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Come for the rapier wit, stay for the curmudgeonly cynicism Formerly Kragar_lgf at the bird site

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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as someone whose brain was irreversibly warped into being a Politics Sicko years ago, nobody should be forced by circumstance to follow my path "may you live in interesting times" is very firmly a curse when it comes to politics

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Look at you wasteful rich fucks pouring out the leftover broth, DRINK IT BITCH

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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"While there’s a strong historical precedent for a lavish excursion to Bali, the plaintiff has instead taken a more unorthodox approach and presented an all-expenses-paid diving trip off the shores of Aruba."

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myownpetard הפטרדשלי's avatar myownpetard הפטרדשלי @myownpetard.bsky.social
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if you think politics should be THIS exciting, you are a sick person. this kind of exciting is what that Chinese curse is talking about.

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Elle's avatar Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social
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so great that Europe's doing this again with the diseases

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post malone ergo propter malone's avatar post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social
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sticking with Biden is the obvious correct choice until and unless Biden decides otherwise, and anyone who suggests otherwise is either dishonest, an idiot, or a handmaiden of fascism.

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Daniel Gilmore's avatar Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social
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Get in, losers. We’re getting behind the old guy and stopping fascism.

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Kragar's avatar Kragar @kragar.bsky.social
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Without downloading new pics, what is dating you like

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Kragar's avatar Kragar @kragar.bsky.social
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A note on warfare: Fair fights are for boxing matches. In war, you sneak into the other guys' camp while they sleep and drop rocks on their heads.

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Kragar's avatar Kragar @kragar.bsky.social
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Wars are always started by the defenders. If they simply let the other side have everything they wanted, there wouldn't have been a war.

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Mx. D.E. Anderson's avatar Mx. D.E. Anderson @diannaeanderson.bsky.social
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i'm stuck on the "bloodless if the left allows it to be" phrasing like "we won't kill you if you just let us do what we want" is what terrorists say

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A.R. Moxon's avatar A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social
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Not the most terrifying thing but perhaps the most infuriating: every single thing we said about these fascist Republican fucks has been proved out and all the people who assured us that what is happening would never happen smoothly pivoted to yes it's happening but it will be fine.

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Andy Richter's avatar Andy Richter @actualandyrichter.bsky.social
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“Yeah, yeah, sure, I know what he’s done to others, but I’ll be the one helper that he doesn’t try to destroy” - Huge Craven Pieces of Shit Who Never Learn

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Andrea Grimes's avatar Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.bsky.social
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today, a guy driving an SUV with a thin blue line sticker + "LGB" on his back window nearly ran me off the road b/c he didn't look before changing lanes. He then cut me off, rolled down his window, made a gun sign with his hands and pretended to shoot at me. i'm pretty done with this week

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Peter Clines's avatar Peter Clines @peterclines.bsky.social
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I seriously miss the days when I didn't have to spend half my waking hours thinking about politics.

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Jen Ebbeler 's avatar Jen Ebbeler @jenebbeler.bsky.social
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“Unpleasant things” is one heck of a circumlocution.

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C. Robert Cargill's avatar C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social
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Nothing quite illustrates the state of modern Conservatism like their muted reaction to Monday's ruling. FOX news should be shitting itself. Biden has been granted absolute power. He can drone strike Mar-a-Lago. He can seize power forever as an "official act." They know he won't do what they would.

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Kragar's avatar Kragar @kragar.bsky.social
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Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, and Kristi Noem welcoming RFK jr to their club

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Nice to read a pleasant headline

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Kashana's avatar Kashana @kashana.bsky.social
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Everybody freaking out about extrajudicial killings is going to lose it when they find out about the existence of cops.

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Aaron Rupar's avatar Aaron Rupar @atrupar.bsky.social
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"Amidst all the tearing of garments and vultures circling, the fact is that we’re still pretty much where we were pre-debate. There are two questions: Is Biden fit to serve? And, would Democrats benefit by forcing him off the ticket? The answers remain 'he is' and 'probably not.'"

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Vincent Knotley's avatar Vincent Knotley @vincentknotley.bsky.social
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Heads up fellow b-movie and horror fans. Tubi is now available in the UK.

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Assistant to the Professor's avatar Assistant to the Professor @darinself.bsky.social
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Dems: Joe Biden, who is currently governing quite well but is also old, should drop out. GOP: Trump, who is a convicted felon and led a coup, is our nominee and we will eviscerate anyone in the party who disagrees Media: The bigger story here is age.

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Peter Sagal's avatar Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social
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Seems crazy! But just logical. If a President cannot commit a crime in the course of an official act, like giving an order to the military, how can you prosecute the person who follows the order? There’s a whole code of military conduct about “illegal orders.” All orders are legal now.

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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and it’s not a power the court can put back in the bottle once it starts being used that way if a president starts ordering assassinations and the court says well oops that’s not what we meant why would he listen to them instead of making them the next targets

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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Keeping Trump out of the White House isn’t the only thing that needs doing and it isn’t enough to solve all problems facing the country & world but if it isn’t done then all those problems get exponentially worse in ways I don’t even know how to express and it scares me when people pretend otherwise

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Kragar's avatar Kragar @kragar.bsky.social
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Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Kragar's avatar Kragar @kragar.bsky.social
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So the good news is the tingling in my left leg is most likely NOT nerve damage, but probably means I aggravated something with my new exercise routine

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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lmfao? car in the parking lot at work today

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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Classic American political dialogue is premised on the idea that we share fundamental values but disagree on how best to promote them. I haven’t believed this for a while. Other than “I prefer to be alive and not dead” and “I like pudding,” I do not share values with these people.

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Kragar's avatar Kragar @kragar.bsky.social
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"Let us enslave you or all the bloodshed will be your fault."

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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The Epstein grand jury records that were unsealed today contain some entirely unsurprising revelations

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Kragar's avatar Kragar @kragar.bsky.social
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David Cronenbrg will take care of the Death Guard

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Seth Cotlar's avatar Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social
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This guy with full immunity for “official acts,” plus the unlimited ability to pardon any official who would implement such orders = “limited government” Republican style.

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Kragar's avatar Kragar @kragar.bsky.social
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Buttershakes are the best

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Jonathan Blanks's avatar Jonathan Blanks @blanksslate.bsky.social
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The National Guard buzzed my home with helicopters bc the Trump administration wanted to intimidate District residents and protestors.

Trump would go full Tiananmen Square if he could, and now there’s no reason to think he won’t try if he’s reelected www.nytimes.com/2020/06/06/u...

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Kragar's avatar Kragar @kragar.bsky.social
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An entire political party has decided this evil stupid SOB is the chosen one.

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Al Yankovic's avatar Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social
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UHF in 4K is out TODAY from our good friends at Shout! Factory

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