Elle

@elleisanisland.bsky.social

a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

Jun 22, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

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Meredith @merrieberrie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

I showed this to my 8yo and she lost her tiny baby mind. Much thanks. 🥰😂🥰

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Tell Me About Your Game! @sohowwasgame.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

He really said 'let's make music together'

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Pithy Galore @sempersincerus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

He's just auditioning for Hook: The Musical.

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Capt. Josi Ferys🦋 @jojo-bajor.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

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@drosgood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

One! Singular sens--GULP.

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Chaiah @chaiah.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

Those gators…. Sneaky buggers.

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12th @twelfth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

Yall laugh but it works, they all want their big lipped musical number to put on their CV

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Ferrabee @ferrabee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

Musical theatre people taste better - they’re sweeter, have more fibre and texture…

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storyTayl0r @storytayl0r.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

Same

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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་ @riwoche.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

A+ skeet

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@queenofattolia.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 04:47 UTC

Sooo...Fosse was really an alligator...accomplice?

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sid @sidvicio.us
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

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Tim [redacted] @timredacted.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

This would kill me.

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alisonborealis (she/her) @alisonborealis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

This keeps showing up in my newsfeed and I LOVE IT!

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

the ole river razzle dazzle

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Dr. No-No @drnono.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

How cunning! 😏

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Feature Team @featureteam.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

😳

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CausesEffects @causeseffects.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

😂

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Dr Surekha Davies (she/her) @drsurekhadavies.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

Dear lord now I'm terrified.

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David Grinyer @malonegranger.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

🤭🤭🤭

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Peter Kelly @thepeterkelly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

You win the Internet for today!

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Christine Louise @christinelouise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

Thank you so much for the laugh! I desperately needed one today!

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Christina Ng @reconnectsreiki.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

@manningkrull.bsky.social

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Owl Feathers @owlfeathers.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

😂

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@gnnumbers.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

They're evolving... Life finds a way

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Maes Armstrong @tensekhi-eth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:37 UTC

Why isn’t anything happening about it though? It’s not like I haven’t cooperated?

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Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

@gregmachlin.bsky.social this scene writes itself

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@amirmsvmore.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

t.me/tronspace_bo...

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Work in Progress @khs.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

[extreme Carole King voice] Jazzz haaaands... Oh, jazzz HAAAAAAANDS!

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Jason Marbach @marbach.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

diabolical

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Marjorie @hydroqueen211.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

😏

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Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Guru_Mahalassma @mahalassma.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 08:52 UTC

And their basses make the water boil.

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Muffin Top Momma @muffintopmomma.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

🤗

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Regnad Kcin @dmax801.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

Inclusive!

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Adriana Hernández Bergstrom @adriprints.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

🥳😅

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Arthur Bárbaro 🏳️‍🌈 @arthurbarbaro.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 10:16 UTC

c/o @delablo.bsky.social 👀

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Derek Wood @derekdwood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

Southern Fossegator. Also habitually isolates its hips. Very dangerous.

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Jessie Losch @jessielosch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

Oh god I feel it working…

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Ronald McBowie @forcemanure.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

Those are SPIRIT FINGERS for luring GLEE Club kids. I'll die on this hill.

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Marie @marielagalina.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 07:03 UTC

Attention @leilap.bsky.social !

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Neopagan Esq. @liminalatlaw.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 04:29 UTC

I feel like this is a real photo version of a The Far Side comic.

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Debbie Alexander @debbiealexander.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

Loving the jazz hands.
Hate to be a nudge, but they're crocs.
www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildl...

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Mike Merideth @mjm1138.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

…shave…and…a…hair…cut….

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tomstpatrick @tomstpatrick.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

🤔👍🤣🙏

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Ashford @ashokhotnik.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

Evolution is amazing

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

fossecide

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Keith Povall @whitesocks57.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

I never knew that

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Saul Shapiro @sauldk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JMJX...

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Sekou Ghafur @sekou.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

😂

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

I do this in hot tubs when my fingers get too pruny

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The Friendly Necromancer @farren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

@sadserpent.bsky.social

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Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 07:39 UTC

Bye Bayou Birdie

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Courtney @connecticutting.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!

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Älia Meth @aeliameth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 07:10 UTC

But can they sing la vie boheme? No musical theater kid can resist joining in. Easy prey for sure

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Alexandra Samios @xanboni.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

I work in musical theater and I can confirm this (also what's with all the alligator content today do I want to know?)

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$Horizon to horizon, nothing but mistakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯'s avatar$

Horizon to horizon, nothing but mistakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @pewtergod.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

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Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

Captain Hook was a musical theatre major.

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Richard Sales @theblueacorn.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

Nathan Slain

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KC Momkin @kc-momkin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

"And the people all said 'Sit down! Sit down you're rockin' the boat!' And the people all said 'Sit down! Sit down you're rockin' the boat!' And the devil will drag you under With a soul so heavy you'd never float Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down Sit down you're rockin' the boat"

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