Matt Binder

@mattbinder.bsky.social

i would have thought someone faked this tweet if i didn’t see it on his profile myself

Mar 07, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

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Mike Roettger @tarheel08.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 09:00 UTC

We are about 10 tweets away from musings about whether or not women should be classified as property.

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Partyglouberman @partyglouberman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

Should filed be listed

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A Former Somebody @stevius.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

Musk is humanity’s leading candidate for biggest piece of steamy smelly dogshit.

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🟧Mayor @handsome.city
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

Filed B. Listed

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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

"Rich douchebags who make their partners who once loved them hate them instead," should be listed among "Reasons Western Civilization died"

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Leduk @leduk.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 06:48 UTC

if only western civilization could really die, and musk with it...

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mexicanrag @mexicanrag.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

There’s a lot here, but what’s up with “former spouse”? Is an “ex” something verboten for these little Hitlers?

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BeccaM @beccam.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

Sometimes someone says or posts something that makes you say, "Holy shit, he really did stop maturing emotionally, socially, and psychologically at the age of about 12."

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Pepo @pepokiss.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

The most divirced man in the world

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ｅｖａｎ @evan.dornbus.ch
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

truly masterful ignorance

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Allan, your robot dad @allanis.gay
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

Just when we think he's reached peak divorced, he raises the bar. Well done, sir!

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thislittlelog @thislittlelog.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

"I miss my wife, Linda, I miss her a lot"

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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

Yeesh. Musk's not doing well, is he?

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Tim Just Tim @timkrauss.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

I think in most of these cases, you can blame the super rich ex-husband for being a huge dick, tbh

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Iris @violetly.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

This man cannot get any more divorced.

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Matrix Dragon @matrixdragon.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

The most insecure bitch on the planet

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SleepySheepy @a-sleepy-sheepy.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

I so desperately want some woman to lead him on enough to marry him, then immediately fleece him out of every cent of his fortune and assets in the inevitable divorce

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James/BarelyB @cobaltquill.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

Nah the typo proves its real

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Chris @cjnmcg.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 10:01 UTC

Could be right though, of course, if the douchebag husband hadn't caused the divorce in the first place, then civilisation would be in a much better place. Or perhaps adopt Eastern civilisation rules on harems and multiple wives?

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Gordos52 @gordos52.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

Guy has some issues.

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WeirwoodTreeHugger @weirwoodtreehug.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

Elon Musk is so divorced that he's now divorced from every woman on the planet and must pay child support for every child.

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Puffin @johnhpage.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

He should start a social networking site called “eX”

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Puffin @johnhpage.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

Whereas “super rich ex husbands…”

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BeforeTheCause @beforethecause.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

Elon drunk-tweeting on the platform he drunk-bought...again. 👍😀😁😀👍

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Lisa @lisamflower.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

This is precisely why I blocked him.

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Scott #ACAB Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 @smenor.com
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

He is beyond parody

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philstr.bsky.social @philstr.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 05:46 UTC

The grammar is breaking my brain.

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FIDoAlmighty @fidoalmighty.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

Wonder which ex castrated him legally this time.

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vibeulator @vibeulator.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

“Should filed be listed” duuuurrr k-hole.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

Think of how much better the world would have been had this shithead just learned to get over a breakup like a regular human being.

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PKPs Powerfromspace1 🚀 Twitter ‘X’ refugee thank you 'Elmo' 🙄 @powerfromspace1.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

The Musk implosion continued 🍿 ( those poor companies he owns )

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TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

If The Orange Man had ever actually been super rich, he might have posted the same thing.

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Gloomy Gus @gloomygus.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Pioneering new ground in Being Divorced

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Sinead.Rousse @wistfulwitness.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 09:59 UTC

I’d love to see this flabby whiner debate his claim with some actual historians of western civilization. I.e. the folks who actually know how many of the things we cherish today we owe to the creative energies of rich divorcees throughout history…

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Sinead.Rousse @wistfulwitness.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 09:45 UTC

Poor widdle babee Elmo, let’s all join hands and pray for our little darling who’s never callously exploited anybody! Ever, in his whole life!!!

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Alex Merz @merz.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

Engaging in coprophagy on his own highly trafficked social media page is really... something.

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Henry @henyupnorth.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

I love it when weak men are afraid of strong women. Elmo, like his Fuhrer Trump, is losing his mind.

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Corbin Smith @corbinsmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

@alsoconnor.bsky.social damn

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UnboughtAndUnbossed @rwford.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

Aww, poor rich, agreed upon ugly, morally bankrupt and business dumb yt man 😭😭🖕🏾

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Харон @tiaro.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 07:11 UTC

Ripping post out of context is shitty behaviour.

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@chuckles4ever.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Well now it’s his wife… he is not a well liked person.🧍

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proud rebel scum ⚛️ @proudrebelscum.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

most aggrieved man

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Devilish @devilishlydo.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

So the custody hearing went well? For someone else?

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@fastento.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

Misogyny admittified.

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💢Marx was right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

That’s not how it works. Each is responsible for their own choices. One man’s choices aren’t all of Western Civ. Who was the silly git git who got married multiple times? The emerald mine kid. That’s who.

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end0r @end0r.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Awkward divorcée is certain of his place at the center of the universe.

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poyo boyo @poyoboyo.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

All this man had to do was accept and love his trans child.

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WoodyWoodcasters @woodywoodcasters.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

Sissy Spacex seems upset

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Skylar @shinywynaut.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

World's most divorced man.

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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

Most Divorced Man Ever

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Jenna Talia @jennatalia.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

I thought the same about the rat porn tweet.

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Kenny Johnson @goondocks.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

It's kinda hilarious that he very well may have had one of the most public meltdowns in recent history because Grimes doesn't like him anymore.

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Bison bison @bisonbison.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

He loves to hit himself in the dick as hard as he can every few hours

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Grendel @grendelwulf.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

Man has more ribcages than a mortal kombat character, I'm surprised he could type this.

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Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

this has so much divorced energy that just reading it made a divorce lawyer message me and I'm not even married

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Trickcyclist 🦋 @trickcyclist.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

That guy is one sick dude.

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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

if I was a billionaire I would simply choose not to spend my nights posting divorced man takes on twitter

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Librariana 🍉 @librariana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

I specifically went to his page because I couldn't believe it was real. My goodness.

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Eisbers [Anti Schnecken Ära (Ökologisch)] @thelasticebear.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

hes not even trying anymore to hide the fact that every problem he tries to "solve", he soleley solves for himself.

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Jason @jasonismad.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 14:40 UTC

Okay I’m starting to really like this app now, just for the sole purpose of shitting on elon without inflating his views and supporting his app

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🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @charla.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:29 UTC

“should filed be listed” right…anyway why is he so pathetic

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Colin (Writes Things) @colinwritesthings.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Have Elon's romantic relationships been going well I haven't been keeping up

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No @barcodebrode.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 12:27 UTC

My question is: was this real:

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RJ Productions @sketchman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

and the award for "The most divorced man to ever fucking exist" goes to...

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Evo Daily @evodaily.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

The super rich in general is why western civilization is dying. No one exemplifies that more than Musky himself.

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Ashford @ashokhotnik.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

Sounds like a line from a horrible movie set in a bar.

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LakerSteve @westcoaststeve.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

Good god, Musk is such a whiny little troll...

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MelanieADAVU @melanieada.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 08:05 UTC

🤦

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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

I would think that super-rich men with egos that could fill the gaps between angels on the head of a pin might have something to do with it. But sure, let's blame women.

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Olivier Simard-Casanova @o.simardcasanova.net
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 07:20 UTC

He is saying the quiet part out loud isn’t it

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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

Fixed it.

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flitzpiepe0815 (ag stimmung) @flitzpiepe.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 09:24 UTC

elmo fans: „OMG EPIC TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN VERONICA WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ME“

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The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 07:31 UTC

Grimes burnt his tits immediately

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

Really doubling down on that "most divorced guy ever" energy.

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@xiangul.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 08:34 UTC

There's already an answer by Grimes.

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Mike Cohen @mikec415.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

That’s perfectly on-brand for him.

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Stig & The Grumble @stigirish.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

Every day I see another thing that makes me happy I am permanently suspended from that site.

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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

Funnily enough, if you changed "wives" to "husbands" on that sentence, I would actually agree with Elon Musk for once.

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Dan Sandler @danielsand.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

Some men will willingly destroy western civilization instead of spend one hour in therapy.

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Rage Against The Miami Sound Machine @randymiller.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

writing his own supervillain origin story

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Cate Eland @romancingnope.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

The alternative is "super rich widows who hate their late husbands".

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dystroy @dystroy.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 09:47 UTC

I don't understand why would anybody not block Elon's tweets. This is probably the most essential setting in Twitter.

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Farren Croí-Spéir 🦊🇮🇪🍥🎮 @farrenskyheart.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

Omg he's so bitter xD

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Randy @libtardsblow.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

Looks accurate

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$Horizon to horizon, nothing but mistakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯'s avatar$

Horizon to horizon, nothing but mistakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @pewtergod.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

Yeah, it's really the ex-wives that are the problem.🤦‍♂️

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iquanyin @iquanyin.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

if that's the case, it's a well-deserved death 🤣

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@timscurtin.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

By “Western Civilization,” he means himself, as savior of such.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

"... should filed be listed..." ???

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Evilbunny Pottymouth - Celebrate our Democracy July 4th! @mrsquirrel.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

He's another "whiny little bitch".

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Tony Somogyi 🟢 🇺🇦 @tonysomo.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

An example of what obscene, unaccountable wealth permits you to say (and do) with impunity.

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HoiPollois🦋 @hoipollois.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

What a foolish child.

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Bible Blackbelt @estrusflask.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

Is Grimes super rich? Actually what separates rich from super rich?

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Casey Wagner @cannibal.holiday
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

If you look in the dictionary under "bleached asshole" you find a picture of Elon Musk shirtless on a yacht.

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Jay Schiavone @jaytingle.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

This explains why he’s so eager to develop “Neuralink.”

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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

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@johnkramer.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

I am deceased

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Stop Calling Me Frank @stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

What if Kirk Van Houten was a billionaire?

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RiRaRo @riraro.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

And here I thought him calling Biden a traitor would be his most embarrassing tweet of the week. I never learn. 😪

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Jade Cargill stan account 🍉🇺🇦🇺🇸 @adaytaramember.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

Imagine posting this and not instantly bursting into flames of embarrassment

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Elena (Bardo Arc) @sorcerershomie.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

Ladies, thank you for your service

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Valerie @valerietheitalian.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

I'm convinced that Musk himself isn't real. He's like of you took every aspect of GamerGate and infused it with a billionaire ghoul

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LaxOwl @frederickocampo.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

Why is Elon so mentally unwell?

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Wendy Sparrow @wendysparrow.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

Yes. It's solely the miniscule problems among the elite super-rich men of the world brought on by their own behavior that are destroying Western civilization. The experience of repercussions is so foreign to such men that they see them as the enemy.

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