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Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof

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Pastor- Assembly Of Bluesky

I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️‍⚧️. She/they

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Marjorie James Keenan's avatar Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
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Who whipping they nae nae into stiff peaks?

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donni saphire 's avatar donni saphire @donni.bsky.social
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If sleep deprivation and bad choices got me into this mess, sleep deprivation and bad choices are the only way out

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Salty MacTavish's avatar Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social
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We used to spend hours burping Tupperware containers. You kids should have never let us olds take the wheel

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Salty MacTavish's avatar Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I don’t have eyebrows. I have 500 feral horses riding out storms on Sable Island with their butts to the wind

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒's avatar Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
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BAD NEWS: Lee Greenwood saw his shadow. We’re going to have 6 more days of fireworks.

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Splendid Hobo's avatar Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I have a new book light and I'm not afraid to use it, bitches

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle's avatar Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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This day in history. 1841. Thomas Cook organized the first package tour, Leicester to Loughborough, to see the new High Street Watering-Trough and the Lady Lough-Dog Museum of Hairpins.

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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a daycare for adults where instead of cookies and juice you get Xanax and vodka

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Xavier's avatar Xavier @xinicit.bsky.social
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Are there any novelty inspirational accounts besides orcspiration?

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Nuclear Winter 's avatar Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social
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Today's Tarot Card: You will start missing some of the crap from under your bed.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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no seriously, I’ll believe you if you say it with even more conviction lmao

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James's avatar James @tarnation.bsky.social
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Why’s it called a drug store when it could be a pharmers market

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korpisworld's avatar korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social
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I just went for a walk in my silk shorts and got a moth caught in my groin.

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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Hell yah I've got an HDMI. Hot dog / mouth interface. Also serves as a cereal port.

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Frovo's avatar Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
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[inventing giraffes] let’s stretch armstrong a horse

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Chestbursty's avatar Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social
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My cerebrospinal fluid is a controlled substance

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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James Madison was 25 years old when he signed the constitution When I was 25 I was doing cocaine off a car key in the ladies room with my girlies

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PAM!'s avatar PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social
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Fortune cookie: IF YOU LEAVE A WOMAN WAITING TO BE WHISKED AWAY TO TACO BELL SHE'LL WIPE OUT YOUR SAVINGS BUYING A LAKE HOUSE WHILE YOU SLEEP.

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Eric Replatformed's avatar Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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Me: Maybe I should try to play the field The Field: No, thanks.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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“Hey, my eyes are up h- Fuck it, they’re all over the place. Just stop staring at my tits or I’ll bite your head off.” - spiders, probably

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filth_waste's avatar filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social
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if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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recommending my dentist to a friend and asking for my referral bonus to be paid in teeth

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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What do you want me to do actually achieve my goals like some kind of freak?

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jon rosenberg's avatar jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social
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One thing that you should know about me is that I regret everything I've ever said or done, to people, or even near them. I'm working on it

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like I’m the most discount Snow White ever.

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bacon popsicle 😳's avatar bacon popsicle 😳 @gupton68.bsky.social
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I’m not a fan of body shaming but I do think it’s a shame that nobody told younger me to look after this body for today me.

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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sometimes i see someone make a joke i thought about but decided not to post and oooohhh mamma do i ever silently judge them for it

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Frovo's avatar Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
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[first day as a librarian] Customer: where are the do-it-yourself books Me: i’m pretty sure we just have books that are made already

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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I was masturbating earlier & all I can say is wow did a few of you get it

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Marjorie James Keenan's avatar Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
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I do not know what is wrong with you but it is very familiar with what is wrong with me (mimics mime-in-mirror routine)

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Chestbursty's avatar Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social
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Absolutely nothing to add to the discourse and feeling pretty joyful about it

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Chestbursty's avatar Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social
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Remaking every John Cusack movie with present-day Joan Cusack earnestly playing his role

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connectpoliticditto. 's avatar connectpoliticditto. @cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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I don’t know all the words to any song, but I do know 35 percent of the words to many songs

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I die, I’d like my bones to be played like a xylophone by a giant purple gorilla

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Splendid Hobo's avatar Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I like to fill in the gaps here with what I call grout skeets

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Used Robot Salesman's avatar Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social
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Greg the Goat came up in conversation today. He used to inhabit my cube a ways back. I gave him away as a parting gift to a good co-worker. Last time I asked about him, old co-worker said, "I got him a mug!" and sent this picture.

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Damnit Janet 's avatar Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social
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Sex is good n all but have you ever scrolled Bluesky to completion without it crashing?

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Damnit Janet 's avatar Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social
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A new guy at my work is a constant tuneless hummer. The arsehole beside him is getting more and more irritated. I'm just over here watching with my earphones in, considering starting to whistle

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Damnit Janet 's avatar Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social
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🎶 You got hungry eyes... It was mostly your rumbly tummy that gave it away tho

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Tusk Jenkins 's avatar Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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If this laptop is actually the waffle you use to organize all your extra keycaps then why did the geek squad replace the motherboard in my syrup

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Forcing posts out like hard little thought pellets (sorry about the mess, but that should clean up easily enough).

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Raquel Squelch's avatar Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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Call a bowl a bowl? Off with their feet I'd say in my queenest of ways and it's fingers for diamonds but as queen of clubs run off with their sandwiches oh for hearts sake I'd just eat them

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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OOH, YOU CAN DANCE, YOU CAN KNIFE FLAYING YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE OOH, SEE THAT GIRL, WATCH THAT CRIME SCENE DIGGING THE KNIFING QUEEN

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail

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Tusk Jenkins 's avatar Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Fortunes on kazoo paper, humming on cookies. "What. It's bring your parallel universe to leisure day."

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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You can have high tea with the princes and queens or you can have low tea with the rats and the gnats, these are your only two choices.

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons

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Cap’n Watsisname's avatar Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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The Chief says if I do any more damage to city property she’ll have my badge and Red Jumbo Sharpie

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