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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social |
I can’t believe Taylor Swift put this song on her new album. Disgusting.
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Midtown_Doom_Loop
@midtowndoom.bsky.social
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Entering her bounty hunter debt collector phase
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Harv-E
@harv-e.bsky.social
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Woah! When tf is she gonna get to heaven???
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TasiAF
@tasiaf.bsky.social
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😂🤣🤣 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😭🤣🤣 stealing
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Steve in BA 🧑🍳🌊🌊🌊🍸
@steveinba.bsky.social
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I love Jessica
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💬JiM
@jstrassburg.bsky.social
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But, has Eric Clapton finally disgraced himself enough for Weird Al to do Beers in Heaven? 🤞🤞🤞
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Yelnik McWawa
@yelnikmcwawa.bsky.social
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I just realized Clapton’s kid would have been three years older than Taylor
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🌿Lady Susan🌹
@susannazeiss.bsky.social
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The nerve!
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I Heart Noise
@iheartnoise.bsky.social
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Is this a tribute to Seth Putnam
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Ella Bella!
@ellabellax.bsky.social
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When I get into heaven I’m gonna kick Taylor swifts ass instead
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hellyesbrandon_blueskymix.wav
@hellyesbrandon.bsky.social
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You can really hear the Wesley Willis influence on this one
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brightshadow is living más 🔔
@brightshadow.bsky.social
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i told my mother i did not give a shit about taylor swift's new album but having seen this track i'm reconsidering
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grace
@acab4cutie.top
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i am WEEPING
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@clggmf.bsky.social
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Reason #17,392 why being a senior citizen and not aware of what's happening in popular culture is a great life.
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Tim Just Tim
@timkrauss.bsky.social
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Fun fact: Claption wrote the song first, then pushed his son
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Nego Clau pros amigos, Claurio pra você
@claurio.bsky.social
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It's against Eric Clapton. If it were against Ozzy, this would mean WAR! But Eric Clapton is cool to hate since he admitted he built up his whole career by ripping off black artists of his time, and being anti anti-vaxxer.
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Michael J Patrick
@michaeljpatrick.bsky.social
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I honestly can't tell which replies are sincere and which ones think they are riffing.
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Orpheus Condescending
@maryscottoconnor.com
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She has a valid reason; Clapton's son threw her cat out that window. He went after it, that's the part nobody tells you about.
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Orpheus Condescending
@maryscottoconnor.com
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😂 I'm stealing this, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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Lee Harvey
@valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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Honestly the hardest I've laughed at a post for a very long time.
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Rothko Dash
@refreshingtime.bsky.social
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very upset by her cover of bob seger’s “truck stop wife”. do not mess with the classics
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José Madeira
@arpoador.bsky.social
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Fantastic Now I’ll have to listen to her for the first time. Anyone willing to take on that despicable, overrated, and deeply racist thug has my attention.
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I am One in a Nafillion
@nafeesa.bsky.social
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Does nobody consider that Eric Clapton's kid was a victim? That man should not be anywhere near children
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Pedro
@petenaps.bsky.social
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What's the difference between a 2 year old boy and a bag of heroin? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of heroin fall out of a window.
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AuthorShellyMeyer
@shellymeyer.bsky.social
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Is this Eric Clapton’s song?
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The Uncanny Valet
@rorykelly.bsky.social
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I did think the 'Clapton/Crapped on' chorus was clever.
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DexterSaysMeow
@dextersaysmeow.bsky.social
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😹😹😹
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terra
@dirtgirl.wifeguy.online
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she's never been this cool
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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While I can’t approve of this kind of language but I must admit it’s refreshing to see an artist speak their truth
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Passing Strange At Present
@chimaera.bsky.social
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I wrote him off when he & Van Morrison went off on immigrants. My Dudes. These are all people Coming Home to the Empire On Which The Sun Never Sets. It ain't their fault y'all trashed their economies & survivability.
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Alex/Digital Geist 🎹
@digitalgeist.com
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People are just too cowardly to say: he’s fuckin got it coming
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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board
@sidewalkslam.bsky.social
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*CASIO tune hits crescendo* Rock over London Rock over Nashville 1800 safe auto Pick up the phone the call is free
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Cigarettes, Michael Dukakis, 1988
@nitricacidbottle.bsky.social
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Ok, so she’s got at least one banger on that record.
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dumptruckfunk
@dumptruckfunk.bsky.social
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honestly this is the kind of stuff I've been waiting for from her. Finally hitting her stride creatively.
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dlbruin
@dlbruin.bsky.social
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Douchiest tweet of the morning.
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DoomGOLIAH
@doomgoliah.bsky.social
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lol she thinks she's going to heaven
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Gaspard Delanwe
@charlesnorwood.bsky.social
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If you actually bothered to listen to the whole song, you would know that she has a perfectly valid reason for it (Eric Clapton's son still owes her $50, which he borrowed from her 30 years ago and never paid back because he died)
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Brian Smith
@ambientrelish.bsky.social
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stan
@stanthemanchan.bsky.social
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On the other hand, "Candle In The Wind II", where she wants to kick Princess Diana's ass, is a straight up banger.
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DodgerFanLA
@dodgerfanla.bsky.social
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The original title was the defenestration in heaven
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SaveMeASeat
@savemeaseat.bsky.social
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The alt text tho!! Great commitment to the bit
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Boring
@boringintrovert.bsky.social
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To be fair, the dood has it coming
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Ed Wilson
@eddwilson.bsky.social
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Not the greatest lyrics ever. . .
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xMRNUTTYx
@xmrnuttyx.bsky.social
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Badfairy. MINERS DO NOT INTERACT 🚫⛏️
@otorhinosaur.bsky.social
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If you read between the lines, this makes her gay
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João César
@joao-cesar.bsky.social
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I did not get it
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Mighty Apollo
@mightyapollo.bsky.social
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Not sure I get the point of this hoax.
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Seentoomuch
@seentoomuch.bsky.social
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New skydiving baby just dropped.
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Bresnan - Remember Folks!: The Sun Sucks (and so do I)
@bresnanteddy.bsky.social
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Just no.
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randy
@scrubleague.bsky.social
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That baby is in hell but go off queen
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Hens Breet
@monospace.com
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What's with the soft porn album cover?
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper
@madvilne.bsky.social
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finally, someone said it
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Random Dangling Mystery
@sidslang.bsky.social
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Joking aside, Phoebe Bridgers already mostly got there in "Moon Song": We hate "Tears in Heaven" But it's sad that his baby died
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Dante Vortex
@dantevortex.bsky.social
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She thinks she is going to heaven. I'm pretty sure she already violated most of the 7 deadly sins by now. She's is definitely not visiting Eric Clapton
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@elgrb.bsky.social
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moronic
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John Ix
@frogalapeche.bsky.social
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I'll forever remember where I was when I read this magnificent post.
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DB
@diablobeige.bsky.social
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Damn…. You got me… nice
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Donna B
@donnab.bsky.social
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Clapton’s Tears in Heaven makes me cringe, not least because I’m terrified of heights. I always felt that song exploited his son’s death. It would have been better if it had been about remembering him and Clapton’s own sorrow. I’ve no idea who Taylor Swift is by the way.
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Buncombian
@buncombian.bsky.social
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I’m dying laughing and after sharing this with my husband he thinks I’m a monster.
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Tom
@subtleslander.bsky.social
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There it is fellas @rmcarpiano.bsky.social, @jakewertz.bsky.social.
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Unknowable Entiby
@unknownenby.bsky.social
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I am now a swiftie
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jacob
@happinessdata.bsky.social
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I sent this to a friend and he said "what the fuck?!" so I'm feeling less confident about society's ability to cope with misinformation than even before
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Nina Häagen-Dazs
@preghost.bsky.social
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ft Gracie Abrams and the ghost of Seth Putnam
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The Closed University
@tcu.bsky.social
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sb_hartleyvale
@sbphotography2024.bsky.social
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There is nothing on the internet about this. Is this true?
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255 of the summer
@255.bsky.social
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lotta people criticized taylor for using a system of ouija boards and mediums to collaborate with wesley willis on lyrics, but I think it paid off
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Earthsine
@earthsine.bsky.social
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Why would anyone think Eric Clapton would ever be in heaven?
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Matt E. Reals
@innerpartisan.bsky.social
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Which reminds me of a joke: What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
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@doubtingapostle.bsky.social
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You did it, this is the darkest joke that’s still funny.
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Andrew Broadworth
@savitchspoon.bsky.social
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I chortled at this.
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Ray Radlein
@radlein.bsky.social
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he was asking for it if you ask me he knows what he did
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@doewnskitty.bsky.social
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hell yeah this is a jam
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Truth Axe
@truthaxe.bsky.social
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Damn, that's some black comedy right there. It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black. And then Travis Kelce spiked Clapton's son.
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The Blobject Fish
@blubfeesh.bsky.social
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I wonder if Taylor knows about clapton's ass robot situation... 🤔
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@margieubit.bsky.social
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It’s a joke. This picture came from funny. Please stop being gullible.
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Jimmy Two Hands
@jimmytwohands.bsky.social
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Clapton was ripping off nirvana the whole time
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Mayor of Shark City
@colonelnemo.bsky.social
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She was justified
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stephanie roberts
@ringtales.bsky.social
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noooooo
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Huw Pritchard
@hpchap.bsky.social
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If this is true, then I'll be boycotting Taylor Swift and won't listen to the album. The problem is, how do I check if it's true without listening to the album? What a pickle.
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simongarlick
@simongarlick.net
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Crass
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robertus
@robertus.bsky.social
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I sang this to the tune of Garret Morris' "I'm gonna get me a shotgun"
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Glen
@vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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I'm with her tbh
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David
@captaindavesailor.bsky.social
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Newsflash: Taylor Swift wants to beat up a dead baby….. WHAT?
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CC Parker
@headstrategist.bsky.social
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This song fucks
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Pokermask
@pokermask.xyz
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Eagerly waiting for Eric Clapton's diss track, with some bluesy guitar solos in the middle section
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Wendel
@wendelschwab.bsky.social
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This is such a good joke. You really outside yourself this time @pixelatedboat.bsky.social. 😂
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Wendel
@wendelschwab.bsky.social
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Actually, I fully endorse these lyrics. Go get that baby, Taylor!
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The Most Relaxed Man Alive
@veryrelaxedguy.bsky.social
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Taylor Swift is the inheritor of anal cunt’s legacy. I have a new respect for her
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Robb Hare
@robbhare.bsky.social
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You know all it takes is a quick look at the actual album to see this isn’t a real song. Have we learned *nothing* about vetting what we read on the Internet, people?
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Buttadeus
@thewanderingjew.bsky.social
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Rock over London rock on Nashville Wheaties breakfast of champions
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Scott Dolan
@scottadolan.bsky.social
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She doesn’t mess around
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Frey/Bolt
@bolt451.bsky.social
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I misread this as "Eric Clapton's ass" and was like "yeah, go for it. kick the racist"
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Lobo 🇺🇸
@celticwolf.bsky.social
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Are Bluesky freaks mad at a dead baby because his dad was racist? This place is just left Xitter.
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Don't Eat That
@inediblepouch.bsky.social
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she means christian heaven, which is antisemitic
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Zictor
@zictor.bsky.social
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Wait, too soon? The kid's been dead for a while, right?
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Esquvidu
@danparadis.bsky.social
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Sad that Taylor has misunderstood the core meaning for Tears in Heaven, which is of course what it would be like for a man to be shrunken down and put inside Eric Clapton to control him like a Gundam with a series of buttons and levers.
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Flying Toaster
@flyingtoasters.bsky.social
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I'm imagining this song as an homage to Wesley Willis and I feel like it would be downright genius.
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Leelee Sobe Iced Tea
@ihaveahamradio.bsky.social
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Please, PLEASE, make a recording of this like soul nate did for Dear Mr President (Please Make Anime Real)
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Leelee Sobe Iced Tea
@ihaveahamradio.bsky.social
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doot, doot do doot - yeah!
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reftpt93
@reftpt93.bsky.social
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literally lol’ed
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Eboni Bunni
@ebonibunni.bsky.social
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😂
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Peter Hollo
@peterhollo.com
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As always, your command of your satire subjects' vernacular is unparalleled
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Stan The Dry Bear
@stanthedrybear.bsky.social
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I would die for a Taylor cover of Wesley Willis.
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Block+Move on
@honestthief.bsky.social
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Dammit you got me. I went and looked.
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your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨
@davidgerard.co.uk
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he's got it coming
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