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tjMagrittle

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Lovable idiot with expertise in drywall, renovations and post-exertional malaise


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Razor's avatar Razor @sugarazor.bsky.social
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IT'S A LITERAL HEEL TURN 🤼‍♂️

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Mone phoning in her storylines when the rest of the women's division is like THAT 🤼

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Johnny Cloverleaf's avatar Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social
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AAA games are so insane to me because they desperately want to be validated by every other artform but every other artform isn't adding a ninja turtles battle pass to van gogh's starry night

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Nick Brumfield's avatar Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social
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I can't believe we're at the point where "invent fusion" seems more realistic to some people than "maybe this computer program isn't magic"

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Confirmed Professional Agitator's avatar Confirmed Professional Agitator @mumbly-joe.bsky.social
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If our Constitution was worth the paper it was written on this would be plainly illegal

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rubot 🇵🇸's avatar rubot 🇵🇸 @rubot.bsky.social
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someone in my work has their out of office saying "in order to ensure that i do not check my emails while on leave they have been set to delete immediately" that's how you fucking do it.

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Jorge Caballero's avatar Jorge Caballero @datadrivenmd.social
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Project 2025, page 592: make it harder for employees to be paid at overtime rates by allowing employers to average the number of hours worked over 2-4 weeks

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Julia S.'s avatar Julia S. @booktweeting.bsky.social
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look, the answer to “crops will rot in the fields” after mass deportation is “chain gangs from for-profit prisons” they’re just not showing that card right now

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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)'s avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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Relatedly, please remember that a federal appeals court recently ruled that cops can compell you to use biometrics to unlock your phone. Passwords, pins, or patterns, people.

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Jarrod Baker's avatar Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social
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imagine how much great art could have been created if we took a fraction of the money spent on getting computers to make shitty art and gave it to actual artists

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Ryan Nanni's avatar Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
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the dunk contest and home run derby can both be fixed in the same way: put every active player in the stadium and select the participants without warning like the start of a price is right episode

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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I really cannot overstate how much it would be fucking amazeballs for the US to be fighting about positive visions for the future and on policy, and how much it fucking sucks that this year is our third cycle in a row where instead we're running a national referendum titled "sooooooo fascism?"

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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(tl;dr when they talk about judeo-christian values they somehow always mean "being gay or trans is illegal now, and all the president's wars are holy wars" and definitely will not ever mean "no NFL games on Sunday")

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Arlan Hellison (famous)'s avatar Arlan Hellison (famous) @thehell.zone
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS GREY GARDENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EDITH “LITTLE EDIE” BOUVIER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. SHOUTING LOUD WHEN I BICKER WITH MY MOTHER OR

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Unofficial AP News (World) Bot's avatar Unofficial AP News (World) Bot @apnews-world-rss.bsky.social
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Brazil's police say Bolsonaro embezzled $1.2 million in undeclared jewelry from Saudi Arabia

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EC Hamilton (Siobhan O'Leary)'s avatar EC Hamilton (Siobhan O'Leary) @siobhanftb.bsky.social
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we're burning down the amazon for this

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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one of the biggest reasons i fell in love with my husband and why i am still just as much in love is that he has never once made me feel stupid for not knowing something, or not having heard of something, or not having seen a movie or whatever. not once

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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several have said they want to "undo the new deal" which is sort of along the same lines. I think folks underestimate the ambition of P2025 or how severely or rapidly it intends to change (in very, very negative ways), the relationship between US citizens and the government

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mojira's avatar mojira @hecksmaniac.bsky.social
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Kenny Omega probably the most buff theatre kid I ever seen

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Robert Black's avatar Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social
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Guys you wanna... you wanna read that one back again a couple of times?

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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Newsletter: Goldman Sachs has called BS on Generative AI, and I believe that it's time that everybody follows suit - generative AI is unreliable, unsustainable, requires an entire rebuild of America's power grid, and is most decidedly not the future.
www.wheresyoured.at/pop-culture/

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Ryan J. Reilly's avatar Ryan J. Reilly @ryanjreilly.bsky.social
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The only man known to have participated in both the newsman fight in Anchorman (2004) and the U.S. Capitol attack (2021) has formally pleaded guilty in connection with the latter. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

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Melanie D’Arrigo's avatar Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social
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If you steal $1000, you can be sent to prison. When health insurance companies steal $50,000,000,000, they get tax breaks, subsidies and government contracts, while the people they steal from die or go into debt. But keep blaming immigrants and poor people for rising crime.

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evacide's avatar evacide @evacide.bsky.social
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This is your regular reminder that scams are now the background noise of our lives. They will take a million shots at you and threat actors only need you to let your guard down once.

www.itbrew.com/stories/2024...

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BombayK's avatar BombayK @outerbororoyal.bsky.social
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This was always true. This has always been true for every marginalized community in every single only these “advanced democracies.” Welcome to the world your privilege has shielded you from. This is life outside the cave.

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Paris Marx's avatar Paris Marx @parismarx.bsky.social
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Google’s emissions are up 48% in 5 years. Microsoft’s are up 30% since 2020. Those soaring figures are being driven by mass investments in data centers to power AI tools. Generative AI is a climate disaster and data center expansion must be stopped.

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Villein's avatar Villein @villein.bsky.social
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theodore from chipmunks has been admitted to cedars-sinai medical center and is reportedly in critical condition

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Well this is grim

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Hypervisible 's avatar Hypervisible @hypervisible.bsky.social
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“In a blog post last week, Microsoft Azure CTO Mark Russinovich acknowledged the existence of a new jailbreaking technique that causes ‘the system to violate its operators’ policies, make decisions unduly influenced by a user, or execute malicious instructions.’”

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Sara Manns's avatar Sara Manns @whatsarasaid.bsky.social
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If you want polls that predict a Trump loss-if that is your condition for accepting that Biden is the nominee for good reasons like he is doing a great job running the country after beating Trump: You can’t have it. Polling is broken. We won’t know until we know. Manage those feelings & get to work.

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Paul Duane's avatar Paul Duane @paulduane.bsky.social
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Underreported aspect of the UK GE here, there’s the same number of MPs elected on an explicitly pro-Palestinian platform as there are Reform MPs (lol at the choice of photo though)

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Tobias Harris's avatar Tobias Harris @tobiasharris.bsky.social
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Seems like "what parts of Project 2025 do you disagree with?" or "what parts of it are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal?" would be good questions for a reporter to ask the other elderly presidential candidate, but what do I know.

on.ft.com/4ePQH0e

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CNN's avatar CNN @cnn.com
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Nearly 2 million people have been displaced in Gaza – almost the entire population – after the Israeli military last week ordered a further 80,000 people to evacuate parts of Gaza City amid a renewed ground operation, the latest UN figures show.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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I could not give less of a shit about Biden or his mental abilities, but I do care about winning, and I am not sold that ditching him improves our odds of winning

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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I for one am pretty fixated on not having to spend even more years of my life wondering if Donald fucking Trump is going to deploy nuclear weapons

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more mr. nice guy 's avatar more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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god i wish Vancouver was still called Terminal City. they didn't know how good it was back then cause cyberpunk hadn't been invented yet

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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i think Trump’s success in distancing himself from the policies of his own people is at least partially because there’s an authenticity to it: he really doesn’t give a shit about the right wing agenda, he’s just willing to trade it in exchange for power

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kylie, a they about town,,,'s avatar kylie, a they about town,,, @kylie.hater.club
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Sinn Fein is now the majority ruling party in Northern Ireland which 🍀🍀🍀

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tjMagrittle's avatar tjMagrittle @tjmagrittle.bsky.social
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"Idk buddy, 4 or 12? Do they count when you're a kid? If I knocked myself blind for two minutes does that count as two? What are the rules here? DEFINE SOMETHING, YOU SCIENTIST"

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Medusa’s Wink😉 's avatar Medusa’s Wink😉 @medusaswink.bsky.social
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Truth. Disabled folx can handle our disabilities. It’s society’s treatment of us that’s tough to take.

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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Young people don’t understand, in the early 2000’s every third guy was Chet Hanks

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Sophie Bee's avatar Sophie Bee @pogform.bsky.social
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This is the classic rock radio station I would sometimes listen to when I was a kid

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tjMagrittle's avatar tjMagrittle @tjmagrittle.bsky.social
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Canada's constitution is only 38 years old you guys can use ours

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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fellow canadians: two more hours until the yanks are sufficiently soused and the strike begins

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