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Pat Inverted Vibe Curve Blanchfield

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just got an email from my alma mater saying it had been compelled to deploy police to defend the Community from violent outside agitators who had begun to protest on the quad; the first video in my feed is cops in full gear arresting the chair of the philosophy department

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Sage's avatar Sage @gleaningsage.bsky.social
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The only "outside agitators" I have ever seen on a college campus were religious proselytizers, sometimes also with a graphic anti-abortion message.

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Roldy's avatar Roldy @alwaysroldy.bsky.social
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Maybe the outside agitators were the police?

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BoulderSizedBoulder ✡️🇺🇦's avatar BoulderSizedBoulder ✡️🇺🇦 @rocksizedrock.bsky.social
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As a philosophy major it makes sense they'd go after us we're underfed and always hangry

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Laurie's avatar Laurie @minnesotagirl.bsky.social
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Those philosophy profs are TOUGH!

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Warren Terra's avatar Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
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Traditionally I think the cops are supposed to give the chair of the philosophy department the options of being banned from campus or drinking hemlock.

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Gryftkin's avatar Gryftkin @gryftkin.bsky.social
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And now it's stuck in my head.... "philosophy... is a walk on a slippery rock..."

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Kevin Korb's avatar Kevin Korb @kbkorb.bsky.social
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Fair enough. Philosophizing is dangerous.

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Mike Billips's avatar Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social
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The “outside agitators” claim to be students from - gasp - DIFFERENT NEARBY SCHOOLS. You let them put up tents and next thing you know they’ll be sneaking into physics lectures without paying.

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Wasp Summer's avatar Wasp Summer @waspsummer.bsky.social
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They want applause? Donations? What?

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Bauer's avatar Bauer @bauerb.bsky.social
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STAY SAFE EVERYONE

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Nicky Beeps's avatar Nicky Beeps @nickbpss.bsky.social
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Oh did you go to the same school as me?

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Neuralink QA Lead's avatar Neuralink QA Lead @helios-daedalus.bsky.social
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Pretty sure most right-wingers think of philosophy profs in terms of a foreign body infecting the body politic, so this checks out.

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Adam L.'s avatar Adam L. @tsalmoth.bsky.social
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Oh hey, good to know I'm not the only Emory alum on here.

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TitaniumMan's avatar TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social
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Maybe philosophy exists outside the body?

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Dal's avatar Dal @dalstrus.bsky.social
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Talk about a hostile work environment

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Carnivore Crunch's avatar Carnivore Crunch @carnivorecrunch.bsky.social
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Cops exist to protect wealth. Remember that as you read about these events.

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Downpuppy's avatar Downpuppy @downpuppy.bsky.social
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She could have had a treatise in that bag!

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Infinite Perspective's avatar Infinite Perspective @infiniteview.bsky.social
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Openly brandishing a fully loaded mind, aggressively thinking at students and officers alike

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r's avatar r @recombobulating.bsky.social
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Dissent only ever comes from violent outside agitators. Never Good Normal People like us 🫠

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"Outside agitators" is100-year-old, bottled in bond bullshit, used against union organizers back in the early days of unions, and we used to hear it during the anti-Viet Nam War movement

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ramza saddiq's avatar ramza saddiq @heartgold.xyz
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Also a graduate of the Atlanta school?

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Absolutely classic! Gotta get the guy who knows your BS first! Next up, history chair.

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For a philosophy chair, is it a win to be arrested if it's for corrupting the youth? Does that make you the hardest ass at the Socrates panel?

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delfin's avatar delfin @thedelfinclutch.bsky.social
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"Kant, or Rand?" "Kant, of course." "GET IN THE GODDAMN TRUCK"

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Ea-nāṣir's avatar Ea-nāṣir @jedgarnaut.bsky.social
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I keep thinking about this phenomenon when I see people talking about outside agitators - as if they are all special and happy and any discontent has to come from elsewhere.

www.buzzfeednews.com/article/anne...

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Cookie_Monster's avatar Cookie_Monster @alistaircookie.bsky.social
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Me would make it clear they will never get a single donation ever again.

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Josephine Browne's avatar Josephine Browne @drejosephine.bsky.social
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Hard to get our heads around this from afar! Is it making any more sense there at all??

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🎸Paul🎹's avatar 🎸Paul🎹 @paul.bsky.social
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Why are we still giving money to these universities?

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Becca's Mullet's avatar Becca's Mullet @beccasmullet.bsky.social
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Jeebus!

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Moldy Warp's avatar Moldy Warp @moldywarp.bsky.social
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In the movie “The Graduate,” Norman Fell asks Dustin Hoffman if he’s an “outside agitator”

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DeadMethuselah's avatar DeadMethuselah @deadmethuselah.bsky.social
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PROPHET SONG by Paul Lynch

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DeadMethuselah's avatar DeadMethuselah @deadmethuselah.bsky.social
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Gaslighting. The protests must proceed.

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Wren (Lylith) - Painter's avatar Wren (Lylith) - Painter @lylwren.bsky.social
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ATL really likes to push the "out of town protestor" narrative. Because they said the SAME shit for the cop city protests.

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waingro v wade's avatar waingro v wade @slandereddead.bsky.social
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The ace of clubs I think

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Debi Cornwall's avatar Debi Cornwall @debicornwall.bsky.social
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Evergreen

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Paula Shaw St. James 🟦's avatar Paula Shaw St. James 🟦 @paula72.bsky.social
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Sorry to hear that

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Dante Alnigiri's avatar Dante Alnigiri @schw4b.bsky.social
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"Outside agitators" like they're warning Stoics in togas away with a broom. 'Go on, shoo! Shoo! Dang ol' Greeks, once they get a nest going they never really leave!'

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Richard Ford Burley, writer and editor's avatar Richard Ford Burley, writer and editor @arreffbee.bsky.social
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Outside agitators like the faculty 🙃

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Matt the Dad's avatar Matt the Dad @suboptimaldad.bsky.social
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so the violent outside agitators are obviously the cops... who did they call in to deal with them?

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Dr. Amuly (she/he)'s avatar Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social
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i mean tbf us philosophy professors are assholes; there's plenty of my own colleagues i'd arrest

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The Design Guy's avatar The Design Guy @jimmy2fonts.bsky.social
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This tracks.

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Kygosi's avatar Kygosi @kygosi.bsky.social
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Fuck yeah, philosophers

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Silverman on Security's avatar Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social
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Just got the same one. They managed to be able to bring Gorbachev in to do our commencement address, but they can't handle this. 🤦‍♂️

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Wudang96 💜🌻's avatar Wudang96 💜🌻 @wudang96.bsky.social
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"cops in full gear arresting the chair of the philosophy department" What year is it? Where are we?

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post malone ergo propter malone's avatar post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social
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the pen is mightier, so you gotta take that guy down fast

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Saul Shapiro's avatar Saul Shapiro @sauldk.bsky.social
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www.craigslist.org/about/best/s...

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War Hater's avatar War Hater @rainbowbody.bsky.social
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I have said for so long the entire plan is to make the last person give up trying. Today took more than a few players off of the board

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Michael Fuhlhage 's avatar Michael Fuhlhage @mjfuhlhage.bsky.social
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"Outside agitators" is the language of every racist mayor and sheriff in the South during the Civil Rights Movement.

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Jenny- Agent of The Girluminati's avatar Jenny- Agent of The Girluminati @jennymckinnon.bsky.social
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First they came for the abstract thinkers…

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Liza Brings's avatar Liza Brings @lizabelle.bsky.social
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Friend or Freud? I Kant say!

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Marius's avatar Marius @mariuslecter.bsky.social
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First they came for the philosophy professors…

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Big Worker's avatar Big Worker @bigworker.bsky.social
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Somebody call the cops on these cops

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Susan Ballinger 's avatar Susan Ballinger @peculiarsusan.bsky.social
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And then they asked for money, right?

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C.J. Raven's avatar C.J. Raven @raggededge.bsky.social
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The Chair of any Philosophy Dept is the Platonic Form of an outside agitator.

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Thomas Nguyen's avatar Thomas Nguyen @nuge.bsky.social
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The crazy thing is you could be talking about any of about 5 universities right now.

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Cakes's avatar Cakes @pattycakes.bsky.social
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Did they happen to say Antifa?

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Spirit Equality's avatar Spirit Equality @spiritequality.bsky.social
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Write them back to let them know you will be redirecting the alumni contribution you planned to donate, before they declared war on their students, to food aid in Gaza.

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Glen's avatar Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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He's just like Socrates!

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grahamsw's avatar grahamsw @grahamsw.bsky.social
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"Goddammit, not again,' said Socrates

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Jeremy Muchemi's avatar Jeremy Muchemi @hellyeahjeremy.bsky.social
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Hi guys! Do u mind sharing this bsky.app/profile/hell...

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Roy Huerto's avatar Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social
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Nice.

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contagonist's avatar contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social
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how Socratic

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a's avatar a @aacoek.bsky.social
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So cop language about calling the cops.

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Hannibal Tabu Dot Com (he/him/his)'s avatar Hannibal Tabu Dot Com (he/him/his) @hannibaltabu.bsky.social
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Woof.

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Otiz Ranchez's avatar Otiz Ranchez @otizranchez.bsky.social
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Listen, fella, they had no choice but to clear the quad. I'm always saying "If there's anybody trespassing, we gotta arrest everybody standing near them."

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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🏳️‍🌈's avatar 🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social
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I am from Louisiana. The phrase "violent outside agitators," all of this has a particular flavor.

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Julia S.'s avatar Julia S. @booktweeting.bsky.social
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drapetomania all over again

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Roseanne Byrne's avatar Roseanne Byrne @roseannebyrne.bsky.social
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Yep. Violent outsiders - the police.

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Stephanie 🎀's avatar Stephanie 🎀 @beamsandbows.bsky.social
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Authoritarian fascist sh🤬t all the way.

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's avatar @changeitlater.bsky.social
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But can they count on your donation this year?

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A cat named Velcro's avatar A cat named Velcro @velcrocat.bsky.social
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Same Alma mater with the worse email to alums I can imagine. And I studied Philosophy there…

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Tarn O's avatar Tarn O @tarnado.bsky.social
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"We have a zero tolerance policy for Sophistry, scum!"

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