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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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Thank you, Ku ☺️
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Raquel Squelch@raquelsquelch.bsky.social |
376 followers 288 following 307 posts
a sort of rhyme & a sucking sound
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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Thank you, Ku ☺️
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turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
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wednesday vibe fr
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turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
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the irrational fear that a giant shark is about to attack me in the swimming pool
3 replies 2 reposts 18 likes
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turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
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forget sex come sing harmonies with me
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Saeg Flowers
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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knife in my teeth climbing up the troposphere to the heart of the stormcloud
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
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Which one of you fuckers taped over my vhs copy of the “Who’s the Boss?” series finale?
2 replies 15 reposts 33 likes
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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I'll be your stunt double if you'll do mine
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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We are gonna fall down a lot I can tell
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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This is the level of enthusiasm I function best with for approx 2 min then we lay down
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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Big explosions of art crawl? Count me in
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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😜 let's gtfo of here
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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I've written my story into a corner before, can't solve me but maybe I can Jackson Pollack you out of there
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Not everyone can be a silly goose. Someone has to be the grim gander
2 replies 36 reposts 92 likes
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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I saw a MEN WORKING sign but noticed there were also women working so I pulled over and burned the sign down and yet zero women clapped for my allyship smh
3 replies 18 reposts 76 likes
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Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
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The coffee guy at the festival said that Scots are the most fucked up people he's ever encountered. This is the highest level of national pride I get to experience
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Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
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One day i'm gonna have too many naps and my ear's just gonna flatten round my head
2 replies 18 reposts 46 likes
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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🩷
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Stalled Traffic
@stalledtraffic.bsky.social
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Just waiting for the Back to the Future remake starring Timothée Chalamet as Marty, Joe Biden as Doc, and a Cybertruck that can’t make it to 88 mph.
0 replies 8 reposts 20 likes
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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sometimes i’m a dumbass, sometimes i’m a smartass, sometimes i’m a mediumass
2 replies 4 reposts 10 likes
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mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
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My sexual orientation is being mildly annoyed by your constant eager horniness
1 replies 20 reposts 68 likes
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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The only dueling I’ll consider is pistols at dawn. *𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦*
3 replies 30 reposts 52 likes
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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Sure you can sort your laundry by color, OR you can add 1/2 cup of cocoa powder to every rinse cycle.
2 replies 20 reposts 59 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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All dishes are disposable if you’re depressed enough.
9 replies 71 reposts 271 likes
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Cypher @ Home till WorldCon Glasgow
@cypheroftyr.bsky.social
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I want a word, in a back alley with whoever designed the uterus.
3 replies 5 reposts 78 likes
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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[getting pulled over] Cop: lemme see your drafts folder Me: I don’t use a drafts folder Cop: holy fucking shit you’re free to go
3 replies 40 reposts 122 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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heatwave needs to calm tf down
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Xavier
@xinicit.bsky.social
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Most “cooling towels” are basically useless in a humid environment except for the fact that they make really good sweat bands.
1 replies 10 reposts 21 likes
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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Guy: Oh, so you're into rock? What kind? Me: Metamorphic? Guy: Gneiss.
6 replies 16 reposts 99 likes
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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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We lie quietly in the dark, glowing boxes in hand, scared and lonely yet entertained
0 replies 12 reposts 55 likes
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Ƙappa
@dopeshow.bsky.social
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Littlest Hobo S42E18: Hobo uncovers a sinister plot at a local blood donor clinic led by a coven of vampires
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Might just fuck around and admit Carl Jung and I are out on the ocean. He pokes me in the side, says, “They all feel the notion.”
0 replies 18 reposts 33 likes
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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😂🤣😭
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Your Honor, pls
@mrmambo.bsky.social
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Don't squelch my mellow, Raquel, don't quell my yippie, Squelchie
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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yes, make it cheesy and messy
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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🥰 I would like a sandwich I am awfully fond of snacks as well
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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find something you'd loathe on today's news menu how about anxiety with a side of dread and is that all or are you interested in specials we've got (see market price) crushing despair it pairs well with nights scared awake did you save room let's box it up you can take it to go
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠
@petestaiano.com
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Imagine starting a task
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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my recipe for success is finishing 0.05% of a task and then moving on to do the same for another task, all day, until it takes 2 months to complete any questions?
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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Thanks even if you're lying
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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🤝
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Raquel Squelch
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
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*skeet fml
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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Thank you for calling me a valuable resource boss I was afraid you’d started seeing me as a person
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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High above our heads in this KFC parking lot pigeons catch thermals and soar like eagles
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I keep facing the same problems but that won’t stop me from repeating the same mistakes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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No one’s allowed to be sad but the people that I hate
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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kinda felt trapped in this round with you
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geoff goatman (worm balls)
@geoffgoatman.bsky.social
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the geometric triangle formed by my three nipples is the hot spot for a variety of supernatural and anomalous phenomenon
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Jamestopher
@tarnation.bsky.social
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Insane to me that no one has combined artisan sausage cookery and balloon animal art into one cohesive business.
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Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat
@kittensinacoat.bsky.social
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who sittin on they pedestal in an awkward position, pondering
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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[Eminem's rap battle opponent] nice vomit on your sweater, did your mom make it for you?
5 replies 37 reposts 150 likes