Tim Onion

@bencollins.bsky.social

FYI

Jun 18, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

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swoop jackson @zbs.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

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Greg W @gdub1972.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

❤️

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

Bravo Onionman!

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@drosgood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

T. Herman Zwiebel would personally cane you all!

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Daniel Roberts @drobertsimg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

Now bring back Sex House!

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@roygrubb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 10:52 UTC

But this is The Onion, so ... is it true? ;)

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man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

hey fwiw i'm great at writing emails and shit, i don't need a key to the comedy people's room, hell i won't even work in the building

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Claire 🐝 @isolinearchip.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

My $1 made this happen. You're welcome.

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PV @paulvschulte.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

Very off-brand. Please bring back the satire. One star ⭐️

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Goat In The Garden @goatinthegarden.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

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laurenmerica online @sixregrets.uhoh-boom.com
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

global tetrahedron being used in official documents in a serious context is very funny

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I'm a different bird @imadifferentbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

That's great news. Thanks for not being an asshole.

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Jorge Caballero @datadrivenmd.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 05:26 UTC

Appreciate you, Ben. 🙏🏽

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

Oh shit, nice

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Believelander Says Trans Rights @says-rights.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

This is why they call Ben Tim Onion

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Cyn ✨ @obicynkenobi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

in a world where it feels like shit exploitative employment experiences are becoming more & more the norm, it always feels GREAT to be able to provide people with a positive working environment. Really rooting for y'all's success & happiness, because one shouldn't have to come without the other 💙

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OhioHawkeye @ohiohawkeye.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

God it’s so refreshing for media orgs to WELCOME, not just TOLERATE, their unionized employees.

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Scott #ACAB Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 @smenor.com
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

Not complaining but how is it that it wasn’t sold to some horrible PE firm ‽

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Dandy G @dangyd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 08:07 UTC

Did you know that Union spelled backwards is Onion? If that’s not a bit of divine humor I don’t know what is

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derek van vliet @derek.bike
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

is this satire tho?

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Ben ⚽️⚖️💻📉 @beninquiring.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

You’re making Bens everywhere proud my guy ✊🏻

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thicc offerman @thiccofferman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

Thanks, Tim

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Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

The onion has "gone woke"

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Gregg McLennan @strayarc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

Shut up and take my money. Seriously skeet out a donation link.

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Christopher D. Brown Ph.D. @cdbrow1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

Now is your time to strike - the expect nothing.....

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@agridagh.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

Nice?

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Paul @plangster.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

Can I like this multiple times?

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Deb Amlen @debamlen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

Niiiiice

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sam // probably not online @samuelbass.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

You’re a good dude, I hope you all go forth and kick ass.

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proud rebel scum ⚛️ @proudrebelscum.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

good luck, I really hope y'all are successful!

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Wow. Nice.

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An argument for the pit @jeblucas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

The Onion To Begin Sinister Phase 2 Of Operation

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Cynbel Terreus @cynbelterreus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

What a good company actually does when it comes to unions.

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CodeMaxX @methodnull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

This is how you do it

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khwalz @khwalz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

Hope this is bona fide! (As opposed to a bone for Fido.)

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Stranger In The Alps @strangernalps.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

Very cool

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Mach @machminotaur.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 08:15 UTC

pronounced the onion onion

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

this is why I sent you that dollar

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cpgorski @cpgorski.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

The Ounion

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ceej @ceej.online
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

good shit ben

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Cole Wagoner - @colewagoner.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

Fucking legend.

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@ninjamonkky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

More FYI, having a cordial relationship with your Unions creates an employment atmosphere where the workers are invested in the company, vs one where you try to Fck em and find out that the people who do the actual work can piss on every little shenanigans you try to pull to "save money"

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

Ben Collins pondering orb time

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Robb @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

And capitalism didn't burst into flames, implode or collapse! It's possible! Miracle of miracles!

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Jason Marbach @marbach.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

Based af

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Map of the Moon @mapofthemoon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 05:25 UTC

That's right, Tim Onion. Good on ya.

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outer spec (🔵 Wheatley) @outerspec.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

I can’t believe it, they unonionized

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Firk @theflyingfirk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

☝️

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Buttbird @buttbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

Hell yes

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Wool-Encased Tea Addict @passeriform.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

You don't even care that it's giving you a good reputation. What if people start waving at you on the street instead of pursing their lips and sighing?

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