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Tiwaz Tyrsfist

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Stay at home dad, classically trained and experience professional chef, just a little guy.


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Rory Blank (on vacation)'s avatar Rory Blank (on vacation) @roryblank.bsky.social
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spy vs spy redux (2023)

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Ninji's avatar Ninji @ninji.dog
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Tesco have updated their meal deal selection but this shop has stock of both versions which I find rather funny I guess it’s not fresh any more :(

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Big_Bull_47's avatar Big_Bull_47 @bigbull47.bsky.social
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Daily reminder that masking is an act of resistance

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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LMAO, it turns out "X" actually does have a manipulated media policy, which I have only ever seen applied to me.

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Tiwaz Tyrsfist's avatar Tiwaz Tyrsfist @tiwaztyrsfist.bsky.social
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I mean, Trump wants to ban all trans care and in the long run put us in the gas chamber and burn our corpses, and with only two candidates with a chance to win, well...

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it

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Kory Bing🐾ANTHROCON N02's avatar Kory Bing🐾ANTHROCON N02 @korybing.bsky.social
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Like how many times do we gotta prove it works before the assholes in charge go “okay FINE”

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Kory Bing🐾ANTHROCON N02's avatar Kory Bing🐾ANTHROCON N02 @korybing.bsky.social
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These “we did a trial run of UBI and all the statistics show that it really helped in every way, now the trial is over and we’ll do nothing with that info” tests are really starting to feel like those Flat Earthers proving the earth is a globe with science and then ignoring their own findings videos

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lyndsay's avatar lyndsay @magpie.tips
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That's one way to disarm the police

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Becky & Frank's avatar Becky & Frank @beckyandfrank.com
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Saw a Microsoft AI commercial where someone types in "Help us write a rap for our best friend's wedding speech". Imagine not caring enough to write something for your best friend. Also if someone did some Lin Manuel Miranda-ass rap at my wedding I would exile them to the battle royale island.

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Carol Fenton's avatar Carol Fenton @cfpdx.bsky.social
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BNSF Railway must pay nearly $400 million to a Native American tribe in Washington state, a federal judge ordered Monday after finding that the company intentionally trespassed when it repeatedly ran 100-car trains carrying crude oil across the tribe’s reservation. apnews.com/article/swin...

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There is a brilliant "lost" verse for "This land is your land" by Woody Guthrie that I loved so much that I created a comic from it as a tribute. It's really sad how few people know about it, I felt like it needed some love.

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Goran's avatar Goran @gorangligovic.bsky.social
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Thor's helmet should emote like Asterix's, my only deeply held superhero opinion

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Howard Tayler's avatar Howard Tayler @howardtayler.bsky.social
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Saw this for the first time today. Seems legit.

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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Pay us money for the privilege of becoming a walking advertisement for The Onion. bit.ly/4e6VDgH

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Rebecca Brückmann's avatar Rebecca Brückmann @historleans.bsky.social
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Let me just say this, as a historian, a woman of color, and a person who grew up in Germany: the idea that fascists will soften their politics once they're in office and that democratic institutions have some kind of inherent magical strength is false and dangerous.
www.nytimes.com/2024/05/30/o...

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Aaron Huertas's avatar Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social
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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent

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Patrick Sponaugle (Sponaugle Prime)'s avatar Patrick Sponaugle (Sponaugle Prime) @patman.bsky.social
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I'm reminded that Marines secure a building by attacking it, soldiers secure a building by guarding it, the Air Force secures a building by turning off the lights and locking the doors, and the Navy secures a building by signing a long-term lease.

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Kyle Marquis's avatar Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social
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People sometimes ask me what you need to know to write a fantasy novel, and it's this. It's just this. You can print it out.

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Tom Heintjes 's avatar Tom Heintjes @hogansalley.bsky.social
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Your periodic reminder that kerning matters.

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muad’dweeb's avatar muad’dweeb @richored.bsky.social
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if a band gets too tired to finish recording an album, they'll just put out a shorter record. this is called an 'eepy'

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Oisín McGann's avatar Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social
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Don’t know who made this, but I feel attacked.

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Zach Weinersmith's avatar Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social
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Ælfric of Eynsham (c. 955 – c. 1010) would appreciate if you don't do a shitty job copying his Lives of the Saints.

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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo's avatar Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social
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Don Rosa speaking directly through Donald Duck here

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pseudonym jones's avatar pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social
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(tears streaming down my face) how’s the sequel coming guys

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pseudonym jones's avatar pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social
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You win, ZA/UM, I’m going to play Disco Elysium on the switch because I want to play it again and I want to have it with me everywhere (camera slowly zooms out to reveal I’m talking to a skeleton with fake mutton chops glued on, sat up in a rocking chair)

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Tom Gauld 's avatar Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
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good morning to the west coast of the US! we’ve got a problem again! it’s KOSA again! tap through the thread for most anything you’d need to be heard—email/call scripts & links for context, if you don’t know what KOSA is or why it sucks. please call, email, anything. KOSA would be a disaster.

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David Hood's avatar David Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

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Pookleblinky's avatar Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
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Rikers has an average daily intake of about 5,500 people, the average inmate is held for over 125 days. None are convicted yet, all are technically still presumed innocent. Not *one* of them is given the same grace as this sack of shit. That's not the system failing, that's it working as intended

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Mike Ensminger Fan Account's avatar Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social
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Quite the five-justice (of seven) concurrence in today's California Supreme Court opinion about whether police had reasonable suspicion to detain an individual who refused to interact with police (as was his constitutional right).

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rahaeli 's avatar rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
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Internet! You know what to do!

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Uncle Duke's avatar Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start

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Tiwaz Tyrsfist's avatar Tiwaz Tyrsfist @tiwaztyrsfist.bsky.social
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That might actually be worse than getting your sex ed from mpreg yaoi fanfic.

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maura quint's avatar maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social
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seems really cool that as a Jew I am now an anti-semite if a white nationalist christian fundamentalist says I am

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Existential Comics's avatar Existential Comics @existentialcomics.bsky.social
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What's cool about looking back at the history of college protests is that 19 year old students have been right about every single American war, and the esteemed Harvard educated opinion writers at the New York Times have been wrong about every single American war.

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Standplaats Krakow 's avatar Standplaats Krakow @standplaatskrk.pl
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HAPPY MAY DAY!

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Ninji's avatar Ninji @ninji.dog
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ah, i’m glad to hear that Nathan For You is back at it again

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Andy Craig's avatar Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social
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You, normal American: Wow, this is a worse dog scandal than Mitt Romney's. Me, an Arkansan: Wow, this is almost as bad as when Mike Huckabee's son killed a dog at a Boy Scout camp and then he fired the state police chief for refusing to tell the district attorney not to investigate it.

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Tiwaz Tyrsfist's avatar Tiwaz Tyrsfist @tiwaztyrsfist.bsky.social
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These were the same teachers that got upset when I explained the dirty jokes in Shakespeare to the rest of the class.

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Tiwaz Tyrsfist's avatar Tiwaz Tyrsfist @tiwaztyrsfist.bsky.social
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I know that for a lot of my Lit/Reading teachers, one of their criteria was "Is it well written?" except what they meant was "Is every sentence grammatically correct, and does it avoid using passive voice?" Some of the worst, most boring, PAINFUL reads ever...

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Tiwaz Tyrsfist's avatar Tiwaz Tyrsfist @tiwaztyrsfist.bsky.social
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I know at some point a Judge ruled that AI generated work couldn't be copywrited or trademarked, because it wasn't actually made by a person. I don't know if that held up, but if we could get that ruling at a high enough level that'd help.

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