bad Palestinian.” TRUE: Biden is far too alive to be a Palestinian.

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CNN @cnn.com
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

JUST IN: The former Uvalde school police chief and an officer are indicted in the first criminal charges filed over the failed response to the 2022 mass shooting

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Gau @gauphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:20 UTC

ACAB

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

87%: Average viewer’s blood pressure spike. 135,000,000: American adults who were apparently worse choices for president. 73: Undecided votes at stake.

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Gau @gauphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:09 UTC

God damn we're so fucked

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

PRO: A good way to cover up the bullet holes. CON: Use of woke “Thou/Thy” pronouns.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

An official campaign arm of the Republican Party is now indistinguishable from the most brain dead online troll.

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

"I think I’ll just cling to this branch continually over the next three or four days and then also after that."

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A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 10:14 UTC

I’ve been not mining bitcoin for fifty years… where’s my money?

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Pretending to understand Azure @normalfriend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

Rare cop who does his job well slammed in media for inconveniencing rich people who threaten pedestrians and other drivers

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 23:08 UTC

"Entire Town Experiences Brownout as AI Engine Works Overtime to Perfect Image of Three-Eyed, Four-Breasted Mermaid"

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

Giving a cop the mugshot treatment because he arrested a rich person who was guilty and acting like that’s totally normal should be a moment that open’s people’s eyes to the jig.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

I don’t know why AI needs gigantic amounts of energy to come up with really shitty takes when most of y’all seem to do it just with burritos and tequila

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Gau @gauphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

Gamer news: Another streamer (Dr Disrespect) revealed to be a huge douchebag

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Ashley Fairbanks @ziibiing.com
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

Someone spray painted “Fuck Elon” on like 40 Cybertrucks in a Tesla parking lot. Blessed.

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lyndsay @magpie.tips
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

That's one way to disarm the police

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Tim Mak @timkmak.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

Here’s what we are reading today: The US gave Kyiv the green light to strike anywhere across the border where Russian forces strike Ukraine from, Politico reports. Previously, the United States limited the use of American-supplied weapons within the Kharkiv region.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

Here's the nightmare. Enjoy.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

NEW: When Judge Aileen Cannon drew the Trump classified documents case, two more experienced judges in Florida's southern district—including its chief—urged her to step aside and let someone else take it. She refused. (gift link)

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bsdtectr @bsdtectr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:06 UTC

Imagine being such a shitty mayor, the Public Library is calling you out.

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