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This is wildly incorrect, wow, simply stunned.

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Jim Zub's avatar Jim Zub @jimzub.bsky.social
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This photo is pure 2024.

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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The nephew is currently devastated and his life is over he will never experience joy again because his father sent a text saying he was trying to buy him a piranha for his birthday and then sent a correction 3 min later that it was actually pinata

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Pyramead Head's avatar Pyramead Head @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there šŸ«”

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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the conservative theory of law in one headline

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This particular horror story is going to last about 40 years or so

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CHOAM Nomsky šŸ’­'s avatar CHOAM Nomsky šŸ’­ @thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!

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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC's avatar Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social
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The news media is so stupidly stupid

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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If you gave me infinite guesses on who owns those Redbox DVD rentals I wouldnā€™t have gotten it

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Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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wait wait wait is it too late for "Today is the day Trump became precedent"

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Josh Gondelman's avatar Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social
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I canā€™t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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all of this for donald fucking trump of all people

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SmallBu Animation's avatar SmallBu Animation @smallbu.bsky.social
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Happy Pride to you Bluesky šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

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Aubrey Gilleran's avatar Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social
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That ā€œBlack jobsā€ seems to be the main thing from the debate to go actually viral on social media should give certain columnists some pause about their pulse on the campaign.

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Parker Molloy's avatar Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
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There's also the time he teamed up with the Justice League

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Lyse-Beast's avatar Lyse-Beast @lyse.bsky.social
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One of my favorite memes is the ā€œwoman yelling at catā€ one, so when I saw this I almost choked on my drink

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CJ's avatar CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social
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Our AC just went out but I'm going to cancel its replacement and ask you to draw an AC for me instead. My wife won't mind I'm sure, it's art

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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I think the last good tech story was the people of Philadelphia murdering Hitchbot and leaving his body as a warning for other robots

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I can try to be fancy but honestly it's gotta be a pb&j

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John Dellaporta's avatar John Dellaporta @johndellaporta.bsky.social
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A few years ago, Jon Lovett floated a theory that media treats Democrats like protagonists - to be challenged, accounted, and forced to be behave in growth-oriented ways - while the GOP are treated like antagonists - immutable, expected to disrupt, thematic obstacles. Thinking about that a lot.

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SwiftOnSecurity's avatar SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com
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Before feminism and dating apps there was no male loneliness crisis guys like this could easily find wives now women just fight for the top 5%

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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Remember, this is America, the world's greatest democracy. If you're mad at John Roberts, don't protest at his house, focus on defeating him the next time he's up for reelection.

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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The Democratic Partyā€™s reaction to their candidate having a bad debate substantially outpaces the Republican Partyā€™s reaction to their candidate being convicted of multiple felonies, held liable for rape, and owing judgments in the hundreds of millions for defamation and fraud.

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Joshua J. Friedman's avatar Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
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I don't begrudge anyone their reactions, but the people who are panicking tonight because they are deeply invested in the outcome of the presidential race are not the people who still haven't made up their minds who to vote forā€”and I don't think we can presume that undecided voters think like us

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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as much as i think that debate was bad for biden i also find myself contemptuous of the assorted libs having a full blown panic attack

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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I didnā€™t watch the debate, and most of the professional commentary Iā€™ve seen on it has both not provided me with any new information about the race and inspired contempt for the commentators. I donā€™t know if Iā€™m a typical American in this regard, but thatā€™s where Iā€™m at.

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Kaitlin Has Had Enough's avatar Kaitlin Has Had Enough @gothamgirlblue.com
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Letā€™s shift our focus, ok? Donald Trump was fucking incoherent tonight. Yes, heā€™s always incoherent, but his answers were wholly detached from reality. You know what works better than appeal? Disgust. And thereā€™s a lot in his answers that would disgust people if it were pointed out. So point it out.

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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Bluesky yesterday: all of you dang leftists are underestimating Bidens chances and donā€™t realize how unhinged you sound to normal america Bluesky five minutes into debate: the Mayan prediction about the end of the world was about 2024 and soon the great wind bird Azacuatel will descend upon us all

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CJ's avatar CJ @ceejsteak.bsky.social
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I hate this and I think I might hate you?

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social
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Itā€™s so cool that cities are like ā€œpweeease only turn your AC on if youā€™re actively dying and donā€™t go below 79 šŸ„ŗšŸ¤˜šŸ»šŸ’—ā€ while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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Getting real MySpace friend ranking vibes from Bluesky today

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june's avatar june @junlper.bsky.social
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bad things keep happening in the world but at least you can keep scrolling on your phones to find a few things to chuckle at

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Cristian Farias's avatar Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com
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The uncertainty of whether this doggo is lost or wanted for murder is killing me.

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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I'm glad Dr. Disrespect got banned from Twitch. I once went to see him about a serious medical condition and, worried by his unoptimistic diagnosis, let him know I would be seeking a second opinion. He proceeded to inform me I was ugly as well. I am shocked he maintains his license.

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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The media (which wants Trump to win) already setting the framing for the debate. Biden must be "vigorous" - i.e. avoid even a single misspeak or stumble - while the expectations for Trump are merely that he not spend the entire debate screaming incoherently.

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Corey Rayburn Yung's avatar Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social
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A new low in America's culture of consumerist throwaway culture

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