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Release the bats


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Mike's avatar Mike @reanimike.bsky.social
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The hardest any Marvel comic has ever gone: Micronauts 10

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beloved character on brand new adventure's avatar beloved character on brand new adventure @guntoucher.bsky.social
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MICHAEL MANN PROTAGONIST: i wish we could be friends, but im a criminal MICHAEL MANN PROTAGONIST 2: i also wish that, maybe even kiss, but im a cop MICHAEL MANN PROTAGONIST 3: sorry to interrupt but i just killed 12 innocent bystanders. im trapped by my relationship to status by the way

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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It will be very funny if this counter never gets higher than six and they just have to leave it up there

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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“There were no restrictions on ammunition,” Green told +972 and Local Call. “People were shooting just to relieve the boredom.”

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈's avatar Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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LMFAO = Languishing, My Future Already Over

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lanyardigan's avatar lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
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This Zoom could have been a remote psychic attack

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Colson Whitehead's avatar Colson Whitehead @colson.bsky.social
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glad you found it worthwhile!

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Colson Whitehead's avatar Colson Whitehead @colson.bsky.social
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Thanks, friend! Also - thanks for inspiring me to pick up the collected American Flagg. It was such a thrill waiting for each issue to come out back in the day. Glad to revisit!

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buttstuff werewolf's avatar buttstuff werewolf @mattfraction.bsky.social
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"[LA] was like an antonioni film. the first time you see it, it sucks, and then you see it a second time and it's incredible. it was like that, except the second time it still sucks." -- the amazing @colson.bsky.social from the amazing CROOK MANIFESTO

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more mr. nice guy 's avatar more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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there must be some way to watch the The Ring tape without all that hassle. mirrors maybe. polarized lenses. computer. this awful girl has been in that well for ages, i gotta have a leg up here tech wise

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Don Moynihan's avatar Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social
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Lmao they just changed the title of the piece from “Why I don’t vote” to “Why I won’t vote” rather than tell readers that the guy actually does vote

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Chris Petkus's avatar Chris Petkus @carolinesays.bsky.social
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“American Flag, 1977,” by Robert Mappelthorpe.

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Andrew Otis Weiss's avatar Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social
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The fur caveman vest of the late 1960s fascinates me because it became the mainstream media's go-to symbol of hippiedom -- right down to Sonny Bono sporting one to fake countercultural cred -- and yet it was nowhere to be seen on actual hippies.

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Jeramy Neugin 's avatar Jeramy Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social
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Hillary headlines in 2015. Don't let the media fool you again. Image Courtesy of angry_staffer.

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kim's avatar kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social
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the stars on the american flag represent the number of movies Samuel L Jackson did in 2004

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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seems newsworthy, can’t wait to hear about it showing up in paragraph 47 of another piece about how biden is old

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Kashana's avatar Kashana @kashana.bsky.social
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Pouring one out for all the Idaho kids who won’t get to go to the library because their parents will get nervous about singing an affidavit.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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This isn’t “hypocrisy,” he was lying about what he believes so they would confirm him

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Spencer Ackerman's avatar Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social
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The president can legally order the Purge

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Melinda Magpie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸💍's avatar Melinda Magpie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸💍 @melindamagpie.bsky.social
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“Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in the ancient Greek republics: freedom for the slave-owners.” ― V.I. Lenin, The State and Revolution

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Lydia Polgreen's avatar Lydia Polgreen @polgreen.bsky.social
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The thing I can't stop thinking about is this: I'm 48, and in my adult lifetime there has been one Republican who won the popular vote. But I will probably spend the rest of my life under the authority of a Supreme Court dominated by hard right conservatives. How is that democracy?

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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Regretting canceling my subscription to the New York Times on a morning when they’re bringing me an oped from Bill Maher AND an interview with Steve Bannon. What a tantalizing feast for the mind, sadly beyond my reach now

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Benjamin Dreyer's avatar Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.bsky.social
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I was perhaps lukewarm about Pres. Humphrey's second term, but the first was absolutely solid.

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Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve's avatar Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve @itsphetz.bsky.social
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In a zombie apocalypse I scenario I volunteer to be the guy spraypainting shit like "THE DEAD WALK" and "THE GOVERNMENT ABANDONED US" and "AIM FOR THE HEAD" everywhere

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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Dave Hutchinson's avatar Dave Hutchinson @hutchinsondave.bsky.social
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I’m not sure there’s anything you can say about a society that wants to protect kids from Anne Frank’s Diary but won’t protect them from guns.

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Maggie Astor's avatar Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social
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Look, I'm not a highly paid consultant so I could be wrong, but I think that probably I am not the only person who has left the store dozens of times without the product I intended to buy because it was locked up and no one responded when I pressed the button

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Microplastics Sommelier's avatar Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social
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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

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H. P. Minecraft's avatar H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social
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followed an account on Twitter really similar to this and I missed em. good to see there's someone doing roughly the same thing

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Benjamin Dreyer's avatar Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.bsky.social
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One thing among many I like about this sentence is that it's perfectly competent and in no way memorable. If you didn't know what story it came from, I doubt you'd be able to pick it out of a lineup.

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Swapna Krishna's avatar Swapna Krishna @swapnakrishna.com
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This sounds like my 5 year old arguing about why he should get to pick out more than one toy at Target

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georgia-lux's avatar georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social
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big story out of Summer Games Show this year seems to be the Game Chunk, a small glowing fragment of meteoric metal that puts players in a "Fun Fugue" for hours or days at a time

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This scandal inspired @colson.bsky.social's Pulitzer-winner The Nickel Boys.

Florida to Pay Millions to Victims of Abuses at Notorious Reform School

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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“Israeli army forces strapped a wounded Palestinian man to the hood of a military Jeep during an arrest raid in the occupied West Bank city of Jenin on Saturday. A video showed a Palestinian resident of Jenin, Mujahed Azmi, on the Jeep that passes two ambulances.”

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BayBayFriend's avatar BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social
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hiking down the trail, with her magnesium, sipping on her thing, my magnesium girl 🎶

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hilzoy's avatar hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social
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The child and her family are Palestinian. She is, again, THREE.

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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heard u were talkin shit

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Moby Dick's avatar Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social
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a black night in an open boat, when almost despairing of reaching any hospitable shore

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 Coach Jerry (referee 🟥) 's avatar Coach Jerry (referee 🟥) @gopher33j.bsky.social
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Watch Reggie Jackson speak absolute unfiltered truth tonight - I watched it twice. He isn't romanticizing shit - just jaw dropping.

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