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Edith Charles π³οΈββ§οΈ
@edithcharles.bsky.social
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Least insane British headline
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sixpenceee none the richer@kagredon.bsky.social |
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Edith Charles π³οΈββ§οΈ
@edithcharles.bsky.social
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Least insane British headline
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Gregory Possum-Finder
@gregerskine.bsky.social
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got a job as Duke Leto's mentat. when he asks me to do a calculation i just say whatever really big number i want. how would he know if it's right. what's he gonna do, dig out his old windows 95 machine and degauss the CRT just to double check my math
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Tim Onion
@bencollins.bsky.social
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.
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TP
@tpeater.bsky.social
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what is more trump-like than declaring that anything going wrong is simply due to the evil newsmakers lol
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social
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look I will crawl across broken glass to vote against Donald Trump but if you're trying to gaslight me that the guy who listened to calls to expand the court and formed a commission in order to kick the can down the road and then never did anything else is actually on top of this now, well.
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Remembering how people would share Scalia dissents and be like βI disagree with his politics but he has a way with words!!β and they all read like if a school shooter wrote A Confederacy of Dunces
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Gretchen Felker-Martin π
@scumbelievable.bsky.social
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"Crimpy and Xx_snud_xX are abusers." "Inflation_Gary is LITERALLY a gaslighter." "Mingus and Bonko are doing elder abuse scams on a private darkweb server that violated pet play consent." We are teetering on the brink of a permanent planet-wide psychotic break. Log off.
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Kaitlin Ruiz
@kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
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my sister, a scholar: patricia lockwood's powers of viscerality and obdurate memory make her one of the greats in american letters me, a graduate of twitter: miette
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The Piper at the Gates of Jawn
@lakewitchhouse.bsky.social
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here it comes
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Matt Novak
@paleofuture.bsky.social
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sixpenceee none the richer
@kagredon.bsky.social
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c the party will almost certainly fuck things up worse at a brokered convention, d it would be really really funny
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
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On top of everything else if youβre gonna have Selina Meyer as VP itβs only fair to give her the full Selina Meyer arc
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sixpenceee none the richer
@kagredon.bsky.social
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wow rude
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Stella
@antlervel.vet
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Was walking Miga on my block and she just sort of stopped walking. I said to her βwhatβs up babe? Whyβd you stop walking?β At that exact moment an older woman walked by and, in a Slavic accent and tone of voice that heavily suggested I was a moron, said βit is because she have hotβ
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sixpenceee none the richer
@kagredon.bsky.social
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i actually did just fall out of a coconut tree. rip to all the context that is and was before me, but Iβm different
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Jaya Saxena
@jayasax.bsky.social
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Ohhhh my god I shouldn't let my anger lead me to despair? I should let it radicalize me? Should we throw a party? Should we invite voting?
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Saw someone say they should sub in Al Franken for Biden and, Brick, are you just looking at things and saying we should bring back Al Franken?
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ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β«
@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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lillian boyd
@herelieslill.bsky.social
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makes me feel like i'm taking crazy pills seeing "joe biden is pro-labor" said in complete sincerity. like that time he said "come on, fellas, it's christmas :(" and blocked the railworkers' strike in 2022, leading to a catastrophic train wreck about a month later in ohioβnever happened! what's that
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sixpenceee none the richer
@kagredon.bsky.social
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i had been under the impression that βdoomerismβ meant something fairly specific about shitting on all kinds of concrete action while offering no alternative, and what Iβve learned today is that to a lot of people it means βyouβre making me feel bad and I donβt like itβ
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they/them might be giants β
@babadookspinoza.bsky.social
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The V.I. in Leninβs name stood for Vlad the Impaler. Not too many people know this, simply because it happens to be incorrect.
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jasper pilled
@hoovybaby.bsky.social
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sixpenceee none the richer
@kagredon.bsky.social
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how are people still doing this shit
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Kelsey Atherton
@atherton.bsky.social
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I am so tired of the already elected saying that things hinge on the next election. Do more now and run on it. If I was president the day I learned that crimes were legal for me I might act on that knowledge and get the Supreme Court in line.
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Will Weldon
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social
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greg2hats
@cyberbadboy.com
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Sorry to all my lawyer friends who spent a bunch of time learning how law works in the US. I had friends who were Flash developers and things turned out alright for them after they pivoted to C# or whatever. Hopefully there's an equivalent for our national legal system
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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley π³οΈββ§οΈ
@hypercubexl.bsky.social
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it's not doomerism if you can see the actual fucking doom, like it's over there, it's right there.. sometimes you just gotta express your feelings about that, whatever form they take. if I was genuinely all-in on it I wouldn't be posting about it, I'd just be gone
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Turbo Duo Lipa
@cambrianera.radical.town
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Jesus christ people, you need to understand that, "Don't worry, even if it all goes to shit, it'll be better in a few decades or centuries" isn't particularly fucking motivating.
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sixpenceee none the richer
@kagredon.bsky.social
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@nocontroller.bsky.social
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I just finished understanding the world and some of you are right and some of you are wrong
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Avery Edison
@aedison.bsky.social
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huge day for those of us who can do a passable frost from frost/nixon and nixon from frost/nixon
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Ken Lowery
@kenlowery.bsky.social
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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
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I need this
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Anya Taylor-Ham
@griph.bsky.social
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Picard: evasive maneuvers. reroute power to shields and life support. ready proton torpedo and fire on my mark. Fire! Me (showed up to bridge duty high): haha sick
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strawberry garfield
@bbburgerrr.bsky.social
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The Onion
@theonion.com
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Trump on Jan. 6: 'We're Gonna Do That Shit Again'
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ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β«
@vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
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For real though letβs not forget how the entire Democratic Party coordinated with maximum efficacy to bring about this shit show
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The Onion
@theonion.com
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Report: Nuclear War Sounds Fucking Amazing Right Now
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Sridhar Ramesh
@radishharmers.bsky.social
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Joe Biden and Donald Trump are only three and a half years apart in age. It's not that one of them is significantly older than the other. What I am saying is, there would be no problematic age gap were they to fall in love.
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Kelsey Atherton
@atherton.bsky.social
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at the stripped club. straight up watchin it. and by it, let's just say. my presidents
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Patrick Cosmos
@veryimportant.lawyer
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This debate isnβt any dumber or worse than all the other ones but there has been an eight-year bipartisan push to distribute the They Live glasses and like most universal programs its been very successful
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pineapple princess π
@spindlypete.bsky.social
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sir what would you do about climate change? the police unions all support me ???
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Blue sky jerk
@rajandelman.bsky.social
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[Walking into the living room where my parents are watching the debate] Me: So, ah. Is Biden as vivacious as you were hoping for? Dad: He's warming up- Mom: No
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Nathan Bernhardt
@jonbernhardt.bsky.social
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hayao miyazaki has far surpassed tom brady in the "hates being a family man so much he unretires" game, what a legend, has to be an all-time unpleasant man to live with
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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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/David Bowie "Let's Dance" voice "Jeff Crank."
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Willie Fitzgerald
@williefitz.bsky.social
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, youβyour cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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sixpenceee none the richer
@kagredon.bsky.social
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Craigslist rules. Has looked the same for like 30 years. Does what you need it to do. No new dumbass features to ruin it. The pinnacle of Business
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Jaya Saxena
@jayasax.bsky.social
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Email: Important information about your tickets! They are somewhere else! They are in an app! They are not here, in the email! The app! The app! Remember your password! Remember who you were when you made a password! Remember! Remember yourself, your past! Only three more tries! The app!
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tinybaby
@tiny.baby
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my grandfather (union steward in the elbow grease factory) would be rolling over in his grave (died in an industrial accident saving a family of immigrants) if he saw you making a joke about his beloved thermos, which he called a cup. i was in the us military by the way
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