Tiffany (parentheses overuser)

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+1 for The San Antonio Express News lmao

Dec 01, 2023 at 01:40 UTC

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Juice Jones @rocksteady757.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:52 UTC

The San Antonio Express with extra sass

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Doug Rutherford @dougrutherford.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 05:31 UTC

I don’t know who the editor is but I am assigning extra marks for this.

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Eco Knuckles @noisefactor.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 03:17 UTC

He also prefers to be called “senator” rather than “hypocrite”, though he has given ppl many reasons to use the latter.

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NSFWPhotoLab @photolab.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

I agree, The San Antonio Express News is a great source for news and information. Their coverage is always thorough and reliable. Keep up the good work!

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺 @joeaconite.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:20 UTC

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Balmer Nick @balmernick.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 11:12 UTC

I thought this was an Onion post.

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Skyletons @hollycadebarker.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 01:46 UTC

That’s primo snark

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GoJohnEGo @gojohnego.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 14:29 UTC

nobody likes that man. How does he keep getting back in?

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Fabian Volksvertreter Weiss @volksvertreter.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 06:16 UTC

Bring the airhorns

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BeeCroney @janjt.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 06:00 UTC

Time to start calling him Rafael so he can cringe over his Latino heritage.

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Tina Belmont @tinabelmont.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 02, 2023 at 02:29 UTC

Way to try to distract people from his Hispanic heritage, so that the racists will still vote for him. Racists don't realize Cruz is a hispanic name because dumb, I guess. How very hypocritical of him. But do we ever expect any better from Republicans? It's disappointing that he does this.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 14:46 UTC

This is the reason why I have trust issues with “TED” talk.

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arcadus (they/them) 🇵🇸 @imdmingyour.mom
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:35 UTC

Nothing says small government and individual freedom like a bill to limit how people identify themselves.

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•°○Ⓩⓔⓡⓐⓗ○•° @zerah.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:55 UTC

Actually proud of our paper for this one

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ScaryTwink™ 🔜gpn,EF @spottyserval.furry.energy
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 08:43 UTC

He got ratio

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Boomer NV @bobmoorenv.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 01:48 UTC

Wonder if GOP presidential candidate Nimarata Nikki Haley has an opinion.

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Alex @halecks.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 13:13 UTC

#idonotlikethatmantedcruz

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Uniongrl ☮️ 🌍🎵🌻🦋 @uniongrl.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 05:04 UTC

Priceless. I do call him Rafael on 🐦 when I respond to his hypocrisy and Idiocracy.

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Jarda @jarda.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 14:13 UTC

I see Rafael Cruz works again tirelessly on solving America's most burning problems.

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Pam Kumpel @pkumpel.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 03:01 UTC

Winner

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AF Mustang @usafmustang.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 18:37 UTC

He should be spending his time doing his job (e.g. budget, government authorizations, Ukraine/Israel funding, etc.) Instead of this crap.

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Ed @yirdaki.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

There can be no limits to Ted's preferred pronouns—at least the ones I prefer to use for him. But then, as I think about it, they aren't really so much pronouns as they are insults so obvious that they write themselves.

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@thetrey.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 12:12 UTC

He’s such a shit bag 🤣

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BenCisco @bencisco.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:04 UTC

Flawless victory

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Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 01:50 UTC

You love to see it

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Dawood Shah @dawoodshah.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 08, 2024 at 08:59 UTC

You can't make this up

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Mad May!!! Crazy bitch... I mean witch @madmay.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 10:08 UTC

I still say Ted's a twat waffle....

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Mad May!!! Crazy bitch... I mean witch @madmay.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 04:46 UTC

He's still a twat waffle....

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Mx. M. of Joli Bord @m-ch.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 10:52 UTC

I do not like this man Raf Cruz.

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Eryn @erync.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:14 UTC

He’s also not using his pronoun assigned at birth: “degenerate scumbag.”

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Cassie E. Brown @ozarkmisfit.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 13:52 UTC

Heehee

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Luna @lunalore.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:53 UTC

Hahahahahahaha

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Jeff Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:41 UTC

This is pure art. :)

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That Guy @english71.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 12:36 UTC

I wish every reporter, presenter and anyone else started calling him Rafael. Same as calling Nikki, Nimrata.

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Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 01:52 UTC

I always call him Rafael in replies to his stupid Tweets that he is wont to make all of the time.

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J Marotta @jmarotta.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 13:27 UTC

There are a few people at work whose middle names I’m trying to memorize. When they start being idiots about pronouns, I will insist on calling them by their full names only (yes, the whole thing; yes every time). I love malicious compliance.

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Diceporn @diceporn.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 15:22 UTC

Oooh sick burn on Teddy C! Lolol

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Leono @leoro.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 10:18 UTC

One joke.

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Goth Baby Spice 🎀 @thelovelymrfred.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 07:26 UTC

The entity formerly known as Ted and now known as ___

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TheSoundOfChildrenScreamingHasBeenRemoved @malikdama.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 03:42 UTC

is he trying to outlaw what we call Turd Cruz?

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Porno Dealing Sex Monster @hiphopoptamus.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 05:13 UTC

These people are so fucking god damn weird about names. I really don't understand it.

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feral streep @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 04:31 UTC

the San Antonio Cunt Express News went for the jugular

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Jak @jaksays.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 01:53 UTC

A perfect headline

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Buckscience @buckscience.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 01:51 UTC

Delicious.

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Ruth Nineke @ruthnineke.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 07:19 UTC

That motherfucker! And YES! I only ever refer to him as Rafael bc why you hiding your heritage bb?

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Fabulous Abomination @fababomination.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:29 UTC

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Glenn Forrest @gn4rest.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 03:05 UTC

I remember when he introduced legislation to criminalize masturbation. No shit, he really did.

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Kenneth Brandt @kennethbrandt.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:40 UTC

Sideshow Bob laughs at how many rakes this dude steps on.

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Drisnil @drisnil.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

Really? The government telling what you can and can’t call yourself? And they blame others group for almost the same thing… who them the pugs off the chain?

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Jim Ferguson @jimferguson.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 01:46 UTC

They would.

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Ricky Pann @rickypann.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

Is this where I post this? Replace "Americans" for "Republicans"

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Pedro🦋 @petsi.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 04:45 UTC

😁👍

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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:49 UTC

puro

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Matcha 🇵🇸 @matchateaowo.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 05:52 UTC

ACAB (Assigned Canadian At Birth)

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Buffphilly @pensivepelican.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 05:19 UTC

I’ll bet Nimarata Randhawa wants to get in on that.

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elle mundy @exch.gr
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 13:58 UTC

tedward

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@jepsonrollin.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 11:20 UTC

I prefer to refer to this person as used moldy tampon.

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Rick Healey, man out of thyme @twotothefifth.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:16 UTC

San Antonio Express don't miss.

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Patricia @theshrk22.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

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Craig M. Ranapia @craigmranapia.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:02 UTC

Absolutely - the extra credit irony is, if I recall Senate rules correctly, any Senator who made a point of addressing Cruz as "Rafael" on the floor or in committees could get in quite serious trouble for such a serious breech of decorum.

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andralyn doesn't live here anymore @andralyn.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 04:19 UTC

The Republicans will of course be changing policy they've followed for over a century & will now refer to Republican Presidents by their REAL names: Hiram Grant John Coolidge David Eisenhower and of course most recently US President Leslie Lynch King Jr. (GOP) (None of this "Gerald Ford" nonsense.)

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🕯 @amuleto.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:42 UTC

The Express can be kind of wack sometimes but right now they saw the opportunity and took the initiative, and for that, I respect them

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Becca's Mullet @beccasmullet.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 03:45 UTC

Also tremendous shade right here!

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KHW @krysiaw.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 04:16 UTC

Bravo! 🏆

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Phoenix Rises 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @synphoenix.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 05:18 UTC

This is gold.

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Dana W @danatheinsane.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 03:00 UTC

And people wonder why I carry a copy of my birth certificate and my passport with me now.

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:32 UTC

nice

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@cgg35.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 07:22 UTC

Did he do it from Cancun?

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Jennifer R. Povey @ninjafingers.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 03:00 UTC

Honestly, I was just thinking we should all start calling him Rafael until he knocks it off.

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Ken Raining @kenraining.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 01:46 UTC

Lol that is fantastic.

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Lady Thorne @lady-thorne-kc.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

Stupid. It's bs like this that they spend their time on while the world is on fire. Insulting. We fire people like this in the real world. Fire he/him!

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LillianOrlando @lillianorlando.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:53 UTC

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Chuck Taggart, Private Eye @sazeracla.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 06:03 UTC

The First Amendment says, “This would violate me.”

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Reckless eieio @eieioreckless.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

This has suspicious Citizen Trump fingerprints all over it. Notable that Rafael ties this directly to funds but dismisses things like treating people w/respect.

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Ashford @ashokhotnik.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:02 UTC

Nice one!

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Joe Arrow @joearrow1.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 12:45 UTC

Everything that he finds annoying will be made illegal.

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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:41 UTC

Oh no, he suddenly soiled himself

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Anoosh 🇦🇲🏳️‍🌈🇵🇭🏳️‍⚧️ @anoosh100.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 04:07 UTC

His dad called him “Felito” and didn’t like it when he started going by Ted. (True and documented.) WHERE’S THE PARENT RIGHTS FOR FELITO’S DAD?

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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:31 UTC

Limited government

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@marydupre.bsky.social @marydupre.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 07:17 UTC

This week is on 🔥.The Republicans and Israel have really riled up “Ghostbusters .”☄️

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Lisa D. T. Rice #MaskUp @lisadtrice.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 20:04 UTC

Seriously just LOL'd ... for real, for real. OMG!!!

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Hangry Man @hangryman.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 04:00 UTC

+1 to you for sharing this.

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binaryhermit 🏳️‍⚧️ @binaryhermit.org
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:26 UTC

It gets better, the bill was introduced in the House by Rep. William Andrew Ogles IV, who goes by the preferred name Andy

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binaryhermit 🏳️‍⚧️ @binaryhermit.org
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 01:58 UTC

Here's the question, what exactly does this bill say, and why do I get the feeling it's incredibly unconstitutional?

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Thallermo @thallermo.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 05:49 UTC

First things first

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Elliot Ghoul @elliotghoul.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 01:59 UTC

Baller

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Summermellon @rothermellon.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 12:45 UTC

The very idea that something like this should be regulated by the US. government is Batshyte Banana Town and should be viewed and discussed as only such.

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Thrythlind (He/Him/They) @thrythlind.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 06:28 UTC

My sister is an editor on that paper.

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cait @cait.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:11 UTC

SA TOWN BABEY!!!!

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Pyrholidon Enthusiast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @pyrholidon.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:09 UTC

Self awareness has never been Rafael's strong suit.

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SurgeCheeGamer @surgegamerlion.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 02, 2023 at 20:48 UTC

Oh so we can call him Zodiac then

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Sarah Tuttle @niais.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 01:47 UTC

God, everyone is on fire this week, and I am loving it.

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David Worthington @daveworthington.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

So, we don’t have to refer to the Canadian as him/he?

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@kunzg81.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 12:52 UTC

Tell Rafael to shut the duck up.

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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 10:06 UTC

Make Ted be Raphael, again… he needs to quit pretending to be someone he’s not. Fair is fair.

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tillie @completepancake.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 07:10 UTC

aw yeah proud of my hometown paper!!

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O b i n n a ♤♡ @obipay.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 07:41 UTC

Ok until they start turning against him...let's wait

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Suzanne Garwood @ramseyfay.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:07 UTC

Safeguarding Honest Speech Act

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Chris🪷 @chrisncakes.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 23:27 UTC

LmFao

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:26 UTC

His preferred adjective, gaping asshole, is still fair play.

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Big Texas @tascosa.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 06:02 UTC

He is so busy writing books and Podcasting he has no time do his actual job..oh wait, duh

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Florida Man, PhD @casusscribere.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:05 UTC

The silver linings of living in TX include the bounteous opportunities to hone one's snark to the highest level.

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jaam @imgonnajuum.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 01, 2023 at 02:16 UTC

Freedom of speech is when you're not allowed to have a nickname

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Órion @gengiskhan.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

Rascal

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🥩Buck🥩 @d1rtn4p.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 02, 2023 at 20:52 UTC

Conservatives would pass a bill banning all pronoun usage in schools/the work place if it meant they could make a trans person a little bit more miserable.

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