Keezy Young 🌼's avatar

Keezy Young 🌼

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just for the record, I did not find ribbiting for the toddler to be offensive or burdensome in any way. in fact I had a fun time being a frog momentarily

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Ian/Iana Spencer (they/she/he)'s avatar Ian/Iana Spencer (they/she/he) @ianianaspencer.bsky.social
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Your frog story is very wholesome but your lack of dark mode is a little worrying lol

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🕯️'s avatar 🕯️ @candlelocks.bsky.social
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i can only imagine it must be exhausting to have this outlook.

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Mark Sweeney's avatar Mark Sweeney @marksweeney.bsky.social
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I would have never thought of 'ribbeting' back at the kid... but I absolutely would have laughed and smiled if they pointed at me and said, "You're a frog now!" There's a world of difference between a disruptive kid running amok... and a child being a child.

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Happy sunshine 's avatar Happy sunshine @happysunshine8.bsky.social
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A little girl in a fairy costume came up to me and touched me with her sparky star wand, I said enthusiastically‘thank you! I hope you made me thin and rich’ . She was delighted, laughed, twirled and ran off beaming , so proud of her magic powers! Not hard to be a decent human

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Master Link's avatar Master Link @madimadas.bsky.social
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Imagine being mad at a kid for being.........a kid. Imagine mad that someone entertained that kid, and made them happy. Imagine being mad at the concept of being happy. I simply cannot understand how someone could be mad at that. Some people are just unhappy all the time, and that's kinda sad.

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Cataleast's avatar Cataleast @cataleast.bsky.social
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"HOW DARE YOUR CHILD SPEAK TO ME WITHOUT EXPLICIT PERMISSION?! KEEP YOUR OFFSPRING ON A LEASH!" I mean, I don't especially like children, but I really wouldn't be bothered in the slightest by a kid having a bit of literally harmless fun.

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Víctor J. Merino 's avatar Víctor J. Merino @victor-el-dm.bsky.social
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HOW do you DARE to make a toddler HAPPY?! [clutches pearls as faints to the ground]

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Any person, who for even one second, entertained my child, either for their own amusement or out of pity for my frazzled state, is enshrined in my personal hall of fame.

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Colleen Frakes's avatar Colleen Frakes @colleenfrakes.bsky.social
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Ah yes, running around turning people into frogs is TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. Children should not be seen, nor heard nor allowed to dabble in the dark arts 🪄🐸

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Bitter Jazz. Meisterj. Solitary Jasmine's avatar Bitter Jazz. Meisterj. Solitary Jasmine @meisterj.bsky.social
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That's not even out of control. If the kid was breaking shit or getting into people's space that would be different

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Laura's avatar Laura @lauradlt.bsky.social
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😳 wow. Kids play. It was sweet of you to ribbit with that child.

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Jackdaw(mcthic)'s avatar Jackdaw(mcthic) @jackdawmcthic.bsky.social
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I’m not a “kids” person but I absolutely feel the inherent responsibility of my human soul to kindle joy in the living creatures of the world, and kids have so much of it! Gotta be nice to kids. Gotta be.

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Public Universal Misanthrope 's avatar Public Universal Misanthrope @beatrixd.bsky.social
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(Can't find the op but) if a small child hands you an empty toy teacup, you had best DRINK that ish and tell them it is DELICIOUS Jeez let them have some wonder ffs

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Steve Lambert's avatar Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social
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Less Homer, more Bandit.

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pockets and sedition's avatar pockets and sedition @yoboseiyo.bsky.social
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wow that person needs to relax. kid was being a kid! good grief. i'd'a ribbetted too, btw. 🐸

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Shane🖤Blackheart's avatar Shane🖤Blackheart @shaneblackheart.com
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I feel like this has to be a bot that is just causing discourse. I can't even... how???

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Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father)'s avatar Cozy Sr. (Fudge’s Father) @onedreamonehope.bsky.social
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no one forget this kind of shit when people are like "bluesky has the juice, this place is so wholesome!"

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Jan Murphy's avatar Jan Murphy @packrat74.bsky.social
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Re: the anonymous person in your screenshot: Tell me you've never watched 'Bluey' without telling me you've never watched 'Bluey'.

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MakotoCamellia's avatar MakotoCamellia @makotocamellia.bsky.social
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That's crazy. I remember there once was a phrase that goes "it takes a village to raise a child". Be a part of that village. Bring joy to the child. Bring help to the parent. Turn a happy kid into a happy adult.

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Geeklawyer's avatar Geeklawyer @geeklawyer.bsky.social
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On the plus side: they didn't call the cops, 'cos then there would be a dead toddler.

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Disaster, Gay of Crisis hit video game on the Nintendo Wii's avatar Disaster, Gay of Crisis hit video game on the Nintendo Wii @mnemoniclight.bsky.social
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Some people want kids to have no fun in their lives. I support that kid, I'd ribbit

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DJDynamicNC (he/him)'s avatar DJDynamicNC (he/him) @djdynamicnc.bsky.social
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It's not the "job" of strangers to entertain a child, but it certainly is delightful lol. If it's not delightful to someone they don't have to do it of course! But you can't tell a kid to stop being a kid, and even if you could you shouldn't imo.

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Macdoug's avatar Macdoug @macdoug.com
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Same person who when their dog bounds up and puts their nose in your crotch they cry “it’s just his way of saying hi, he’s friendly.”

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Keezy Young 🌼's avatar Keezy Young 🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social
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"keep your children under control" I didn't even have kids and I know this one is a nonstarter

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Chris's avatar Chris @ary.bsky.social
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Woof, that person's account is the posting equivalent of eating a lime rind.

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🌿Elaine Tipping🍃's avatar 🌿Elaine Tipping🍃 @triaelf9.bsky.social
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Oh, this person hates children, no way around it. And also sounds like a shitty adult to other adults too YIEKS

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Adam P. Knave's avatar Adam P. Knave @adampknave.com
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The period who seem to think children should never be allowed to exist in public are the ones that generally shouldn’t be in public. Every time.

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JimPas's avatar JimPas @jimpas.bsky.social
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Heck, I would have hopped around yelling ribbit. I've played peek-a-boo with little ones as their parents were trying to cash out. It kept them calm, which the parents appreciated. And I had fun too.

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Memento Rori's avatar Memento Rori @roricomics.bsky.social
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This person could perhaps benefit from being a frog...?

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Joachim Heijndermans's avatar Joachim Heijndermans @jheijndermans.bsky.social
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Very much a response in the vein of "what a nice day today" "oh, you HATE clouds, dont you? CLOUD HATER!!!" that seems to happen a lot...

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Comix Thomas 's avatar Comix Thomas @comixthomas.bsky.social
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There are times when I wish people would keep their kids under control in public but this isn't one of them, this sounds very cute

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Comix Thomas 's avatar Comix Thomas @comixthomas.bsky.social
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God I hate the laughter of children.

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My Chihuahua has seen things's avatar My Chihuahua has seen things @bkbirge.bsky.social
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Some people had terrible childhoods and it shows.

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It is *absolutely* everyone’s job to keep their inner child alive and well.

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Agent Kooper's avatar Agent Kooper @agentkooper.bsky.social
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Did they see a secret part of your skeet where you explained how the kid shot three people and was smoking meth?

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L.S.Zwarenstein's avatar L.S.Zwarenstein @liannez.bsky.social
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Man, I'm pretty far to the grinchy side about kids running amok, but how can one possibly imagine "hey you, you're a frog now" as out-of-control or inconsiderate or harmful in any way whatsoever? If the kids these days are doing nothing worse than turning us into frogs, the future is in good hands.

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Bison bison's avatar Bison bison @bisonbison.bsky.social
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I’m not responsible for anyone’s kid’s fun but I would be ribbiting and hopping around and having a great time

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Kodo and Sangha's avatar Kodo and Sangha @kodoandsangha.bsky.social
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Children deserve to experience unfettered joy. The person complaining in your screenshot clearly did not have someone ribbit at them as a child and it shows. I feel bad for them. Meanwhile, thank you for playing along with the little frog prince.

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Hellpug's avatar Hellpug @hellpug.bsky.social
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I would be that person to go overboard with a whole transformation sequence and make the child cry by accident lol

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Sylver W. Poulsen 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sylver W. Poulsen 🏳️‍⚧️ @poulsens.bsky.social
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Would I personally play along? No. Anyone around me with that much energy would trigger my anxiety, which is why I tend to avoid children. Would I look down upon anyone who did play along? Absolutely not. They are friggin' heroes.

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molly 🍄🌿 looking for work!!🌻's avatar molly 🍄🌿 looking for work!!🌻 @lilachysteria.bsky.social
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people who hate children are exhausting

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Xandypants are on backorder 's avatar Xandypants are on backorder @xandypants.bsky.social
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I wish I could be a frog

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thatevilenby's avatar thatevilenby @thatevilenby.bsky.social
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Historically it has been the community's responsibility to take care of, entertain, and educate kids. This person is just a misanthrope and probably miserable as most misanthropes are.

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Fierce Ferrets's avatar Fierce Ferrets @fierceferrets.bsky.social
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I mean... he probably just wants his kids to believe in a world of kindness, and fun, and imagination? And I think thats wonderful because being jaded is awful?? I mean honestly, the kids don't have a lot going for them right now... good on you for making one smile.

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Ninja's Creations - Comms Open!'s avatar Ninja's Creations - Comms Open! @ninjascreations.bsky.social
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It's one thing if the kids are causing issues like crowding up aisles in stores by running around away from parents but this is just harmless fun.

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jes's avatar jes @francowitch.bsky.social
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a rather sad reaction there... i thought it was cute, and while sure not everyone will interact with kids and their silly games, it is a treasure when someone does... ill admit... i would have probably laughed being caught off guard... not thinking about ribbiting on the fly... lol

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Kyeotee's avatar Kyeotee @kyeotee.bsky.social
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IMAGINE children being children…in public!?!? *faints clutching my pearls*

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Smeg's avatar Smeg @smeg.bsky.social
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Some people just really, really hate kids for existing and get big mad at the idea that anyone might force them to confront the existence of children

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Mela Storm's avatar Mela Storm @melastorm.bsky.social
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Some people are born buzzkills. Some achieve buzzkilldom by dint of long practice. Don’t be a buzzkill. I say let all the people play!

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aohr's avatar aohr @aohrim.bsky.social
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what the fuck

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Jonny Lobo's avatar Jonny Lobo @jonnylobo.bsky.social
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This is absolutely the new Twitter.

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Ashley Hankins Illustration 🌙's avatar Ashley Hankins Illustration 🌙 @ashleydoesartstuff.com
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Damn, what a joyless person.

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Neo ☕️'s avatar Neo ☕️ @neo-tea.bsky.social
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The kind of person without an ounce of whimsey in their heart

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ChristofPierson's avatar ChristofPierson @christofpierson.bsky.social
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Bravo to you. Vergogna to crossed out person.

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Rage Against The Miami Sound Machine's avatar Rage Against The Miami Sound Machine @randymiller.bsky.social
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This has to be a teenager being mad about babies the same way 10yo kids performatively hate Barney or whatever thing babies like now. We live in a society and it involves children, sorry bro.

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apricot @ kattabolt webcomic's avatar apricot @ kattabolt webcomic @areyoshi.bsky.social
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Honestly I was like YO at this exchange? What an intense reaction from them

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Gin 🌆🧡 Team Seafoam! 🌊's avatar Gin 🌆🧡 Team Seafoam! 🌊 @ziinnias.bsky.social
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It costs like zero to be kind to kids that aren't being rude!! That scenario is so cute, too! Idk why it's becoming so popular to be abrasive and mean to/about kids lately, or if it's a loud minority of people online touting the sentiment (hoping it's just the latter). :<

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Katrina Lehto's avatar Katrina Lehto @lithera.bsky.social
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..... I swear so many people hate children, I don't even understand it.

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Tango's avatar Tango @tiredsai.bsky.social
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People who can't even show basic kindness to children need a special, heavy-duty kind of therapy

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Kara's avatar Kara @karaboo.bsky.social
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I remember being a kid and an adult playing along with my antics made me so happy, I can't imagine being in that situation and not playing along, it's fun!

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bmmbooshoot🌈🔞's avatar bmmbooshoot🌈🔞 @bmmbooshoot.bsky.social
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I don't like kids and won't be having any but this is the single least offensive thing a kid could possibly do. just ribbit and move on. being a turd to kids is a big red flag tbh

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DFW Sam's avatar DFW Sam @dfwsam.bsky.social
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Would venture to say, regarding the poster’s “jerk” comment, takes one to know one.

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Pete Woods is full of love and pasta's avatar Pete Woods is full of love and pasta @thatpetewoods.bsky.social
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There’s all sorts of situations where people are inappropriately awkward and weird, but a child welcoming you into their world of play isn’t one of them. It’s an honor and a joy to be granted that trust. This angry, selfish person probably kicks puppies.

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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)'s avatar ✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com
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Look, I just want to meet this magical toddler, I wish to be frog please.

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Myrea Rend's avatar Myrea Rend @myrearend.bsky.social
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I recommend being at least one different type of animal per day.

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🔞Neph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme's avatar 🔞Neph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme @nephrastar.bsky.social
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What the fuck is wrong with people

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pipetcreature 's avatar pipetcreature @pipetcreature.bsky.social
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parents are "next of kin" not "only kin" we are all kin, always

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Jodie Troutman's avatar Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com
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I would like to be a frog right now. Just for a bit.

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the childfree hardcore crowd is back

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Facetiously Esoteric's avatar Facetiously Esoteric @facetiousone.bsky.social
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You shouldn't cover their names. They have already decided to humiliate themselves publicly.

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Nails the Tabaxi 🍉's avatar Nails the Tabaxi 🍉 @nailsthetabaxi.bsky.social
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That guy would watch an episode of Bluey and rage himself into an aneurysm.

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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster's avatar Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social
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i helped a kid do a taste test of some potato salad at work today, really brightened my day. I dont get some people.

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C.N.R. Shiotsuki/塩月奈緒's avatar C.N.R. Shiotsuki/塩月奈緒 @engetsunao.bsky.social
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If you're having fun too what is there to complain about? People are so oddly controlling about the strangest things.

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JK: Executive Officer In Charge of Radishes's avatar JK: Executive Officer In Charge of Radishes @jkmakes.bsky.social
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That poster is way out in left field. What even. 😐

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ren's avatar ren @isensmith.bsky.social
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this person hates joy or making others happy.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢's avatar 𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social
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How dare we ever make kids feel joy or whimsy! No interactions for them! Make them feel like shit!

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Maki Naro - Commissions open! 's avatar Maki Naro - Commissions open! @makinaro.bsky.social
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I'm confused how a child having some harmless fun, allowing people to get in on the bit if they're in the mood, and then quickly leaving as not to overstay their welcome is considered "out of control." Sounds pretty thoughtful of them, to me.

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New Leaf's avatar New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social
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This person hates children. This is not your problem. Frog on.

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