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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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Yesterday a fellow American citizen addressed me as "love" and I'm still reeling from it ❤️🇺🇲
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352 followers 482 following 735 posts
i am girl pug hear me ruff
• gen x • infp
• amerasian 🇺🇲🇹🇼
• apolitical • humanist
• poet 📜
just me: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqpayl6g3r7xhjor77o6emn5/feed/aaabwlmqb3jle
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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Yesterday a fellow American citizen addressed me as "love" and I'm still reeling from it ❤️🇺🇲
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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Texted you my foot pic of my finger toes and index toe that's way longer than my big toe, please respond
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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I'm just a girl, out dad joking all the dads, asking them to admit I'm the punniest of them all.
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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The Axel F theme song stays on during sex.
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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Thank you for including me ❤️ Look Ma, I made it! 😃
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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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They say there's cherry, lemon, strawberry, and mango gummi bears in this bag but all I taste is heaven.
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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everyone is fighting some kind of battle sucker punch them while they’re focused on the other battle
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Donkey Hotay
@donkee.bsky.social
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At 200 followers, I shall do the cinnamon challenge with cocaine.
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Eric Replatformed
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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For the 4th of July, please enjoy my patriotic fanfic "Indiana Jones and the Cursed Necklaces". Happy Indy Pendants Day!
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Violetmusing🧚🏼♀️
@violetmusing.bsky.social
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Just because you're cute doesn't mean you're not stupid af.
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RM
@dorsalstream.bsky.social
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Dogs hate fireworks because, like all higher creatures, they detest war.
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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I don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to send a message that I'll regret
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
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Easy to read, like an open grave. Er, book. Open book
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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The socially awkward introvert in me high fives the socially awkward introvert in you
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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knuckle tats: (F)( I )(R)(E) (W) (R)
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Nice stars, bro. Spangle ‘em yourself
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I’ve been so stressed out ever since I realized I’ll be alive for the rest of my life
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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ankle cracked so loud people thought the firework show started
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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I got an ass that won't quit! 🔥 Yeah I recently inherited a donkey on my late uncle's farm and it won't stop with all the loud heehawing, I'm at my wits' end.
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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It's about the little things, the strangers who went out of their way to help you, the people who try to leave this world better than when they came into it, the good vibes in the places that you love, your friends and/or family 🇺🇲 #HappyFourth
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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They should invent an American politics that has some humanity and sanity in it.
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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If you set off fireworks, Bunjamin will find you 🐰☠️🐰
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The Volatile Mermaid
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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They want you to feel hopeless and helpless, don't let them, that's how they control you.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Light my cigarette and tell me I’m smokin’.
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I left hot dogs and beer out for Uncle Sam and all he left me was a link to his GoFundMe
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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Nobody would have even HEARD me eating Doritos at the funeral if you guys would have just cried louder
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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I can’t move mountains but I can shift blame.
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, let this be your last fuck given.
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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It's called humanity. Get some.
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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I came, I saw, I went bonkers
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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I only feel safe around my guard dog. My guard dog:
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p u g
@gmeposhpug.bsky.social
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"A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love." - Max Muller
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Lee Harvey
@valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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You can tell a lot about someone's personality from what they're like
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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oh shit i existed for a few seconds today, better disappear for ten days with no warning
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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Hobbies include barely suppressing anger, impotent rage, & collecting old Batman comics.
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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HILF (homie I’d like to flatter)
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Wolfe Van Mural
@guytheguy.bsky.social
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Are you a precariously engineered structure because I wanna drive right into your crevasse
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Normalize taking an attack posture and biting when necessary
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Boy Shop Pot
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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The world: *ends* Me, on Bluesky: As far as the end of the world goes, I've seen better.
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Boy Shop Pot
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy recently updated their listing for Earth to "Harmful."
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Auntie Social
@auntiesocial.bsky.social
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Baby got bark
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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But, Your Honor, he was a sk8er boi
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Boy Shop Pot
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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Seriously, don't.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Gonna show you something from my camera roll, but I need to you take at least three steps back. K thanks.
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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🎵 Girls just wanna create bots that'll argue tirelessly with inbred incels
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Matty Cat 🐈⬛
@catcreature.bsky.social
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Mistyped an email signoff as "Beast regards" and decided that was actually better
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I’ve tried absolutely everything I could to make the least amount of effort as possible
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