Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social

I think I just saw the opposite of a stork

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Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 05:37 UTC

Did you really see that?

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Cate 🐬 @catebridget.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

brutal

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Adam Welz @adamwelz.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 05:47 UTC

I just saw an actual stork www.inaturalist.org/observations...

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Dave's not here, man! @davewithturbos.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

😂😂

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mwackey @machinations.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

The crows have committed original sin, and become aware of their nakedness. Start locking up your armoires people

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Tim @tstatz.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

Uh huh

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Anja🌹 @anja23.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 08:25 UTC

Maybe it needed the clothes hanger for its stork-coat? 😁👋🏻

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Lisa Tweets @magichat.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 10:46 UTC

Building a new home quick trip to ikea

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JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿 @jessterraformearth.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 08:07 UTC

'No no - it's round the HANGING TREE!' 😉

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Nikole @picnik.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

😆

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Jeremiah Avery @jlavery522.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

Laughed more than I should have, which is my sense of humor in general.

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jashead @jashead.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

😂😂

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Karoline 🏳️‍🌈 @karolinsk.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 07:19 UTC

So it's a krots =D

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ScaryTwink™ 🔜gpn,EF @spottyserval.furry.energy [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 10:35 UTC

Embrace cloth hanger crow

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Malcolm RF 💚🇳🇿 @p-no-nwa.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 06:14 UTC

omg

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juux @juux.com [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 11:46 UTC

that crow is illegal in 16 states

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🧦 Sock Mind 🔞 @sockmind.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 09:17 UTC

BRUH

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Uriél Danā @uridev.urieldana.com [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

!!!!!

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Thierry Emanuel @thierryemanuel.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Somehow I do like rebellious crows more.

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@codonabhain.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

@pettmp.bsky.social

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WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

Abortion Crow headed to Texas to do what’s right.

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SmokeyEricBenard @smokeyericbenard.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 00:47 UTC

😂😂😂

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braak @braak.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

😬

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TheTrue Wise Gamer @thetruewisegamer.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

oh gods they have learn to use our most mightest weapons against us...............gods help us.

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 08:54 UTC

Dark😂

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R 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @xrgg9.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

That's Poe's crow. 😱

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Half An A Press @spacewastrel.skunk.agency [ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

They really *are* as smart as they look

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🌊🇵🇸🌊Lowbie Hancock🏳️‍⚧️ @cathoderaygun.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 28, 2024 at 11:35 UTC

C'mon man. Is all your shit stolen or what?

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Vermillion X. Fox @vermyfox.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

That's just Joan Crowford.

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Jennifer Winch @jlwinch1.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

Crows use hangers to build nests when branches and twigs aren't available. They're known for it in parts of Japan.

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@chuckles4ever.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 06:26 UTC

That’s cool. Smart birds!

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Toshi @toshinger.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 28, 2024 at 10:51 UTC

@jowa.bsky.social IST DER BÜGEL WEG!?

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🧡🖤Special K🖤🧡 @specialkis1derful.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

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Chris @erasecar.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 05:48 UTC

Incredible.

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Bart Barry @bartholomewb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

If the republicans are going to push us back to the dark ages, then witches and familiars will have to step back up.

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Mac of the North @macofthenorth.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

Dark... It could be the TV upgrade to its nest it has been working on.

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Jim Mashek @jmashek.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

Okay that made me snort

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Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 06:17 UTC

Fun fact: Crows in Tokyo are notorious for stealing wire hangers from balconies for their nests, sometimes causing power outages

youtu.be/7LQRHVW09xY?...

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Sesquicentennial Snark @snarkhunt.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 29, 2024 at 08:17 UTC

I took the photo in Tokyo, Higashi-Yukigaya (2002). The nest fell on the ground. It perhaps was too heavy. From Japan Railway I learned, that such nests sometimes have to be removed from electrical installations to avoid power outages.

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Eddie B. Good @blueskyeddie.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

Planned Parenthood in Texas

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Viridian Dragon @viridiandragon.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

In some states, that's about right. Except you get two deaths for the price of one.

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Naho-Gulo @notkoze.trashmammal.club [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

Crow v Wade is real

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⛱️ Shore-by Camp-acio 🏕️ @virtuistic.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

I need this as a patch on my jean jacket like now.

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Aaron Bourque @afbourque.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

He just wants to reenact Birdemic in real life...

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Dr. Gonzo @drgsp0t.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 28, 2024 at 08:01 UTC

Der will zu @jowa.bsky.social

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Roslyn Reid @the-moonshadow.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 05:52 UTC

😮

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nullrend @nullrend.com [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

This the official bsky pet (the butterfly doesn't count)

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Ivan Monteiro @ivanmonteiro.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

(Sorry, I had to do it, it was stronger than me)

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Evo Daily @evodaily.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 05:46 UTC

Coming from under the floor boards, what sounds like Edgar Allen Poe screaming "Lenore!!!!!"

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Annabelle, Relocated Cheese Lesbian @angrynerdbird.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

Thought this was a picture of a drone, at first.

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Chris G. @iamchrisgam.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

God damn, that's savage 😆😆😆

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Nate? | They/Them 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @thenathanspade.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

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The Blobject Fish @blubfeesh.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

Considering the state of abortion rights in the US currently this guy might as well be some kind of folk hero, lol

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emceekayvee @emceekayvee.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

Cro-choice

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Leonard Sultana (An Englishman In San Diego) @englishmansdcc.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 08:17 UTC

@djpatrickareed.bsky.social Confirmed: your actual honest-to-goodness full blown spit take. 👏👏👏

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 09:27 UTC

Ping @choochoobear.bsky.social

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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

🫡

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PolyChrome @jenstone.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

Oh my actual fucking god

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Aquila @aquilaanon.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 09:14 UTC

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Iykyk 🏹🏴‍☠️🪶

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Steph Matuku @stephm1.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:28 UTC

Damn that's cold.

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andré carrington @andrecarrington.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

Go to bed

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Rusty Crayfish @stoobiedood.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Crows: the original hang gliders.

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Sandra @tilmoomin.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 28, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

Holy shit @wotsac.bsky.social

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

Somebody’s getting a visit from the abortiom crow!

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George Kaslov @kaslov.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 15:16 UTC

Thats dark

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véronique emma houxbois @emmahouxbois.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

oh god

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Amelia Bloody Rose @ameliarosewrite.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 26, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

*actual spit take*

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Andrew "Official Act" Glisson @andrewglisson.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

So wrong, but it made me laugh.

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Nostraw Inmydrink @nostra.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

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Milo @milo.sleepingcro.ws [ View ] Feb 01, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

"Stop stalking me."

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Rumpole the Brief @rumpole-brief.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 06:44 UTC

Have you ever seen a crow in a wrinkled suit? Of course not.

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Iboji (૭ ఠ༬ఠ)૭ @iboji.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 10:14 UTC

*guffaws*

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Penumant @penumant.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

I remember you abortion crow I love you abortion crow

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CisHet Billionaire @bennettelder.net [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

Opposite of a Blue Falcon, this is the Buddy Unfucker.

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D. Salas @branchspell.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

Introducing Pixar Vertigo

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@zanita.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 09:23 UTC

🤣🤣😅

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A VERY GOOD BOY. DAMMIT. get off my lawn. @peatree.photography [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

We need to train them to follw Trump around and caw ‘LOSER’.

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Shadow @shadow298.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

It's heading to Texas as we speak because not even Texas would jail a raven (it can try but the courts tend to side with Ravens).

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Will and the Loons @wmrine.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

A stork that just finished the laundry

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Shani Komulainen @shanikom.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 27, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

😹

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