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Ashton Pittman@ashtonpittman.bsky.social |
This is one hell of a notification. 🧠🪱
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Donay
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In that he won’t be asked to serve as President, this statement is factual, if misleading.
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BLTSoftTaco 🏳️⚧️
@triptow99.bsky.social
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"The worm that ate RFK jr's brain said said it wasn't an important part and he's totally not still in there munching down on that Fat Pink."
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Nathaniel Downes
@downix.bsky.social
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Poor worm starved to death
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Leonard Leo's sh1t-stained undies
@knotseahunter.bsky.social
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Are we absolutely sure it was a worm?
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Renée Salhany
@rlaffsal.bsky.social
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Yeeesh.
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DW
@dustyworm.bsky.social
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Article II Section 1, Clause 5 says you just have to be natural born, 35, and live in the US for 14 years. A worm-eaten brain is no disqualifier.
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Phasmatic
@phasmatic.bsky.social
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If elected they would be the first Cestode-American to hold the office of President.
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Friday is so tired.
@fridaypfender.bsky.social
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punwithwordz
@lexophile.bsky.social
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Having tried and failed to run for POTUS on a Democratic ticket, RFKJr is now running as an independent to try and worm his way into the White House.
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Smithereens
@rswan221.bsky.social
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Sounds like something a worm would say
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Pyke Redrock
@pykeredrock.bsky.social
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Yes, we KNOW the worm that ate part of your brain won’t affect your ability to serve as president. It’s already been removed. It’s no longer an issue. It’s the still-missing bit of brain that’s of concern - among many other concerns.
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Jane Says
@anxietynap91.bsky.social
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quite the doozy.
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Kris Overstreet
@krisoverstreet.bsky.social
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*cues up TMBG's "Doctor Worm"*
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Tahar 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇺🇳 🇪🇺
@rochaa.bsky.social
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Is this photoshopped or something?
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Jon Arnesen
@jonarnesen.bsky.social
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And then they were three
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furnace
@furnace.bsky.social
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I’m… just… is the worm still there?
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Quietly Curious 🇺🇦🇨🇦 🏝️
@quietlycurious.bsky.social
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Just wow. I looked up the article which states, in part, he “has marketed himself to voters as a younger, healthier alternative to the two major contenders”. Dude is 70. He ain’t THAT much younger. Younger would be someone in their 50’s. Seems his cognitive abilities are already questionable.
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🌈OPJM🌈
@opjm.bsky.social
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Says it like the worm itself won't affect him, like he's palling around with it saying it can keep nibbling that frontal lobe he isn't using as long as he gets to the oval office.
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Debby Bee
@debbybee.bsky.social
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It only affects his ability to pay alimony.🙄
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Opal
@opalgoo.bsky.social
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Is the worm itself giving a favorable endorsement?
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Martin Schneider
@wovenstrap.bsky.social
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This is totally something the worm who has taken over his brain would say.
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KenIsaacson
@kenisaacson.bsky.social
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Well, the worm that ate part of his brain is undoubtedly dead and gone, so no, the worm won't affect RFK, Jr.'s ability to serve. But the fact that the worm ate part of his brain? Yeah, that's a problem.
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Ashton Pittman
@ashtonpittman.bsky.social
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I will say one thing, RFK is definitely an ivermectin candidate.
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darth™️
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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😹
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Nollon Sawttwas #CHASE2024
@elletwasnalon.bsky.social
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Perfect speaker for the Libertarian National Convention
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Sinead.Rousse
@wistfulwitness.bsky.social
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And yet… and yet… it explains a couple of things.
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Gloria!
@smilodonichthys.bsky.social
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BG3 warned us
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Fred Rossi
@darthfoo.bsky.social
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Devilish
@devilishlydo.bsky.social
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Kennedy/Noem: Everything We Touch Dies
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Justin White
@jwhite.bsky.social
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Fortunately an untestable hypothesis.
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God-Emperor Tsunami 💙 #FBPE #BLM #GTTO
@tsunami65.bsky.social
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Successive Republican Presidents have proven that not having a functional brain is no bar to being president.
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AnneZo
@annezo.bsky.social
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I find that hard to believe since it's already affecting his ability to be a decent human being.
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Mike Soule
@mikesoule.bsky.social
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'Til you eat the last of me, oh, when will I be free? And you, a parasite Just find another host, just another fool to roast...
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Memento Rori
@roricomics.bsky.social
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Are we looking at a god-emperor situation here? Dune-fever has gone too far!
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Bill Arceneaux (Mubi, in this economy!)
@billarceneaux.com
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But it will hinder his ability to pay alimony.
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James HG Redekop 🏳️🌈
@tzoq.bsky.social
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Tripwire
@tripwire69.bsky.social
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La Conquête du Panini
@botsnack.bsky.social
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Glad to see Dril is finding respectable employment.
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Grytpype-Thynne
@grytpype.bsky.social
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I would vote for the worm before I would vote for him
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Brandon
@bdcooper.bsky.social
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Prove it
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Ⓐudri Sciuto ★
@toxicaudri.bsky.social
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The worm: "I am assuming direct control."
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@dtremblay.bsky.social
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well that's excellent!
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Colin Simpson
@gamerlearner.bsky.social
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I miss the good old days when it was brain ants - www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW0x...
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Ronit Aviva Dancis
@ronitadancis.bsky.social
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Really, really need more Dune jokes about this worm.
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Pyrito Hedron
@pyritohedron.bsky.social
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"Now, what the uniparty and their PhRMA backers want to prevent is our administration's plan to grant each citizen's personal cranial tapeworm a stipend denominated in our replacement for the US dollar: Solium, a new token on the Taenia blockchain."
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de Pesando
@depesando.bsky.social
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Is the work an independent candidate now?
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New Year’s Revolution ✊🏳️🌈
@tekweenie.bsky.social
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Nevermind then, we’re gonna be fine.
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A.G. Pasquella
@agpasquella.bsky.social
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Too “cognitively impaired” to pay alimony to his ex-wife, but not too “cognitively impaired” to be President of The United States
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Jón Frímann
@jonfr500.bsky.social
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This is a lot worse then it sounds.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...
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Josh the Ar-TEEST
@heroesofcrash.bsky.social
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That's not a ringing endorsement for the guy he was before the brain worm.
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Femmyboi
@femmyboi.bsky.social
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Selective ass worm, only eating parts of the brain responsible for incriminating thought patterns but leaving the world leader part in mint condition. Oh who am I kidding, that thing starved up there.
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Blake the Non-Binary Robot
@nonbinaryrobot.bsky.social
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“You really don’t need much up there at all to be president,” officials say.
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JanHamCam
@janhamcam.bsky.social
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I appreciate the notification comes from Vanity Fair. Although my first thought was of Thackeray's novel, which really only speaks to Vanity Fair, the periodical's slide into obscurity, for which i would not blame Radhika Jones. But it is reporting on brain worms, so ...
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zen hulk [💀 Online]
@devival.com
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technically true
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RonMimnaugh
@ronmimnaugh.bsky.social
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I see he and his staff are all delusional
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Kirk Rudell
@rudell.bsky.social
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Queen Gwenevere
@queengwenevere.bsky.social
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Well, depending on just how low one’s standards are for presidential material… (To be fair, the last one set a pretty low bar)
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Juhu!
@jayhay.bsky.social
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Some of those who eat dewormers Are the same that misinform us 🎵
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James Schmeling
@jschmeling.bsky.social
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Wondering if they reached out to Pink Floyd for permission to use this in the concession speech? "But it was only fantasy The wall was too high, as you can see No matter how he tried, he could not break free And the worms ate into his brain"
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CZEdwards
@czedwards.bsky.social
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The worm might not, but being a greedy asshole who prefers to claims brain damage rather than pay earned alimony (and she earned it, she put up with his lyin’, cheatin’ ass) points to severe and several character flaws that do affect one’s ability to serve.
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cassandroid אַנטיפֿאַ
@cassandroid.substack.com
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They're really jumping the shark on the final season of "American Democracy" :(
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CsandDs
@csandds.bsky.social
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Ryan Smith
@thesmithminute.bsky.social
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“How did we get to this?”
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@relaxedninja.bsky.social
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1. Lol 2. Wtf? 3. See #1 4. Lmao even
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Torr Leonard 🧵
@torrleonard.bsky.social
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"President... of his HOA."
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Jessie🌈
@atropius.bsky.social
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Don't fall for the Big Worm propaganda
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🇱🇷kwh🇺🇸
@kwh561.bsky.social
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Doctors say it ate the alimony cortex, not the Presidential Function lobe
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Elliot Ghoul
@elliotghoul.bsky.social
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RFK jr fan: Sweeet!
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Elliot Ghoul
@elliotghoul.bsky.social
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He’s still the same person if we’re entirely honest. Hilariously the heroin addiction was the least of his problems
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Moxie
@moxieonabeach.bsky.social
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the worm is obviously in charge here
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@samwibatt.bsky.social
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I wonder if it torpedoed the same piece of brain that Lee Atwater's tumor did. Like, if there's an "I'm not a wingnut loon" lobe.
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Complete Travisty
@completetravisty.bsky.social
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"Eating part of RFK Jr's brain will not affect the worm's ability to serve as president"
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David Dixon
@david.commasplice.net
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wouldn’t make him worse than the other two choices, tbh (all the other stuff makes him worse than at least one of them)
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Michael, from the internet™ 🌲🏴
@handle.invalid
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We are truly beyond parody as a society
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Sean
@publichealth.bsky.social
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is the worm in charge of his campaign too??
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@fleezlow.bsky.social
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Interesting wording there, in that the hole in his brain might affect his ability to serve as president, not the worm the made the hole. Worm's dead!
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hella scrupman
@thrashinbatman.bsky.social
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welcome to America, where even the longshot 3rd party candidates are old men who have literal brain worms
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Multiple Mental Illnesses In A Trenchcoat 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@queerthing.bsky.social
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make the worm vp
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HumbeTX
@humbetx.bsky.social
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I trust that worm more than I trust him
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Cindy
@cindyd.bsky.social
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I'd rather have the worm as the candidate.
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🔞fitotelmata
@fruiting-bodies.bsky.social
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Of course it won't! The worm is his Vice-President! Silly 🧡🧡🧡🧡
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@97wolverine.bsky.social
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Guessing he has Dr Bruce Aronwald as his attending.
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CNN Brasil
@cnnbrazil.bsky.social
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Notícias da CNN Brasil pra vc! Siga nosso perfil.
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Grond/Språkvärn
@ordvakt.bsky.social
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This says so much on its own, yet nothing we are not already aware of (considering the 2016-2020 U.S. presidency)
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Teach Honest History
@cliftographer.bsky.social
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I am envisioning RFK Jr. giving his Presidential Inaugural Address and half way through giant worms start emerging from his skull.
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Renee DiResta 🆒
@noupside.bsky.social
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NYT now has the explainer out.
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R.J. Blake
@rjblake.bsky.social
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Sounds an awful lot like what brain worm controlling a body would say…
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Anne Nahm
@annenahm.bsky.social
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Anybody make the joke about the brainworm dying of starvation yet?
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Erika Sevetson
@esevetson.bsky.social
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The worm is talking to HR right now, contesting the “ineffective” he got on his performance review.
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tim "fim titz" fitzzz
@timfitz.bsky.social
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I wonder where the worm stands on vaccines
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Michael M
@michaelmoroneso.bsky.social
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Of course the worm won’t affect his ability to serve, it is dead. If it were still in his brain, that might actually be a net positive.
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Tommy
@tommyg.bsky.social
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And how do we know it's not the worm talking?
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John Cluverius
@johncluverius.bsky.social
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EXACTLY WHAT SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN PARASITE WOULD SAY
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Josh
@joshgoldberg7.bsky.social
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Same tbh
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HenryHill1
@henryhill1.bsky.social
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Kristi Noem was right there to declare as his running mate.
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Art Of Coop
@artofcoop.bsky.social
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Sounds like something a brain-eating worm would say
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Angenette 🇦🇷
@angenette.bsky.social
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Meanwhile, in his brain right now,
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Alex Zemke 🎮🎬
@alexzemke.bsky.social
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The same way a few scratches won't affect a bowling ball's ability to swim
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