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kilgore trout@kilgoretrout.bsky.social |
if a parent of yours started blurting out sentences like this you’d call a doctor and take their drivers license away
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Larry Wayne
@larryranting.bsky.social
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God bless you Mr. Rosewater.
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ildon
@ildon.bsky.social
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Mark Elliott
@thatmarkelliott.bsky.social
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Bill
@billablog.bsky.social
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For a start, Sinatra died in 1998. Long before Trump was a politician.
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kilgore trout
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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I mean this is sub will ferrell doing harry carey level
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Keith
@kdb150.bsky.social
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This was supposed to be a riff on how they don't put nitrates in hotdogs any more because of woke.
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Keith
@kdb150.bsky.social
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Would love to know what year Trump thinks it is right now.
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Kavi
@brittexkavi.bsky.social
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He sounds like the Grandpa from The Simpsons. 🙄
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cdpositive
@cdpositive.bsky.social
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Been there. Done that. Do not feel sorry for those who get what they paid for.
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Warren Terra
@warrenterra.bsky.social
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I think Donald Trump has come unstuck in time.
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Meat Sweats Enthusiast
@raulpudd.bsky.social
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Me after I’m struck by lightning
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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་
@riwoche.bsky.social
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He was incoherent in Jersey tonight and suffered multiple really bad episodes of slurred speech. You love to see it.
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Frank
@frankhopper.bsky.social
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Trump, Sinatra and Pavarotti: strange bedfellows.
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Megan Sawyer
@ghostgirl.bsky.social
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So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those times they had a bumblebee on ‘em. Five bees for a quarter you’d say!
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Rabsinthe 🏴
@rabsinthe.scot
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That lardy fucker said to Frank that he was a politician? The same Frank who died two years prior to the orange swine’s first attempt on the White House and eighteen years prior to the worthless blob convincing the electoral college to put him in the chair in the Oval Office?
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Jon Potter
@rettopnoj.bsky.social
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Big Grandpa Simpson vibes right there.
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Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
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He’s not wrong
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Paolo Bernardi
@paolobernardi.bsky.social
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Pavoratti (etymologically “a poor rat”) might have been a friend of him Pavarotti not so sure…
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Paul
@paulmpax.bsky.social
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A reminder from 2 women who knew Frank Sinatra he was no fan of tfg...
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Not Fat Mike
@strkanerve.bsky.social
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Has..has be talked to Sinatra since he’s been a politician?
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Elizabeth Rogers
@ahumorlessfem.bsky.social
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She's in a secured facility to keep her safe.
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philstr.bsky.social
@philstr.bsky.social
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Straight out of a James Austin Johnson SNL skit
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@pameeela.bsky.social
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Wild that the NYT story makes no mention of this or any other word salad? Is this the same rally? www.nytimes.com/2024/05/11/u...
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Jess
@mirrorman.bsky.social
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Shecky Dice Trump out there trying out new material this close to an election. Bold.
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Joe
@loljoe.bsky.social
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I think the best thing we can do is convince Joe to drop one of those cool sword missiles on Mar a Lago. We don't want Grandpa Donald stealing the keys again.
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@scififan.bsky.social
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Enters the chat
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Ed Zitron
@zitron.bsky.social
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He's cooking here
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The Next Day
@incompetusrex.bsky.social
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🏳️⚧️ Minority Report from my Right Boob 🏳️⚧️
@rowenagold.bsky.social
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I had a neighbor who would make blintz's for Pavarotti whenever he was performing in NYC. Her husband complained that was the only time he ever had any made by her. 😇 They were nice neighbors.
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David Weingart
@dbw.bsky.social
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Tangent, but have you ever tried to get an elderly person’s license revoked? It’s basically impossible, as long as they can still physically get in a car and drive.
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Misandrosaurus Bex
@bexone.bsky.social
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Never mind the license, gotta take the keys And probably their credit cards
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Pwnallthethings
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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it is literally impossible to tell if this is a real quote or a made-up one, which is kind of an indictment in itself
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bigkafka
@bigkafka.bsky.social
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Is Trump even allowed to drive a golf cart?
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@booond.bsky.social
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Sinatra died in 1998
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Pellechs
@pellechs.bsky.social
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This is real Abe Simpson onions-on-the-belt vibes, right here
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Vidmaster
@vidmaster.net
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Obama still the throat goat
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FQuin🏳️🌈
@fquin.bsky.social
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Frank Sinatra died in 1998. I find this anecdote a little hard to believe.
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Kris, spelled “Kris”
@nottherealkris.bsky.social
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“A tenderhearted woman saw a poor, half-frozen snake. But instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite. But Hannibal Lecter. Congratulations, the late, great Hannibal Lecter, he loved having friends for dinner didn’t he, man. Hey what’s your name brother? Forest Gump? FOREST GUMP!”
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🌿 Laura 🌿
@lauraamalasunta.bsky.social
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Pavarotti was a tenor Was a good friend of mine Never understood a single word he said But he ate hot dogs all the time
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Stephen Webb
@stephenwebb.bsky.social
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now pavarotti, if you can believe it folks, he loved lasagna. he'd get this huge grin when he knew he was going to get lasagna. he'd eat a whole tray of lasagna before performing. especially for monday concerts. pavarotti, i know, i know, great performer, one of the best, but hated mondays.
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jdreyfuss (he/him)
@jdreyfuss.bsky.social
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Orgrim Doomscroller
@californiascroll.bsky.social
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Entirely not the point but Frank Sinatra died in 1998 and well before Trump would consider himself a politician.
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Bolli, Them Fatale
@mxthemfatale.bsky.social
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And are Pavarotti and Sinatra in the room right now, Donald?
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donghua flealong glycine
@fleabttn.com
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mc chris did a sketch on this when i was in high school
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Seth Trueger
@mdaware.org
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Ni en pedo
@300ps.bsky.social
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If I had a parent like that I'd be doing heavy drugs like Junior.
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Space Man Dave
@indigooffspring.bsky.social
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www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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![Lighting Rod [Bluesky Older]'s avatar](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:hbq6idp3ex2fbr4fsewh55c2/bafkreiak6zl2wz4kkybqa542nxm6flbijpjjmrk6djtdjbb4fhzga6ovfq@jpeg){kind=small}
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Lighting Rod [Bluesky Older]
@yendorcire.bsky.social
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Frank Sinatra was dead long before Trump went into politics
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The Almighty Tallest
@spooknine.bsky.social
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Maybe this is like the mayor in Ghostbusters 2 talking to the ghost of Fiorello La Guardia
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@gulsonroad.bsky.social
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I know what he should eat.
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Teresa R.
@teresarobinson.bsky.social
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Tangential speech and fluent aphasia. My Dad has Alzheimer's and was like this before developing PPA (Primary Progressive Aphasia). Daddy manages a sentence or 2 at a time now. And struggles with that. This man needs a neurologic and neuropsych evaluation. Not the nuclear codes.
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Brian DeViteri
@bsbeamer.bsky.social
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Imagine this every single day for four years, then more when he refuses to leave office.
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Ryan
@ryananderson.bsky.social
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Everybody keep making the Joe Biden dementia jokes, though! They’re very good!
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Solarsmith
@solarsmith.bsky.social
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Oh god was that a real quote?
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They Might Be David
@aferaldavid.bsky.social
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wait did he say this or is this a bit someone is doing?
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Sophie these days
@spiderandme.bsky.social
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You'd def be wondering if the nurse skipped his meds.
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Daniel R. Epstein
@depstein1983.bsky.social
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I only wish Robin Williams was here to parodize him
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Jam Max
@butlisten.bsky.social
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"And then hendrix was there and he told me he liked the way I played guitar but then the hot dog said..."
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Kent Parkstreet, Laird of Doofus
@kentparkskeet.bsky.social
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I’d bet he thought mentioning Sinatra and hot dogs in New Jersey was a stroke of genius.
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Laura La
@laurala.bsky.social
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Sinatra died before Trump became a politician so now he's just hallucinating.
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It’s yer da!
@bengc.bsky.social
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The Simpsons predicted this
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Q. H. Stone
@qhstone.bsky.social
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Is Trump suggesting he talked to Frank Sinatra while he... was a politician? Sinatra died in 1998, almost 2 decades before Trump decided he was a "politician".
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admford
@admford.bsky.social
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jon rosenberg
@jonrosenberg.bsky.social
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Did he have an onion on his belt
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Kevin Carson
@kevincarson1.bsky.social
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Sinatra died in 1998. Trump was a politician?
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Rokey
@rokey.bsky.social
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This is real?
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@risefromtheashes.bsky.social
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“Is Frank Sinatra in the room with us now?” 👀
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Bob Q!
@robotjq.bsky.social
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I loved hot dogs. But I hate them now.
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Merlyn
@rabbytes.bsky.social
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we'd say 5 bees for a quarter, anyway... we had onions on our belt, which was the fashion at the time...
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Mitchell Gore
@lestatdelc.bsky.social
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Of course Sinatra died in 1998, long before Trump ever got into "politics". So yet another fable from Trump being spun, about things that never happened.
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Glen
@vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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Does he think he was always a politician ot that he was speaking to Sinatra sometime in the last 8 years?
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Kalanai
@kalanai.bsky.social
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He wasn’t a politician back then. It gives “I put an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.” vibes
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@blue82.bsky.social
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Did Trump really say this?
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Mike Palmer
@icengineer.bsky.social
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"Frederick Douglass loved hot dogs. Did you know that? Nobody knows that, only me. I told him, 'You're doing great things, you should try a hot dog,' and from then on he loved hot dogs, because of me. He could sing too, just like Sinatra, they used to sing Old Man River together, it was great..."
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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's
@millerlefty.bsky.social
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Wow! It's the perfect time to share this!
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The Angry Old Geek
@angryoldgeek.bsky.social
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He sounds more and more like Abe Simpson as time goes on.
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Jay Schiavone
@jaytingle.bsky.social
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He made a number of good points.
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Alex
@alexkendziorski.bsky.social
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This is how it sounds when deeply boring rich people think whatever they say is important, and are sure millions are listening. Fascism is many things, but nobody expected it to be this dopey.
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Mike tha Bike
@mwookie.bsky.social
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I'm sure Pavoratti was a good friend... to someone.
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Howard Burkett
@hpburkett.bsky.social
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They misspelled Pavarotti.
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beaned
@booperville.bsky.social
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weiner envy isn't a good look.
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Mike Schnier
@mikeschnier.bsky.social
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The trouble with the news is headlines and summaries have always been kind to him. It gets paraphrased as "Donald boasts he ate a hot dog and mocks Chris Christie at oceanfront event that attracted 80K supporters."
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Matt
@mspinner.bsky.social
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Makes perfect sense...Trump went back in time and told Sinatra that he was a politician.
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Kevin Kretsch
@drkevguitar.bsky.social
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Somebody told him to talk about things poor people like, like hotdogs, and opera. 🙄
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TechnicallyOwen
@technicallyowen.bsky.social
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And remember this is after the press have cut out all the weird sentence fragments and pauses to make it seem coherent
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Matt Hansen of Matt Hansen fame
@matthansenart.bsky.social
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This is magnificent.
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Ron Hogan
@ronhogan.bsky.social
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“Frank Sinatra came up to me, big man, tears in his eyes, and he said, never eat before performing, sir.”
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Lucas
@phoenixfire.bsky.social
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Reminds me of:
www.youtube.com/shorts/RJuVg...
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Chiles
@chiles101.bsky.social
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Trump, famous for his diarrhotribe.
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TheDaddyOtaku 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 (He/Him/Daddy)
@thedaddyotaku.bsky.social
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I think his syphilis just levelled up.
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Owl
@empowlr.bsky.social
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Was this at a seance?
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