just got an email from my alma mater saying it had been compelled to deploy police to defend the Community from violent outside agitators who had begun to protest on the quad; the first video in my feed is cops in full gear arresting the chair of the philosophy department
Apr 25, 2024 at 18:29 UTC
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The only "outside agitators" I have ever seen on a college campus were religious proselytizers, sometimes also with a graphic anti-abortion message.
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Maybe the outside agitators were the police?
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As a philosophy major it makes sense they'd go after us we're underfed and always hangry
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Those philosophy profs are TOUGH!
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Traditionally I think the cops are supposed to give the chair of the philosophy department the options of being banned from campus or drinking hemlock.
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And now it's stuck in my head.... "philosophy... is a walk on a slippery rock..."
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Fair enough. Philosophizing is dangerous.
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The “outside agitators” claim to be students from - gasp - DIFFERENT NEARBY SCHOOLS. You let them put up tents and next thing you know they’ll be sneaking into physics lectures without paying.
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They want applause? Donations? What?
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STAY SAFE EVERYONE
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Oh did you go to the same school as me?
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Pretty sure most right-wingers think of philosophy profs in terms of a foreign body infecting the body politic, so this checks out.
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Oh hey, good to know I'm not the only Emory alum on here.
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Maybe philosophy exists outside the body?
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Talk about a hostile work environment
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Cops exist to protect wealth. Remember that as you read about these events.
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She could have had a treatise in that bag!
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Openly brandishing a fully loaded mind, aggressively thinking at students and officers alike
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Dissent only ever comes from violent outside agitators. Never Good Normal People like us 🫠
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"Outside agitators" is100-year-old, bottled in bond bullshit, used against union organizers back in the early days of unions, and we used to hear it during the anti-Viet Nam War movement
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Also a graduate of the Atlanta school?
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Absolutely classic! Gotta get the guy who knows your BS first! Next up, history chair.
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For a philosophy chair, is it a win to be arrested if it's for corrupting the youth? Does that make you the hardest ass at the Socrates panel?
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"Kant, or Rand?"
"Kant, of course."
"GET IN THE GODDAMN TRUCK"
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I keep thinking about this phenomenon when I see people talking about outside agitators - as if they are all special and happy and any discontent has to come from elsewhere.www.buzzfeednews.com/article/anne...
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Me would make it clear they will never get a single donation ever again.
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Hard to get our heads around this from afar! Is it making any more sense there at all??
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Why are we still giving money to these universities?
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Jeebus!
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In the movie “The Graduate,” Norman Fell asks Dustin Hoffman if he’s an “outside agitator”
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PROPHET SONG by Paul Lynch
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Gaslighting. The protests must proceed.
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ATL really likes to push the "out of town protestor" narrative. Because they said the SAME shit for the cop city protests.
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The ace of clubs I think
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Evergreen
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Sorry to hear that
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"Outside agitators" like they're warning Stoics in togas away with a broom. 'Go on, shoo! Shoo! Dang ol' Greeks, once they get a nest going they never really leave!'
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Outside agitators like the faculty 🙃
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so the violent outside agitators are obviously the cops... who did they call in to deal with them?
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i mean tbf us philosophy professors are assholes; there's plenty of my own colleagues i'd arrest
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This tracks.
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Fuck yeah, philosophers
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Just got the same one. They managed to be able to bring Gorbachev in to do our commencement address, but they can't handle this. 🤦♂️
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"cops in full gear arresting the chair of the philosophy department"
What year is it? Where are we?
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the pen is mightier, so you gotta take that guy down fast
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I have said for so long the entire plan is to make the last person give up trying.
Today took more than a few players off of the board
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"Outside agitators" is the language of every racist mayor and sheriff in the South during the Civil Rights Movement.
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First they came for the abstract thinkers…
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Friend or Freud?
I Kant say!
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First they came for the philosophy professors…
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Somebody call the cops on these cops
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And then they asked for money, right?
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The Chair of any Philosophy Dept is the Platonic Form of an outside agitator.
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The crazy thing is you could be talking about any of about 5 universities right now.
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Did they happen to say Antifa?
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Write them back to let them know you will be redirecting the alumni contribution you planned to donate, before they declared war on their students, to food aid in Gaza.
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He's just like Socrates!
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"Goddammit, not again,' said Socrates
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Nice.
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how Socratic
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So cop language about calling the cops.
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Woof.
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Listen, fella, they had no choice but to clear the quad. I'm always saying "If there's anybody trespassing, we gotta arrest everybody standing near them."
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I am from Louisiana. The phrase "violent outside agitators," all of this has a particular flavor.
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drapetomania all over again
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Yep. Violent outsiders - the police.
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Authoritarian fascist sh🤬t all the way.
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But can they count on your donation this year?
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Same Alma mater with the worse email to alums I can imagine. And I studied Philosophy there…
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"We have a zero tolerance policy for Sophistry, scum!"
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