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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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Surely you're mansaggerating, sir
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Corduroy Cheddar@corduroycheddar.bsky.social |
335 followers 444 following 815 posts
A person, to a large extent
My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
open.spotify.com/artist/5bzFJqlKVDVRRPTQVfTeaR?si=7yGmJOJdQKGdIWTx4CEbFQ
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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Surely you're mansaggerating, sir
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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To catch chlamydia, you have to think like chlamydia
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Rufus
@te-kanawa.bsky.social
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I put my shorts on like everyone else: With a marching band and cheerleaders encouragement
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weeder
@weeder.bsky.social
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Musicians are so impressively confident. I'm gonna make some noises now, better record it cause you'll definitely want to hear it again.
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BBKitty
@bbkbhv.bsky.social
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Being thrown headfirst into a wood chipper would fix me
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BBKitty
@bbkbhv.bsky.social
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My therapist told me to follow more animal accounts
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NoHomers Diary
@nohomers.bsky.social
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James Bond, but he takes the bus
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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People who masturbate will do that thing they like
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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The most supremacist species in the animal kingdom is the Great White Shark.
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Pessimus Prime
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
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Me: I feel seen! Sean: It's pronounced Sean
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Embracing nihilistic optimism. Maybe things will not matter in a better way tomorrow
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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My chess strategy? Eating one of your pieces every time you look away
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Lizzy π«
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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[me trying to sound edgy] These days, I'm mostly into low fi, slowcore elbow-hop
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Hush Jared
@hushjared.bsky.social
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Aging is the process of pain becoming less and less surprising
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
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Apparently women on the subway donβt like to be complimented on their sideburns.
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Destry Broderick
@destry.bsky.social
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Them: smile, it's free. Me: so is not smiling.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I need to log off and start a family
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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What has 75 balls and gets old women excited? A Bingo machine
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Ζappa
@dopeshow.bsky.social
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Asking the sales rep which robot vacuum will talk dirty to me
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Sorry your boyfriend thinks the clitoris is the chamber in which a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly.
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β°stasβ°
@slaypussyhat.gay
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btw if you havenβt picked ur nose yet today you probably got something good up there!
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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My legal advice is to go to prison
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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El Bombasticador is my criminal nickname
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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I always thought that if I were an octopus I would totally touch things. but it never occurred to me that you can punch too!
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Sweetie Ο
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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watched an octopus documentary and the narrator said they sometimes punch fish out of spite and Iβve never been more in love with anything in my life
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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I think about naps more than men
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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Not all men!
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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Now you tell me
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
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Remember: Donβt eat the whole bag of dicks in one sitting.
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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hello? i need someone to fact check a joke?
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BBKitty
@bbkbhv.bsky.social
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Yes, its me! Iβm back I hate to ask, but Iβd love to find my people again. Any chance you guys help me out?
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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Your people logging in
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Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
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Which one of you fuckers taped over my vhs copy of the βWhoβs the Boss?β series finale?
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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First I objectified you, but then I anthropomorphized you, so basically nothing happened
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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Canβtβ¦ practicing random acts of negativity
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Rachel
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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This is just a misunderstanding officer. Iβm not a serial killer and this isnβt a killing field, I just started my own body farm.
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Alex
@theunorthodox.bsky.social
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bewbs βn pewbs
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
@fulkery.bsky.social
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Oh just roll the sex doll to the side we have an open relationship.
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Jamestopher
@tarnation.bsky.social
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What other stuff can I store in the balls?
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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More balls
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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Just garnish with arsenic
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Conserve water. Make a friend. Share a urinal.
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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if sheβs your void whyβs she staring back at me
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connectpoliticditto.
@cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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βIβm exceptional at seeing vanity license plates and immediately decoding what they meanβ Interviewer: βI meant do you have any skills that would make you an asset to the company?β βDo you ever need vanity license plates decoded?β Interviewer: βnoβ βThen noβ
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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me: if jean shorts are called jorts then jean pants should be called jants kid working at the gap: um ok how do the jants fit
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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First thing I did once I became single again was purchase granny panties.
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Lord Juiblex
@lordjuiblex.bsky.social
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If you can't swallow an entire puppy without chewing, we can't be friends.
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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iβll have you know i go through several thoughts a day
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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[first date] Me: So what do you do? Her: I sell photos of my feet online. Me: Feet? No thanks. Iβm a metric guy.
2 replies 32 reposts 77 likes