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Eddie!@yetichurnetscary.bsky.social |
12 followers 38 following 44 posts
I don’t know what any of this shit is and im fucking scared
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Eddie!
@yetichurnetscary.bsky.social
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Even beyond twitter adopting this position about most things has greatly improved my quality of life. The only information I need more of is 40k lore
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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.
38 replies 178 reposts 960 likes
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Will Weldon
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social
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Audley: leftover wizard
@audleyzdarke.bsky.social
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From Franz Kafka's diaries.
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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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Getting "the zoomies" in the club. Everyone watches bemusedly as I sprint back and forth with my tongue flopping out of my mouth in the most undignified way imaginable.
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Paul Duane
@paulduane.bsky.social
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I think the reason Philip K Dick is still the predominant SF writer of the last century is, he was the only one who foresaw a future where everything would be boring, inconvenient and dehumanising, and where the only way you can win is to somehow refuse to give up your humanity.
62 replies 615 reposts 2635 likes
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Eddie!
@yetichurnetscary.bsky.social
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shouldn’t be that hard to get Joe 1,000 souls a day for 4 years max
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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President Biden’s debate strategy, dropping dead on stage and being wheeled off in a coffin, is unconventional to say the least … but it might just pay off
12 replies 63 reposts 554 likes
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
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There is so much darkness and pain in the world today, the least you could do is use a photo of the the melting Lincoln statue from the angle where it looks like he’s getting insane dome
40 replies 208 reposts 1103 likes
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👯♀️ lydelle buster 👯♀️
@babyshoes4cash.com
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i think jar jar binks should be allowed to have penetrative homosexual intercourse, reskeet when you agree
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Libby Cudmore
@libbycudmore.bsky.social
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I found it, friends. The worst band ever, made up of dudes who were kicked out of other bands for not getting vaccinated.
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man it's a hot zone,
@mobute.bsky.social
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you know, you blink, and they ruin hbo, google and airplanes
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Colin McGowan
@csmcgowan.bsky.social
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The critical impulse to say "actually, [artist] always sucked" after they go off the deep end is idiotic and self-defeating. People are inconsistent; they evolve and deteriorate over time. Don't try to put yourself above things that you enjoy.
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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"Your movie is in a movie theater and someone pays you twice the cost of a Big Mac or so to watch it one time" is such an incredibly robust business model and the studios have been trying to kill it my entire life because they think the golden eggs should come out a little faster.
14 replies 222 reposts 1023 likes
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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The internet being full of bullshit-on-purpose satirical humor killing AI because it can't distinguish between the satire and fact feels just like the cold virus killing the aliens in WAR OF THE WORLDS
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Caræsten 🇵🇸
@cara.city
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the thing that I find fascinating is that Jack is basically a Dumb Guy With A Lot Of Money and back in 2014 that type of guy was just a milquetoast liberal with some weird takes now and then but now that type of guy is like a Nazi cult leader
10 replies 55 reposts 474 likes
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Adam Sharp
@adamcsharp.bsky.social
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They deserved better than this...
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Ed Zitron
@zitron.bsky.social
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Google! I have used your weapons against you! Feel the wrath of The Smiling Man!
35 replies 322 reposts 1571 likes
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little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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They should shoot dinner into my mouth from an unmanned aerial vehicle at the taxpayers expense
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Eddie!
@yetichurnetscary.bsky.social
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Best ad for 2 Rav4s there is
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Kanna Banana 🏳️⚧️🇧🇷
@kanna-banana.bsky.social
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they're finally serving cunt
44 replies 723 reposts 2556 likes
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わはは
@giraffemajestic.bsky.social
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Every article about Red Lobster filing for bankruptcy is "ha ha endless shrimp, what did they think would happen" and then buried ten paragraphs down is the usual:
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Paul F. Tompkins
@pftompkins.bsky.social
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I just checked on Twitter after a couple years and it’s gotten so bad that now retweets EXPRESSLY = endorsements
6 replies 32 reposts 531 likes
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Richard Waite
@waiterich.bsky.social
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Food-themed diss track from 1744
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
@dumbmike.bsky.social
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In honor of the occasion, I invite all mothers to my traditional once-a-year rewatch of the female-friendly mother's day edit I made for my mom of her favorite movie: William Friedkin's brutal and erotic 1980 gay bdsm subculture thriller CRUISING
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libby
@libbycwatson.bsky.social
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hey buddy where did you get your shredder. the tiny store? the small shredder place? did you get it at mary’s smallest shredders you can buy emporium? was it at the mall for little elves? go to hell.
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Brian Grubb
@briancgrubb.bsky.social
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it is really funny to think of Jack Dorsey as a guy in your neighborhood who just wants to open a weird crypto-anarchist techno club like you’d see in The Matrix but keeps accidentally creating fun lil coffee shops
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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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My big takeaway from this and every other Jack Dorsey news cycle is that I could easily get him to pay me $125,000 for a jug of something called Diarrhea Water in the understanding that it would "detoxify his beard."
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logo ⓘ prince of wallachia
@logophobe.bsky.social
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Give John Brown a Gundam
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Karl Bode
@karlbode.bsky.social
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what this culture definitely needs is more people deeply mired in fabulism and falsehood filled simulacrum
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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social
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i miss there being some fun little activity you had to do before answering a call on your phone, like flipping it open or extending the antenna. they should make a pull-start phone
31 replies 68 reposts 820 likes
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stefa
@stefapie.bsky.social
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amazing to learn the answer to "why do i sneeze from bright sunlight?" is "ACHOO Syndrome" www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK109....
2 replies 4 reposts 25 likes
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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One thing I always forget about BAND OF BROTHERS is how, right when they're doing the horror movie setup for the Battle of the Bulge, one of the most suspenseful and frightening parts of the war, Jimmy Fallon shows up.
16 replies 26 reposts 345 likes
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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)
@wolvendamien.bsky.social
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*whispers* I'm also fine giving free money to the poor
46 replies 572 reposts 2454 likes
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Helena Fitzgerald
@hellafitzgerald.bsky.social
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somebody, and I am sure that I could not possibly tell you whom, once said— let’s see, I think I have this right— something about how we only need to be lucky once
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grace
@acab4cutie.top
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i’m going to fuck your dad and give him a child he actually loves
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fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
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[walking over to a hot MILF across the bar] i frew up
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more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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i really love how little distance there is in star wars between obi wan calling the light sabre "an elegant weapon for a more civilized age" and him chopping off the wolf man's arm with one in a bar fight
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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I was in the mosh pit for Rage Against the Machine's set at Lollapalooza '93, I explain to the cashier as I scroll my phone for a coupon for my preferred brand of heartburn medication
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Eddie!
@yetichurnetscary.bsky.social
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nothing i love more than texting a friend about a close loss or a tight win and all they want to talk about is how the refs “fucked us over.” My brother, I wanna talk about players and plays not referees.
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Brian Grubb
@briancgrubb.bsky.social
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complaining about the referees in public is just massive loser behavior
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southpaw
@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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The nation of Colombia saw its moment to do the funniest thing possible
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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get his ass www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
10 replies 75 reposts 434 likes
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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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Obviously it's too difficult to get rid of them but maybe there could be dog runs for cops where cities could just let them kind of waddle and scowl and do their awkward gang-takedowns on each other until they're tuckered out.
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Asher Elbein
@asherelbein.bsky.social
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I’ll stop flogging this piece soon, but I just want to say: I am tremendously thrilled and humbled by the response it’s gotten, especially since I was pretty sure I was mostly going to get yelled at
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Brian Grubb
@briancgrubb.bsky.social
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knicks fans and sixers fans complaining about the referees
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Catherine Tavares
@cjtavares.bsky.social
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Read a blog post about how we all have to accept AI in promo art because not everyone can afford an artist and even free stock art will all have AI, and I just want everyone to know that I will promote my stories with stick figures I handdraw with crayon before I willingly use AI tainted art.
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Pat Inverted Vibe Curve Blanchfield
@patblanchfield.bsky.social
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just got an email from my alma mater saying it had been compelled to deploy police to defend the Community from violent outside agitators who had begun to protest on the quad; the first video in my feed is cops in full gear arresting the chair of the philosophy department
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Mary Gillis
@marygillis.bsky.social
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Imagine if she'd said no and it's not only extremely uncomfortable for everyone but the passengers have to wonder if they're about to die.
51 replies 236 reposts 1507 likes