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Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social |
The one thing we have working for us right now is that Republicans are such monsters they fundamentally misunderstand how to properly capitalize on Biden’s weaknesses.
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Law Creep
@lawcreep.bsky.social
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Woke Cookies v. Gipper's Jellybeans
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Chris Broome
@cabroome.bsky.social
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Yeah you’d never catch any self respecting Republican president bringing child’s treats into the Oval Office
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Phasmatic
@phasmatic.bsky.social
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uh i like cookies
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Seth Masket
@smotus.bsky.social
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What a monster. May I see the president now please?
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ice.cream.assassin
@icassassin.bsky.social
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McCarthy should’ve had cookies. Maybe he would’ve kept that Speaker gig for longer than a few weeks. Goddamn Kevin McCarthy is such a shitstain of a human being. Everyone should be offered an opportunity step on his goddamn face, digging their heel into his fucking agony.
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@anathema_device@bne.social
@iamanathemadevice.bsky.social
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Biden is old enough to know that negotiating with people is a lot easier if they aren't hangry. What a monster.
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Christopher Shea
@lordshark.bsky.social
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Maybe someone ought to tell Kev about Ronald Reagan's jar of jellybeans.
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The Lady Halibut
@halibut.bsky.social
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I would like to visit this Oval Office and partake of a cookie.
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Nigel Tufnel
@misterrora.bsky.social
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He’s a moment away from saying: “Getting cookies for important people is why god invented brown people!”
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civ - 🇵🇸 🕎 ☮️ - end the genocide now
@uncivil.work
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he offers you cookies when you go visit him, and this is supposed to be a bad thing???
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Sock Puppet Pundit
@sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social
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Nothing shows weakness like getting up and getting cookies your own damn self instead of ordering a servant to fetch them for you.
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Cj Rabbit🐇
@rhino-0s.bsky.social
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MY PRESIDENT LOL 😋
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Skylar
@shinywynaut.bsky.social
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Back when Trump was President he would spit on guests like a real man. 😠
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Craig M. Ranapia
@craigmranapia.bsky.social
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Well, I guess if the Democratic Party bumble fucks its way into handing the GOP a workable House majority and loses the Senate, it won't matter how big a fool McCarthy makes of himself as a private citizen.
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VoteBlue4ever
@voteblue4vr.bsky.social
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Dems are doing a pretty good job on their own of cannibalizing their own candidate. As a lifetime Democratic voter, can say these effers really do know how to fvck up a three-car funeral. So frustrating.
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Josh Manning
@joshmanning23.bsky.social
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Reagan had fucking jelly beans!
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Ni en pedo
@300ps.bsky.social
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IMPEACH SANTA CLAUS NOW FFS
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Ceiling Cat
@ceilingcat.bsky.social
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Couldn’t Biden have kept the button that Trump had on the Resolute Desk to summon a staffer to bring him a Diet Coke, and repurpose it to bring him a cookie? How will Biden abuse presidential immunity when he can’t even abuse his cookie privileges?
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quietbob
@quietbob.bsky.social
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I think bidens' act of offering cookies and getting them is applaudable he is there to serve this country
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Lizard
@lizardky.bsky.social
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On what planet are cookies "depressing"?
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Wudang96 💜🌻
@wudang96.bsky.social
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Such a terrible thing... Being offered cookies. Oh the horror the despair. Cookies!! Peanut butter or chocolate chip?
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evan n
@verynormalguy.bsky.social
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republicans: “He loves his son!!!!!!” *veins bulging* “He likes ice cream!!!!!” *pounding on table* “He offers people snacks!” *shitting and pissing*
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@nclud.bsky.social
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They’re trying to smear him on the “old” line by making him grandpa-coded? But everyone loves the grandparent that accepts your faults and then offers you a cookies before listening to your troubles and offering love and support! Grandma was the best!!!!
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Zeroisanumber
@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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They've spent years attacking him for loving his drug-addicted, disaster failson. They have no idea what ordinary people care about.
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Peace, Truth, Science
@mrchompchomp.bsky.social
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One thing the NYTimes will never report on is how staunchly pro-cookie American voters are.
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@relaxedninja.bsky.social
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I'm generally more inclined to vote for people who offer me cookies. Also those who don't treat the Constitution like an ass-towel.
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Slartibartfast
@bluebooktruck.bsky.social
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He will also, on occasion, offer cheese. All because of Andrew Jackson and Aaron Sorkin. Monstrous.
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Elliot Ghoul
@elliotghoul.bsky.social
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The only thing that might save us is that they’re dumber than they are crazy.
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LurkyMcLurk
@lurkymclurk.bsky.social
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This unemployed California man has the least brain cells scientists have ever seen!
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@mibooknut.bsky.social
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McCarthy is just sad. He is trying to get back into Trump/Repubs good graces and it doesn't seen to be working. Poor baby.
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Dillon (6 Sided Games)
@6sidedgames.bsky.social
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Okay, this makes me MORE likely to vote for him. Join the Democrats, we have cookies.
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Ordo Templi Ultra
@occulttradeunion.bsky.social
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To be fair, the things most rational people would consider his weaknesses, your average fascist is going to see as a point in his favor. “I can’t abide the weak stuttering of the man but he sure knows how to exterminate Arabs, I’ll give him that!”
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Matt Novak
@paleofuture.bsky.social
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Republicans: Biden loves his crack-addicted son and offers people cookies. Can you believe it?
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@darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
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Republicans are still pissed everyone made fun of Trump standing in front of a White House McDonalds buffet like Jack Nicholson in the last shot of The Shining
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Taco Bell's Cannon
@jamtoday.bsky.social
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All other things aside: this is basic hospitality? If you schedule an in person meeting with someone, put out some refreshments. Coffee, tea, cookies, pretzels, something. Who are these people?
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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And Biden still ate Kevin’s lunch every time
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Nick Searles
@nicksearles.bsky.social
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How in holy hell are cookies depressing?
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