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That one Raccoon who doesn't watch nearly enough movies | 32 | Cis/He/Him | Avatar by Wonder-Waffle


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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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so many things about the US government that are now treated as Inviolable Precedent are based on things like "this is a number I just pulled out of my ass" and have been modified repeatedly over time until one day people decided changing the number was too hard it doesn't have to stay that way!

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Katharine LaRonde's avatar Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
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If the French defeat the Nazis and America doesn’t, we will have to retire some of our most cherished jokes.

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Amanda Smith's avatar Amanda Smith @amandasmith.bsky.social
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“They want to eliminate national parks” is a very simple way to get just about anyone on the Stop Project 2025 train. Are there much more glaring and life-threatening goals of P25? Yes but even your most bigoted cousin does not want to see the parks system sold for parts.

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Trung Lê Capecchi-Nguyễn's avatar Trung Lê Capecchi-Nguyễn @trungles.bsky.social
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Also as we get older we’re not supposed to fit in with the kids! Leave them alone! It’s normal and fine for them to find things outside their own age cohort extremely cringe.

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bijan's avatar bijan @bijan.bsky.social
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all the culture you liked from decades past was made possible by cheap rent and artists' pay keeping up with what things cost

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Fruit Freak's avatar Fruit Freak @fruitfreak.bsky.social
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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

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Relaxing Dragon's avatar Relaxing Dragon @relaxingdragon.bsky.social
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I'll take my No Shows to the grave, thank you very much!

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YOTE SAINT LAURENT 𓃦 🔜 DenFur's avatar YOTE SAINT LAURENT 𓃦 🔜 DenFur @alakaizam.bsky.social
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dude 😭

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Relaxing Dragon's avatar Relaxing Dragon @relaxingdragon.bsky.social
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They're orange, you're orange... I'm seeing a connection, is all

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Pyramead Head's avatar Pyramead Head @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡

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Relaxing Dragon's avatar Relaxing Dragon @relaxingdragon.bsky.social
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When they position themselves as The True Defense Against Republican Evils in all they're desperate fundraising emails, and then just... roll over and whine in reality, I have every right to be upset and criticize them accordingly

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Sarah Weinman's avatar Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.bsky.social
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The thing about the march to fascism is that aside from the terror and the consequences it’s also so goddamn embarrassing

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scott⚡️mccloud's avatar scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social
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Over the weekend, I found a tiny pink plastic shoe on the ground near my office. I placed it at eye level, on a wooden post, by the stairs. This morning, on that same post, was this picture.

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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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Apropos of nothing: One of the wildest degradations of meaning in the last few decades is "luxury." "Luxury" homes have the same appointments as everyone else's, by and large due to for-profit home-building. There is zero artisan involvement in, like. Anything.

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Ed Burmila's avatar Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social
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Things are going very well when we've reached the "Don't worry, the military won't obey orders to kill civilians" stage of democratic backsliding. It's the sweet spot, where good things happen. Right where we want to be.

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John Leavitt's avatar John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social
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We joke about it being like getting kicked in a head by a horse everyday but Musk has literally never had a human relationship outside his family he wasn’t paying for and now he’s basically a 56 year old toddler

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Axle's avatar Axle @armpit.bsky.social
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Pride BEGAN during a time of anti-sodomy laws. The first Pride was a riot against those laws. Pride is celebrated around the world in places where it is much more dangerous to be queer than here. Pride is not dependent on being ALLOWED to be who we are, it’s a promise that we WILL be no matter what

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Squidly's avatar Squidly @blousquidly.bsky.social
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🐰🎉 Got this done right on time…

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Kieron Gillen's avatar Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social
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When I asked"what's changed in the last decade of games when I've been away?" someone really should have just said "Everything has crafting now."

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Relaxing Dragon's avatar Relaxing Dragon @relaxingdragon.bsky.social
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Fly out and join our contingent in the parade tomorrow!

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gamera obscura 's avatar gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social
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I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.

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Dogstomp's avatar Dogstomp @dogstomp.bsky.social
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Dogstomp #3228 - November 3rd

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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"Our post-debate polling indicates that one of the only way the president can recover from yesterday’s catastrophic evening is by gathering likely voters next to the train tracks and using the sheer power of his jaw and neck muscles to pull a 4,000-ton train."

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Calum's avatar Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social
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Guy who just received mouth-to-mouth resuscitation: Thank you, you saved my life... I'm survivalmaxxing right now. I'm an oxygenpilled breathecel thanks to you. EMT: This is the hardest part of the job. The regret. Living with what I've done

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Joaquín Baldwin's avatar Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com
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Wofl

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Quinta Jurecic's avatar Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social
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it's time to bring this wonderful image (created by Anthony Michael Kreis) over to Bluesky

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Amanda Smith's avatar Amanda Smith @amandasmith.bsky.social
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The AI trend of “we took this art and expanded it beyond the artist’s intent because *more* of a thing means better” - showing what’s “out of frame” in a shot from a movie, or turning a six word short story into a novella - speaks to what art actually is: knowing what isn’t necessary.

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Happycrumble 🎉's avatar Happycrumble 🎉 @rumwik.bsky.social
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rumwik.com/commission My commissions are open! I've cut my prices down a little bit, and I'm also offering a 10% discount on all types. Come and buy some pleasant art from me ♥

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Brdt-E 's avatar Brdt-E @brdte.bsky.social
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Hey folks!!
Im open for commissions at this moment!🖼️

I can draw pretty much anything, just ask me! 👩‍🎨

More examples and prices:
brdtecommsinfo.carrd.co

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Relaxing Dragon's avatar Relaxing Dragon @relaxingdragon.bsky.social
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He can have the hot dog but I'm keeping the bun

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Elle's avatar Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social
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a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

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Relaxing Dragon's avatar Relaxing Dragon @relaxingdragon.bsky.social
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Sometimes the mood just hits, regardless of surroundings

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John Rogers's avatar John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social
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Our tech overlords would like to make clear that your fantasies of universal health care and affordable housing are childish while their fantasies of infinite energy to power their AI girlfriends are reasonable expectations and will come true imminently. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

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Hypervisible 's avatar Hypervisible @hypervisible.bsky.social
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“In the US, power demand is expected to grow by 40% over the next two decades, compared with just 9% growth over the past 20 years…” “Data centers are the biggest reason for that demand boom…”

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