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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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I gently tossed my dinner bread to try to get cast in a movie… I rolled my roll for a role
0 replies 7 reposts 14 likes
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RainDro@raindro369.bsky.social |
292 followers 298 following 1459 posts
Low-effort Shitposter
I’m like, really dumb with no redeeming qualities.
Chaotic neutral
Things I’ve allegedly said👇🏻
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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I gently tossed my dinner bread to try to get cast in a movie… I rolled my roll for a role
0 replies 7 reposts 14 likes
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yoyo
@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
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do you hate me or are you in hate with me?
5 replies 10 reposts 35 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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just killing it* rn *lying on my back and doing fuck all
3 replies 18 reposts 63 likes
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
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a cardinal sin is when you fuck a small red bird to death
0 replies 3 reposts 10 likes
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fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
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Shower me
3 replies 1 reposts 6 likes
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amy🧘♀️
@melatonin.bsky.social
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am i a demon quiz
4 replies 4 reposts 20 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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Holy fuck am I ready to smoke
0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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We could just have great sex and forget about everything else
1 replies 3 reposts 8 likes
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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A series of annoying and highly inconvenient events: a memoir
1 replies 31 reposts 67 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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What that face do? *ugly yawns*
0 replies 2 reposts 3 likes
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Jennifer Schaffroth
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
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Talking buttholes with my bestie...I think I'm blueskying irl
1 replies 6 reposts 10 likes
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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Never give up on your dreams . . . keep sleeping . . .
1 replies 68 reposts 124 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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If I had a dragon I would be hollering dracarys daily.
4 replies 18 reposts 35 likes
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Staff Chief of Joints
@etrain.bsky.social
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If ya wanna roll with me, ya gotta be handy with the steel...if ya know what I mean. *hands you fork and knife*
0 replies 4 reposts 9 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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masturbating isn’t my cup of tea personally but you do you
0 replies 14 reposts 33 likes
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
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Embracing my viking heritage by pillaging the free stuff bins at rummage sales.
0 replies 10 reposts 20 likes
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Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
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I only like your posts because I think you might be cute
0 replies 2 reposts 7 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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You can cum now.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
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Theciscokidder
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
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Nothing more sus than an "attractive" "young" "female" sliding into your dm's with "hi"
6 replies 13 reposts 39 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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i love that a super-trendy coffee-making option these days is the pour over, the #1 choice of 1980s divorced dads everywhere
8 replies 11 reposts 45 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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go away. why are you like this.
5 replies 12 reposts 35 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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if you call me dad instead of daddy i won’t be mad just disappointed
0 replies 19 reposts 34 likes
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Ƙappa
@dopeshow.bsky.social
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Every time you repost yourself an angel EATS A BABY
2 replies 3 reposts 3 likes
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PieGuy
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
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No I can’t give you a ride home from work. That’s my 15 minutes to cry
0 replies 11 reposts 25 likes
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Leif Malone
@thetroops.bsky.social
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These slips come from the Freudian region of your mom
1 replies 10 reposts 27 likes
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bridget epitropakis
@bepitropakis.bsky.social
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everything is a choking hazard if you want it bad enough
2 replies 30 reposts 149 likes
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I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled.
@crabitha.slutmo.de
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Ok some nerd did the math
21 replies 64 reposts 214 likes
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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Thank you for calling me a valuable resource boss I was afraid you’d started seeing me as a person
1 replies 48 reposts 183 likes
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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(knee high to a grasshopper) what on earth has befallen me
1 replies 8 reposts 41 likes
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Travis, bluesky elder
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
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Canceling my therapy appointment with the note "I'm fine after all"
0 replies 18 reposts 48 likes
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Staff Chief of Joints
@etrain.bsky.social
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So You've Decided to Embezzle: A Beginner's Guide
0 replies 11 reposts 23 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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I want everyone’s attention all the time until I don’t. I’m like a cat that way
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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If you’re not in my notifs what’s the point
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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Lorena Bobbitt, Jr.
@lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social
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Pimpin’ ain’t easy, but yo mamma is. Fuck it, send with kisses. 😘
0 replies 8 reposts 18 likes
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Jay
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
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What if I just stopped fighting and let my neuroses completely run the show
2 replies 3 reposts 8 likes
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Village Genius
@dumbquixote.bsky.social
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I’m going to disappoint you
1 replies 2 reposts 9 likes
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yoyo
@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
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-.-
0 replies 1 reposts 2 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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My coffee got cold, gonna go kms now
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
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DeviKW
@deviwestside.bsky.social
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To be honest, I'm not feeling automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh
0 replies 2 reposts 6 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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Thinking of better times
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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If you mute me you have to tell me
0 replies 1 reposts 0 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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it’s okay sweetheart drink your milk and take your muscle relaxers you can write your long winded reply later
6 replies 37 reposts 78 likes
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The Real Kim Shady
@kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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everything you heard about me is true and worse! “ma’am this is a Wendy’s”
0 replies 12 reposts 24 likes
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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therapists should only be fully ascended beings of pure light, not other humans
2 replies 8 reposts 19 likes
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The Real Melissa
@therealmelissa.bsky.social
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Currently making a list of wild shit I can randomly say to not be selected for this jury.
1 replies 4 reposts 9 likes
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lukelukeluke
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
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I love watching birds but I hate how smug they look when they see I can’t fly
3 replies 23 reposts 162 likes
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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Why blame me when the whole world is a travesty?
0 replies 39 reposts 63 likes
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Jay
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
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My 80 y/o dad read some of my skeets and called the police
0 replies 8 reposts 18 likes
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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today Odin turns 3 🐕🖤🎉
50 replies 29 reposts 252 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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babe, i'm not coming to your meeting, i have a life
6 replies 29 reposts 106 likes