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In my 3rd Period McDavid Era


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How many adults are missing? I keep trying to find numbers and can only come up with ones for minors

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The fundamental problem is that we simply didn’t evolve to be able to communicate with each other on this scale.

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Hot take: Klingon empire that’s both

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quadrilateral cowgirl's avatar quadrilateral cowgirl @goblinmode.com
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the sotomayor dissent is not very inspiring to me. i’d rather she said “biden you can kill the guy and it would be fine. go now go go go do it now he isn’t gonna read this”

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Kashana's avatar Kashana @kashana.bsky.social
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The Supreme Court just overthrew the country and I’m still seeing headlines that are like “did you know Joe Biden is like, months older than his opponent?”

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Don Zeko's avatar Don Zeko @donzeko.bsky.social
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It's hard to even imagine the limits of the power that SCOTUS has just handed the president. If you can keep 34 senators and the military on your side, you can do anything.

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Warren Terra's avatar Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
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I've seen tomorrow's NYT front page (international edition), and it's time to update the kitten meme again.

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emptywheel's avatar emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social
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Meanwhile, NYT has NEVER reported on the suspected Egyptian payment to Trump in 2016, much less the new news that there's a Chinese link.

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Lyse-Beast's avatar Lyse-Beast @lyse.bsky.social
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One of my favorite memes is the “woman yelling at cat” one, so when I saw this I almost choked on my drink

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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Brb emptying my savings to pay a 19 year old blonde with 90 million followers on tiktok to do a video on problematic height gaps

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I knew a poster on from a forum who got snapped out of this kind of thinking because he was heavily involved in the Bernie campaign and so knew exactly what it meant when he got wiped out on Super Tuesday

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Nied's avatar Nied @nied.bsky.social
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A lot of white progressives think there's a control panel for black voters hidden in the DNC HQ somewhere & if they could just crash through the doors they'd definitely find the button that makes black people like them.

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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I’m particularly unfond of hearing the phrase “they’re forcing biden on us”. like, who’s the they here pal

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Seth Masket's avatar Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social
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YES THAT WORKED SO WELL AND DID NOT AT ALL THROW THE PARTY INTO A DIVISIVE NOMINATION CONTEST AND LOST ELECTION THAT WOULD HAUNT IT FOR THE NEXT HALF CENTURY

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Will Stancil's avatar Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social
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anyway I can’t think of any way that unceremoniously ejecting the incumbent Dem president from the ticket, four months before the election, with no agreement on a successor, no process to pick one, and most people pushing the idea assuming it WON’T be the vice presidents, could possibly backfire

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G. Willow Wilson's avatar G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me
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Wouldst thou like to live hydratedly

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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A 20% shift among independents and a 5% shift among Republicans is pretty catastrophic if you ask me

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drow zelensky's avatar drow zelensky @dov.bsky.social
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The thing about gerontocracy is that to be quite blunt people only think it is bad when their geriatric is not the one crat-ing.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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Holy American Empire territory does strike me as a likely outcome

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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perfect analogy. NYT can't watch a single day before pumping out a histrionic take. Bonus: it is sure to be ignored by the ostensible target and paraded around by the existential threat we are theoretically facing. For good measure, it might alter the dynamic it purports to be describing.

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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I think you are projecting your prior assumptions here. I went in expecting his performance to be the disaster everyone was saying it was and it was just…not very good I guess.

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) 's avatar Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social
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The courts and the republicans are teeing up a case to hit obergfell at the Supreme Court.

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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The people getting most excited about the debate are those that already wanted him to lose

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Vincent "Human Scum" Fearson's avatar Vincent "Human Scum" Fearson @mcnietzsche.bsky.social
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I try to opine more about the Mets than about politics because I like social media to be fun but my god anyone who thinks last night’s debate is going to matter needs to remember Killary won all 3 debates, and worst 2 of the 3, and she still lost. Touch grass and realize you are too online

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Lord Businessman II 's avatar Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social
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"Why does Biden look and sound fine when his campaign is shooting him on film the day after and didn't when it was the news hand of David Zaslav's company?" has its own answer if you just think about it a little bit

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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He was raspy and low energy but he was generally coherent and on topic. This is devastating in a game where having a studio light shone at you the wrong way can lose you a debate, but most of the people freaking out were already primed to do so.

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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this illustrates why I think they actually need to just get Biden on TV all the time right now this version of him isn't as smooth as he used to be but it's totally fine - he's there, he's engaged, he can do the job "I had a cold, lemme tell some self deprecating jokes and shit on Trump"

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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It was pretty bad but it wasn’t *that* bad

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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Ah I thought it was going the other way, as in ‘Hillary won all her debates therefore it’s pathetic that Joe Biden can’t’

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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as much as i think that debate was bad for biden i also find myself contemptuous of the assorted libs having a full blown panic attack

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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Did she win the election

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Yeah no dispute there

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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I promise you would not

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He sounded super raspy and I understand he was coughing at the beginning so it kinda checks out

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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To the extent that this matters at all, I suspect it will be biden's enormous advertising budget taking choice clips of trump sounding insane and putting them on every swing state TV for the next five months

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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And he seems to get progressively more agitated as the debate goes on

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I haven't watched the whole thing but right now he's not really stumbling, just raspy.

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I’ve always maintained that one possibility is that the allies just fumble the bag somehow. They did that a lot at the start of the war, so it’s not inconceivable that they just keep making terrible decisions until they sue for peace

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter 's avatar The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
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This Is What Our Political Press Sounds Like

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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Nobody involved says that’s why they’re doing this, this is something liberal zionists invented to resolve the contradiction of their ideology

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I think this technology is existentially dangerous, but largely the same way the internet is: our information environment is being completely drowned in worthless sludge. The regular old internet was already doing this and AI only promises to supercharge the process.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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the reason this matters to me is because reactionary anti-AI chatter is devolving into a kind of “well, the fact that it *could* be true says something about society”, when it’s like, no, man, i don’t think some crank making a YT video about brain prisons floating in space says anything at all

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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There’s no series of prior circumstances that allow you to annex an opponent, annihilate or expel the population and establish your own settlements

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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Does ‘the strong do what they will, the weak suffer as they must’ sound like a good framework for international law

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idk, man, if i were an editor at, say, the daily mail or any of the other quasi-reputable outlets that ran this horseshit, i might do a double take and have some questions about the prison of the future floating in fucking space

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Wonka Struggle Session's avatar Wonka Struggle Session @maxpaq94.bsky.social
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Before we all get too carried away it’s worth pointing out that this will never happen

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