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kim
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
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the stars on the american flag represent the number of movies Samuel L Jackson did in 2004
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Mark Facts@basetwojes.us |
585 followers 1250 following 869 posts
fat king | ๐บ๐ธ | apostate fr | husband | dad | โ83 โ๏ธ | anti-"AI"
reskeet โ endorsement. like = secret third thing
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kim
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
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the stars on the american flag represent the number of movies Samuel L Jackson did in 2004
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Ashley, Inc
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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ODโing on shredded cheese
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cigarette subaru lesbian (they/them)
@bunnymommy.bsky.social
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i took her to my air conditioned penthouse and then i freaked it
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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Canโt believe I didnโt know about the wnba on ion until now
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Burger boy ๐
@boobburger.bsky.social
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Maybe the real election was the campaign funds raised along the way
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tef
@tef.bsky.social
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who called it mรฉdecins sans frontiรจres and not doctors noclip
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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Hoping to get rich or famous today so consequences will no longer apply to me
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Watched my friend flop face first onto a motel bedspread. I had no idea she was such a risk taker.
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you
@commiebastard.bsky.social
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regardless of what happens I'm just going to blame the DNC and their liberal defenders if they lose to trump. this should be like hitting whiffle ball off a tee. if they lose each and every one of them are clowns
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Have we considered this whole thing might be a psychotic drug trial?
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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It would be unfair to ask angel reese to save me from myself
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Team Radar Love
@midnightdorifto.bsky.social
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okay nobody tell Wes Anderson about this
www.classicdriver.com/en/car/fiat/...
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turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
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no, no, no, that trash bin isnโt full, you just arenโt pushing down hard enough
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joakim noah's ark
@snakeroot.bsky.social
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I've seen enough of certain things, that's for damn sure
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I refer to myself as a โstallion,โ I just mean that if you give me peanut butter, Iโll probably talk to you
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Sweetie ฯ
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I cleaned the wax out of my ears for you please respond
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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Itโs whatever wednesday or whatever
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Pyramead Head
@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there ๐ซก
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Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Osita Nwanevu
@ositanwanevu.bsky.social
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I wrote about the election and the American project. www.ositanwanevu.com/will-america...
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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What!!!
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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My plans for today look very similar
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Matโข๏ธ
@futurekid.bsky.social
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Damn you guys Benny Franks is DTF
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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a carnival tax? well, thatโs a fair assessment
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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Revisiting Animaniacs has helped me realize how much of my personality is informed by that show. Jesus. Accents I do that I totally forgot the source of, etc. Public apologies will be forthcoming
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Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social
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as toxic as the news is, it feels so much mentally healthier not experiencing it via twitter
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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Sorry I missed one of your posts and it didnโt get any likes and now youโre yelling at all your followers. Iโll do better next time
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Anni Jyn
@annijyn.bsky.social
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last couple sage greens left ๐๐ฟ thank you
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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I feel like this is the most pretentious thing I'll ever say but The Waxen Pith is such a good song
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@nocontroller.bsky.social
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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A lot of my neighbors apparently splurged for the good stuff this year
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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Hobbies include barely suppressing anger, impotent rage, & collecting old Batman comics.
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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I call ahead and have them put the bumpers up
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BrujoLocoโ ๏ธ๐ค๐บ
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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happy 4th, keep it between the lines
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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Saw a lot of friends and family with little kids today. I love all my little nieces and nephews folks. Little boogers
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weeder
@weeder.bsky.social
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I always cut the plastic soda rings for sea turtles even though they probably wouldn't give me the time of day.
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Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
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My cerebrospinal fluid is a controlled substance
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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Iโm sorry I canโt make it I have a lot of video games to do.
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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Iโll drink to that ๐ป
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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Which ucmj article covers failing to salute while cumming?
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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Aww lol
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Dani Pennsylvania
@daniellie.bsky.social
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Rare photo of the first time Paul McCartney and John Lennon met.
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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You know itโs gotta be hot links
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Mark Facts
@basetwojes.us
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Is two condoms usually enough for a cookout?
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Convinced that no one will ever love me based on my rudimentary understanding of how a compass works
8 replies 47 reposts 127 likes