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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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*Catches the dead body at the wedding*
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286 followers 108 following 51 posts
Mother of all poltergeists
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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*Catches the dead body at the wedding*
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EnemyBeauty
@enemybeauty.bsky.social
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I may be dead but I am not missing, a colony of ants feasted on my remains and my nutrients are marched past your window when they collect food waste by the pavement
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Villein
@villein.bsky.social
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going in for a sleep study and writing do not resuscitate on the intake questionnaire
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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girls only want one thing and it's to murder
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Welcome to the scratch paper museum please crumple up the guest book and miss the trash can
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georgia-lux
@georgialux.bsky.social
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every scandinavian metal band bio reads like "krist and rune had previously played together in CUTFUCK and SKULGRUL. they were joined in 1989 by svein and karl, who had witnessed a murder together the previous february."
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Jerry
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
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Requiem For A Dream… On Ice
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Rob Cee
@robcee.bsky.social
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Known as one of Krypton's most dangerous criminals, Kate Bush was banished to the phantom zone and launched into space 200 years ago before crash-landing on earth in the 1970's.
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sandcrab
@sandcrab.bsky.social
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this is a bit embarrassing but i'm actually soil now. stop by anytime i can give you a tour of my pore space, introduce you to some millipedes. yep once you've reached the leaf litter just keep heading down
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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my love language is doing that thing with my hand to make sure the AC is hitting you in the car
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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I think scented markers for adults could reunite the country
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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raccoons will get in your trash when you leave it out for pickup and display all your dirty secrets to the neighborhood
10 replies 54 reposts 147 likes
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Look, I just want an element named after me and to solve a murder mystery on train I really don’t think that’s too much to ask
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bee lake
@leemanish.bsky.social
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sobbing into a bullhorn
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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My brain oozes out of my mouth like the sound of the icecream truck.
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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There was someone pretending to me on twitter, a loooong time ago. It is creepy af
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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wtf
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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*Catches the dead body at the wedding*
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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Don't u hate it when all your Satanic friends become yoga instructors
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amy j. garfield
@amygarf.bsky.social
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thinking about all the poor starving escalators in dead malls with no croc-wearing children to eat
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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I miss the olden days when you could banish your nemesis to a cursed artifact run by a shapeshifting poltergeist.
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krumm
@entzuendung.bsky.social
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On the internet, nobody knows you're a chalk outline.
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Tyver Foucault
@thedoorthedoor.bsky.social
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Me: You can stay in the ghost room! Friend: Don't you mean guest room? Me (over din of spectral wailing): No
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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*Square dances to joy division*
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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)
@probgobl.in
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You don't have to wait until Halloween to dress up as a mummy. You can just do that now and wrap yourself in bandages and wander around and vomit swarms of scarabs on people. You don't need October for that. You can turn their blood to black ichor with fell magicks in July. You're an adult, it's ok.
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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How am I supposed to trust my instacart shopper after finding out they are not an interdimensional being trying to retrieve my third eye from Zed, a crafty mercenary from the 16th century.
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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Alarm clocks are just dream cops.
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Fungocrat
@fungocrat.bsky.social
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Modern planning and building standards need to ensure that every family home has a separate room for The Vortex.
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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I want to wish a very special happy 4th of july to Steve my high school boyfriend who picked bird shit out of my hair while peaking on acid in 2006.
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chris
@tallghost.bsky.social
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MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.
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River Side Casino
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
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If you enter your hotel room and find a doll head on the bed, go ahead and drink what’s inside it.
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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I want to wish a very special happy 4th of july to Steve my high school boyfriend who picked bird shit out of my hair while peaking on acid in 2006.
3 replies 29 reposts 186 likes
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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For absolutely no money i will put a curse on your family & everyone you love.
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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Call me an optimist, but I hope animals revolt and eat us all.
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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Super weird that my landlord won't let me pay him with bad vibes & ancient prophecies.
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Hat
@hatthebutcher.bsky.social
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Celebrate the fourth of July by completing the rituals that keeps Georgia Washingtons vengeful spirt sealed in the Washington Obelisk
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day
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Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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A tablecloth of turtles that scatter as you approach, leaving the dinnerware undisturbed. This is the shell game of the bog repertoire.
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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We only celebrate the 4th so white people can gather and eat mayonnaise
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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need a Nordic murder show where the detective is named something like Knut Vibës- he drives a yellow Volvo P1900 and is called in to solve crimes that resist traditional investigation techniques by consulting elves and interpreting the Aurora Borealis
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Katie
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
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Please think of the dogs this 4th. Like mine, who wanted to open a fireworks stand, but the city will not grant him a permit
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Marie Curie juggling nugs of radium while her secretary reads her that cool letter from Einstein
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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248 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns
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rose
@lightblanket.bsky.social
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Eating a ziplock of dry oats at a bbq
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Sonic Youth is their children’s menu, right?
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chris.
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Raccoons got in the office last night. They found Cindy's ketchup packets, did a number on Evan's desk, and everywhere there is carnage. Still, there is no doubt now that they can work wonders with a spreadsheet. The company's been threatening a restructure. We can all be replaced.
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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*leaving my gun and a glass of raw milk out for Miss America*
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Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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Thank u!
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