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Georgia the Explorer

@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social

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I’ll get to this later. I use light mode and worship the trees 🇨🇦

My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g


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weeder's avatar weeder @weeder.bsky.social
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Bsky is fun but seems like a dicey time to invent a new way of putting people on lists

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fungible thadius🍥's avatar fungible thadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social
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Has it been forever yet? It feels like it has been forever.

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Lizzy 💫's avatar Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social
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Just noticed my vehicle registration sticker is crooked. Guess I'll be ubering from now on

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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If you have emojis in your handle just know…I’m not thrilled

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Pithy Pithant's avatar Pithy Pithant @brucef0rte.bsky.social
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Big Naturals: The Mountain Building Game

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Busted Flip Flops's avatar Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social
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People who design casino/hotel carpets clearly have the best drugs on earth.

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TMI dog's avatar TMI dog @backwoodsmando.bsky.social
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They have robots that discuss the weather but they’re wrong, too.

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Bliss's avatar Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but roll over. You’re snoring.

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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I know god isn’t real ‘cause it’s my first day off work for a week and I’m awake before 8

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Ƙappa's avatar Ƙappa @dopeshow.bsky.social
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Oh you like the vastness of space? Name 100 billion stars!

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY's avatar FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
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[1985] Girls: how can I get famous? World: well there’s acting, dancing, singing, modeling, writing, painting… [2024] Girls: how can I get famous? World: tell some tik tok dude how much you like to spit on dicks

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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I thought organic farming would involve more spleens and kidneys.

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Sometimes I’m thinking and then I say you better stop before this scheme gets too far

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Deeks  🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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Red rover red rover send nachos right over

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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Some people have a special gene that makes it so they can use cilantro as soap

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Isn’t it fun how we can come on here and say things and none of it matters and we can all act normal and not psycho

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Him: what’re your plans for the rest of the week? Me:

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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I’m sorry driving a Jeep™️ is 97% of your personality.

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Deeks  🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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I guess women at the grocery store don't want help picking out fruit

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Corduroy Cheddar's avatar Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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People who masturbate will do that thing they like

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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp's avatar DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp @dna50505.bsky.social
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Your post is a confusing miasma of words. I can’t tell if you’re “for it” or “against it”.

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Destry Broderick 's avatar Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social
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Them: smile, it's free. Me: so is not smiling.

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Shade 5's avatar Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social
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Apparently women on the subway don’t like to be complimented on their sideburns.

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Missing The Point's avatar Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social
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Did you know? If you don’t clap when the plane lands the pilot is insulted and on their next flight are likely to steer into a mountain.

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p u g 's avatar p u g @gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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Texted you my foot pic of my finger toes and index toe that's way longer than my big toe, please respond

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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So You've Decided to Embezzle: A Beginner's Guide

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Ƙappa's avatar Ƙappa @dopeshow.bsky.social
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Asking the sales rep which robot vacuum will talk dirty to me

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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*brings a fork to a knife fight for the tasty tasty veggies *

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Pretty Good Mike's avatar Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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therapists should only be fully ascended beings of pure light, not other humans

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Pot Shop Boy's avatar Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
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All I'm saying is, Washington AC/DC would be a lot cooler.

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Brie 's avatar Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social
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Things become exponentially more frightening when they can fly Think Ants Squirrels Cockroaches Spiders Snakes Demons

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StefanThinks's avatar StefanThinks @stefanthinks.bsky.social
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Nine Inch Nails would be an awesome name for a Christian rock band.

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Damnit Janet 's avatar Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social
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One day i'm gonna have too many naps and my ear's just gonna flatten round my head

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY's avatar FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
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We should make a blood pact which states that none of us will hit the heart button on a skeet once it reaches 69 likes

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LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF's avatar LEAF ✱ DEBRIEF @leafdebrief.com
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municipal water supplies can have a little bit of LSD as a treat sometimes

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Wilbur72's avatar Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
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What has 75 balls and gets old women excited? A Bingo machine

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Pretty Good Mike's avatar Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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sometimes i’m a dumbass, sometimes i’m a smartass, sometimes i’m a mediumass

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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I only follow people in their 20s here to meet their dads

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