๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)'s avatar

๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

@colorlessgrey.bsky.social

326 followers 296 following 526 posts

Research area: psycholinguistics, recently switched from academia to government

Content: jokes, gaming, science, politics, & rights; posts are mine and not my employer's
L1: American English (~Philly)

linktr.ee/colorlessgrey


๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)'s avatar ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any) @colorlessgrey.bsky.social
[ View ]

the political discourse has gone rancid on here, so it's time for me to take a break from the skyline. here's hoping it'll be better in a few weeks ๐Ÿคž

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Doug Gordon's avatar Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social
[ View ]

"The roadway once carried between four and six lanes for motor vehicles, despite 88 percent of people in the area traveling on foot and squeezing into 30 percent of the space." And now Adams wants to give it back to cars?

11 replies 37 reposts 160 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Scott Santens's avatar Scott Santens @scottsantens.com
[ View ]

Why do we celebrate entrepreneurs for chasing passive income but condemn the idea of universal basic passive income as making people lazy? Both strategies aim for financial security without daily work. Let's normalize a financial floor for everyone, not just the investment-savvy with enough capital.

4 replies 71 reposts 268 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

His Bark Materials๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŒ's avatar His Bark Materials๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŒ @oneiriccanid.bsky.social
[ View ]

Media bosses, at the behest of billionaires, are attempting to force the Democrats into a truly catastrophic electoral mistake and Iโ€™m desperately praying they donโ€™t fall into the gaping and obvious spike trap.

1 replies 17 reposts 85 likes


๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)'s avatar ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any) @colorlessgrey.bsky.social
[ View ]

in addition to it fucking mattering, i vote to spite the cowards who don't want me to vote. eat shit, antidemocratic fuckos.

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
[ View ]

"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

65 replies 592 reposts 4583 likes


๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)'s avatar ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any) @colorlessgrey.bsky.social
[ View ]

voting for president is not just voting for one person. it's voting for an entire staff and administrative apparatus that the president oversees who actually enact a policy agenda, and those people and policies are more important than a politician's personality or media performance.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Link is coconut-pilled. ๐Ÿฅฅ ๐ŸŒด 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. ๐Ÿฅฅ ๐ŸŒด @knilirabaj.bsky.social
[ View ]

More trains please.

22 replies 264 reposts 993 likes


๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)'s avatar ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any) @colorlessgrey.bsky.social
[ View ]

around 2016 there was a lot of talk about people sabotaging their relatives' access to Fox News. i think it's time we start strategizing something similar for NYT.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

the feminine urge to ๐Ÿ”ช when wrath arrives's avatar the feminine urge to ๐Ÿ”ช when wrath arrives @anem0ne.net
[ View ]

when i say the NYTimes does not deserve your money, i also mean NYTimes cooking, NYTimes puzzles, and crosswords and wordle, Wirecutter, and all their podcasts

0 replies 3 reposts 12 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Wendy N. Wagner ๐ŸŽƒ 's avatar Wendy N. Wagner ๐ŸŽƒ @wnwagner.bsky.social
[ View ]

I think part of our work as horror writers in 2024 is to help people unlock the parts of themselves that can face terror and adversity without losing their humanity & goodness. We are entering an era of fear and horror like our species has never faced. We need heart.

6 replies 58 reposts 239 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
[ View ]

a lot of people seem to think my annoyance here is with jokes about political violence, which iโ€™m on record saying are fine and cathartic. my annoyance is with people who disengage with effective forms of politics and replace them with fantasies

36 replies 93 reposts 844 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Dr Abeba Birhane 's avatar Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.bsky.social
[ View ]

students use AI to generate essays; educators use AI to grade itโ€ฆ AI that is built on the backbone of stolen data and packaged as a shiny EdTech tool that educational institutes have to pay a fortune forโ€ฆ folks, do you see who benefits from all of this?

6 replies 52 reposts 128 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
[ View ]

I think that some of your arguments are that โ€œpeople should not be allowed to dislike meโ€ which is going to be an uphill battle for you

5 replies 4 reposts 35 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Nick Fleisher's avatar Nick Fleisher @nickfleisher.bsky.social
[ View ]

Not content with hounding the president of Harvard into resignation, the NYT is going for the president of the whole United States

0 replies 5 reposts 31 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Olivia Alperstein's avatar Olivia Alperstein @oliviaalperstein.bsky.social
[ View ]

Happy Disability Pride Month! According to the CDC, up to 1 in 4 people in the US have some kind of disability. We honor disability justice champions who won significant progress over many decades, as we continue the fight for better policies to create a more livable, accessible future for all.

1 replies 20 reposts 39 likes


๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)'s avatar ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any) @colorlessgrey.bsky.social
[ View ]

I don't know if it will make the difference, but it seems like a better use of my anxious energy than ruminating and doomscrolling. I'll write postcards!

0 replies 2 reposts 6 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Nathan Kalmoe (he/him)'s avatar Nathan Kalmoe (he/him) @nathankalmoe.bsky.social
[ View ]

'We'll kill you if you try to stop us' is terrorism.

6 replies 109 reposts 377 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Wagatwe Wanjuki's avatar Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.com
[ View ]

surged 48%. for a mass plagiarism tool that tells you to eat rocks and glue.

13 replies 377 reposts 981 likes


๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)'s avatar ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any) @colorlessgrey.bsky.social
[ View ]

it is so hard to take classes after you have teaching experience. i keep getting distracted by thoughts about what i would do to improve the class.

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

sam's avatar sam @mehr.nz
[ View ]

was looking for an old photo and found this instead, helpfully

0 replies 14 reposts 66 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Sarah Krienen's avatar Sarah Krienen @sarah-krienen.bsky.social
[ View ]

This might be a long shot but I'm looking to talk to anyone who attended the 16th International Congress of Antique Bronzes in 2003 in Bucharest. Please share and if anyone was there, shoot me a message.

1 replies 17 reposts 5 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
[ View ]

There's this weird thing happening when someone says "I'm voting for Biden because I want us to still have elections long after he's dead" and people equate that with "Biden is awesome and I agree with his actions regarding Gaza"

18 replies 129 reposts 713 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

dark n stormy daniels ๐Ÿฅƒ's avatar dark n stormy daniels ๐Ÿฅƒ @checarina.bsky.social
[ View ]

no one frets like gaston gets the sweats like gaston lies awake at night filled with regrets like gaston

3 replies 10 reposts 49 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

โ†™๏ธโ†™๏ธโ†™๏ธ's avatar โ†™๏ธโ†™๏ธโ†™๏ธ @2damntrans.bsky.social
[ View ]

Itโ€™s so irritating that the conversation on AI in the media centres on the apocalyptic fantasies of nerds who have watched The Terminator a hundred times, and not on the actual real damage itโ€™s doing right now by plagiarising people, contributing to misinformation, etc.

3 replies 19 reposts 91 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
[ View ]

every time I see someone complain about unions I think about how unions were the consensus alternative to the previous system of burning the factory owner alive inside his house

49 replies 958 reposts 3073 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Matt Round's avatar Matt Round @mattround.com
[ View ]

I think the key thing that the pandemic made office workers realise/accept about commuting is that it's unpaid work

10 replies 86 reposts 355 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Protik Islam-Jakobsson's avatar Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social
[ View ]

That's why rejecting immigration is known in the polisci literature as "loser shit"

0 replies 8 reposts 27 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Stephen Judkins's avatar Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social
[ View ]

The fact that Biden has delivered on left-wing policy far better than any president in generations but is widely despised by left-wing voters reflects more poorly on left-wing institutions and voters than on Biden. This is not a movement showing political maturity, and I say that as a left-winger

117 replies 193 reposts 885 likes


๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)'s avatar ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any) @colorlessgrey.bsky.social
[ View ]

the way people feel about media failing to call Trump's racism by name is also the way I feel about people (media or otherwise) refusing to call eugenics out by name. eugenics is not a thing of the past! many widely-held beliefs today either have roots in or are compatible with eugenics.

0 replies 1 reposts 6 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Tiffany's avatar Tiffany @superflypixie.bsky.social
[ View ]

Just FYI for your followers in California, Medicaid/medi-cal patients can still get free Covid tests at the pharmacy (at least at CVS), and I just figured out that Kaiser will mail you 2 boxes at a time, 4 boxes a month per member in the household.

2 replies 16 reposts 30 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Mark Lemley's avatar Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social
[ View ]

This is the actual, original article The Imperial Supreme Court. Accept no imitations from the New York Times, which decided to take the title and idea without attribution (after turning down my op ed with the same title, no less)

harvardlawreview.org/forum/vol-13...

4 replies 43 reposts 115 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Andy Craig's avatar Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social
[ View ]

LLMs are useless for lawyering and other tasks involving actual analysis and understanding not because the technology hasn't gotten there yet, but because that's fundamentally not what statistical word association is capable of doing. Not only can't it understand, it's not even trying to understand.

52 replies 392 reposts 1630 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
[ View ]

one element of Grants Pass is that itโ€™s not just about whether you can enforce anti-camping laws against the homeless. itโ€™s about whether you can enforce those laws **even when you havenโ€™t provided adequate shelter beds**

13 replies 130 reposts 569 likes


๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)'s avatar ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any) @colorlessgrey.bsky.social
[ View ]

reminder that to a certain very powerful demographic in this country, marginalized people exist not as full human beings deserving empathy and basic rights, but as porn categories.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Prof. EAGZ's avatar Prof. EAGZ @emmmilygz.bsky.social
[ View ]

One for the syntax folk ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ

31 replies 346 reposts 1371 likes


๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)'s avatar ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any) @colorlessgrey.bsky.social
[ View ]

as long as we're talking about intrusive language thoughts, yesterday my brain decided that eight legged freaks * eight days a week = eight legs a freak

1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

nige's avatar nige @sensualdad.bsky.social
[ View ]

i drive a tiny car to compensate for my giant penis

11 replies 33 reposts 190 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

's avatar @shywoof.bsky.social
[ View ]

Kind of wild how Republicans being in every way worse than Democrats has caused many of us to create a literal double standard where they ignore evil by Republicans, from whom they expect it, but not from Democrats, who are expected to be better, and then decide they're the same so why bother voting

2 replies 16 reposts 44 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Mike Frank's avatar Mike Frank @mcxfrank.bsky.social
[ View ]

Thinking about pros and cons of collecting data from kids online? Our meta-analysis is out today. Effects from online testing were slightly but not significantly smaller than matched in-lab effects: d = โˆ’.05 [โˆ’.17, .07]. By Aaron Chuey, Veronica Boyce, and Anjie Cao.

direct.mit.edu/opmi/article...

1 replies 26 reposts 32 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Shrew's avatar Shrew @shrewshrew.bsky.social
[ View ]

It should be illegal for a normal night of sleep to cause injury. Do I not suffer enough when awake

1 replies 6 reposts 28 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

mxhrad's avatar mxhrad @mxhrad.bsky.social
[ View ]

I haven't bought anything from amazon in months. There's so much garbage and risk of counterfeit shit that I'd rather pay 10% more and buy from a more trustworthy company.

3 replies 10 reposts 53 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Emily St. James's avatar Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social
[ View ]

As a person who started learning German in case I had to leave the country, THEN started actually paying attention to German politics, the number of countries that aren't currently lurching hard toward seriously dark shit is... tiny. Raging against the dying of the light = the best option?????????

15 replies 5 reposts 142 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

Bethany Brookshire's avatar Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social
[ View ]

I think this about like, most specialty fields. Including my own. [specialty] is really cool and interesting but [people who make specialty their literal whole personality and reason they are better than other people] are so fucking annoying.

1 replies 1 reposts 12 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

David Shiffman, Ph.D. ๐Ÿฆˆ's avatar David Shiffman, Ph.D. ๐Ÿฆˆ @whysharksmatter.bsky.social
[ View ]

What gets me about this is that saying "hey ChatGPT, what's a good reference about coastal shark feeding ecology" is not that much of a time saver vs. a google scholar search for "coastal shark feeding ecology" So it's unprofessional and unethical, but also not any easier. So why do it?

1 replies 3 reposts 28 likes


Reposted by ๐ŸŽฎ Dr. Gremlin ๐Ÿ˜ˆ (they/she/any)

John Rogers's avatar John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social
[ View ]

You know, we used to understand โ€œgenerational wealthโ€ was the enemy, not a goal.

2 replies 44 reposts 217 likes