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Prepare the mount, boy!


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Thank Crom for things like this and rotating sandwiches. Stay weird and keep making absurd fun stuff!

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kim's avatar kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social
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more professions should hype up the crowd like a DJ does. like a dentist should run out into the waiting room and just start throwing teeth at everyone

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Bethany Black's avatar Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social
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One of the reasons that so much AI art sucks is that for 1000s of years artists and philosophers have asked “what is it to be human?” And Big Tech thinks it’s the ability to tell which pictures contain bridges

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Hey Mickey's avatar Hey Mickey @heymickey.bsky.social
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Just read a post suggesting that Troi's empathy is just an ability to hear the episode's background music when someone is speaking. This is now my personal canon.

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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These people are nihilists that believe that see creativity as a problem to solve and the product of someone unnecessarily distracted from the quest for growth. They see every single creative and worker as an enemy, and their shit doesn't work.

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DougExeter's avatar DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social
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clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here i am, graduating from clown college. this is the happiest day of my life

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Nadia Oxford's avatar Nadia Oxford @nadiaoxford.bsky.social
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DUMB ANIMALS: “Sleep through the cold, dead season. Sleep through the hottest part of the afternoon. Conserve energy.” BRILLIANT HUMANS: “gotta do doughnuts on this 401 off-ramp to prove to my boss at the cracker factory that I’m a team player, wheeeee!”

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rare body oils's avatar rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social
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WHITE HOUSE---president J. Webb Gunkpuke has assigned 30 of the tallest people in the world to go around and see whats on top of things. he told them get it down from there if its anything good

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pee wee herman-palladino's avatar pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
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i hate to have one of these at all but my big "WE DRANK FROM THE HOSE" opinion is that people younger than millennials really can't imagine what coming of age in a time of media scarcity meant - like, I would read about records and movies and not actually be able to see them for YEARS

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Avery Edison's avatar Avery Edison @aedison.bsky.social
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one thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate to an outside observer whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction

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YouTube just recommended a documentary about Charles Mingus directed by Ray Davies, which is exactly my thing. Good job algorithm, for the first time ever.

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Andy Richter's avatar Andy Richter @actualandyrichter.bsky.social
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One thing they never tell you about being alive is that it takes about 40 or 50 years to get the hang of it

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠's avatar 𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social
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contemplating video games as they progressed from Famicom to PS2 and Apple II to Steam was like a journey of enlightenment next to being dumped into the capitalist meat grinder of Roblox, CoD and f2p. the stuff kids can most easily access should not be the meanest and dumbest.

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Men's rea activist's avatar Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social
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Tech billionaire who hasn't talked to a normal person in 25 years: Here's what today's consumers want

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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i like to use my refrigerator to store perishable food. i've found that its much cooler temperature helps many food items to stay fresh for longer than they otherwise would

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darth™️'s avatar darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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bijan's avatar bijan @bijan.bsky.social
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all the culture you liked from decades past was made possible by cheap rent and artists' pay keeping up with what things cost

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kim's avatar kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social
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do i want a pizza crust made from cauliflower? oh yeh sounds great and while you’re at it why don’t you milk a piece of broccoli and serve it to me in a wine glass, you stupid piece of shit.

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tara 's avatar tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social
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People trust me with their children because of my abnormal gait and unsettling gaze

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz's avatar Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social
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You KNOW you're Gen X if you: - drank from the hose - called your friend's house on a landline to talk about drinking from the hose - consumed liquids from a flexible tube in the yard - had a big-ass book of CDs with sounds of ppl drinking from the hose - played Hose Drinkin' on NES - are depressed

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Lucas's avatar Lucas @lmailing.bsky.social
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Can't say I'm surprised about this. "AI" is clearly this year's grift.

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heiðrún's avatar heiðrún @harpy.party
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ankle holster containing a smaller backup hotdog

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lanyardigan's avatar lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Old man, look at my life I’m a fuckin baller

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illy bocean 🏝️'s avatar illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com
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I’d like to dispute the basis of this kind of meme: it isn’t that there are no longer 30 year olds who look like this, they just aren’t permitted to be on tv or in movies anymore

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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They should shoot dinner into my mouth from an unmanned aerial vehicle at the taxpayers expense

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bird girl's avatar bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social
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'the elder scrolls' yeah i sure do

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Lucas's avatar Lucas @lmailing.bsky.social
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Straight out of a Zucker brothers movie. Well done.

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regular steve albini's avatar regular steve albini @electricalwsop.bsky.social
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What makes anything interesting, music, art, writing... is freaks. The weirdest people on the scene. NFTs, crypto, blockchain fabulists, that scene top to bottom is the dullest, most square, lecture-you-about-markets dudes on earth. Not just not-queer but not-weird in any way at all. Paste.

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Lucas's avatar Lucas @lmailing.bsky.social
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RIP Steve Albini. There aren't many people that are celebrated during their lives as much as he was and it still doesn't feel like enough.

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Crunkolas Driverton's avatar Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social
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I was in the mosh pit for Rage Against the Machine's set at Lollapalooza '93, I explain to the cashier as I scroll my phone for a coupon for my preferred brand of heartburn medication

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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Sesame Street actually evolved a lot since you watched. Cookie Monster now eats cookies in moderation, he learned treats are a sometimes food. Oscar the Grouch went to anger management. Big Bird got super into MMA, his long limbs let him dominate the octogon

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River Side Casino's avatar River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social
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Once again, we apologize for scheduling the Sam Kinison Impersonators Society gathering and the meeting of the statewide Living With Anxiety group for the same weekend.

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This show continues to kick butt, and this episode was particularly good. Top notch storytelling, voice acting, score/post-production, funny, creepy, all kinds of good stuff.

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Keith's avatar Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social
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WHO IS BLASTING 4'33" OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT!?

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georgia-lux's avatar georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social
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artist's illustration of me simultaneously faving and reposting your content

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bakoon's avatar bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social
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the chatgpt crap does not hallucinate. it is a chatbot: it fucks up. it does it shitty. it does not have a mind

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Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles)'s avatar Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles) @jordanshiveley.bsky.social
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Did it hurt? When you tore through the hardened ferrocrete of your containment cell, rampaged up five miles of sealed airlocks and steel emergency blockades, massacred three squadrons of highly armored guards and broke free into the light of day?

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him)'s avatar Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social
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even the name Boing Boing today evokes the wistful memory of an era now gone, when a blog—a blog!—can so buoyantly boing, and then, triumphantly, boing again

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Angela Quinton's avatar Angela Quinton @werewolf.pizza
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Your timeline has been blessed by the extraordinarily rare SMILING REZNOR. Repost to spread his mirth!

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Kass Assassin's avatar Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social
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Ignoring that this doesn't make sense -- if intersex people are rare, that means they exist, therefore sex isn't binary. Sex would be binary if they didn't exist, but since they're just rare and not absent, sex cannot be binary by definition. If binary code featured rare 2's, it wouldn't be binary.

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Lucas's avatar Lucas @lmailing.bsky.social
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Have you seen a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the love shack? You may be entitled to an orgy.

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