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Tall Alf@homunculusdick.bsky.social |
Owned by the guy that founded Oakley and the interior looks like the inside of an Amtrak train bathroom. Motherfucker loves rivets I guess. Super Mario Bros: The Movie ass house.
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Cate 🐬
@catebridget.bsky.social
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bro has a Rosie the Riveter fetish
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Katie Tightpussy
@juicysteak117.gay
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i am BEGGING for some color
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Capn Borscht
@capnborscht.bsky.social
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Nordic runes 🧐
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Brian Wooley
@brianwooley.bsky.social
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So it’s an Oakley sunglasses display case you can live inside. Got it.
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Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips
@socialistboghag.bsky.social
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It looks like the bad guy lair in a poorly made space opera
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Ian Carrillo
@iansociologo.bsky.social
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Looks like the underground prison from Face Off
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(Enn) Nafnlaus 🇮🇸 🇺🇦
@nafnlaus.bsky.social
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That's pretty awesome :)
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Sara Habein
@sarahabein.bsky.social
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Hmm needs more wet singly-ply on the floor for the true Amtrak experience.
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@mattheeeee.bsky.social
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"I want something that's like the cave prison from Dark Knight Rises but with the warmth of Imorten Joe."
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hey im josh
@kingadahipsters.bsky.social
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the acoustics in there must SUCK
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Tiffany Turrill
@tiffanyturrill.bsky.social
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Found this 2017 writeup about its conception (he calls it Stonehenge. Eye roll) and they claim the runes are "tolkienian elvish" bc his cameras had some use on the Hobbit trilogy. Idk we might need some elfheads to take a look
www.wallpaper.com/architecture...
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Mop Bucket
@mopbucket.bsky.social
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Goddamn, the Cybertruck is just a cheap knockoff of this guy's racecar bed, isn't it
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Franklin D. Roosefella
@roosefella.bsky.social
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don't they own RED camera's too? lots of fake rivets in their interface designs, too
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Jenn
@jennwa.bsky.social
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I love that curved hallway. Not big on the rest, but brutalism is definitely seeing a resurgence in popularity right now.
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Abbaetha
@abbaetha.bsky.social
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Because I’m very pedestrian, all I can think about is how LOUD that house would be.
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Katherine Thorne
@sparklemarkers.bsky.social
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these pictures smell like stale pee and shriveled renuzit
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Ziggy Fox🔜Bed
@zigorously.bsky.social
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I feel like I've seen that bathtub before. . .
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A //
@thelostleftsock.bsky.social
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He’s become high on his own supply - too reliant on the Oakley’s. He leaves this house and is just blasted with light and color like Dorothy.
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🌊🇵🇸🌊Lowbie Hancock🏳️⚧️
@cathoderaygun.bsky.social
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i love just like a flat concrete atrium that looks like the yard at a supermax prison.
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stan
@stanthemanchan.bsky.social
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This is the kind of house that has dead bodies buried in the basement.
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word
@words.bsky.social
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oakley headquarters is a similarly styled bizarre building dude is consistent at least
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Symbo1ics
@symbo1ics.bsky.social
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we don't tax these fuckers enough
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Kim
@kimoco.bsky.social
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Is this man is allergic to sunlight? That is like a high end jail, not a home.
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chadzia dax 🖖🏻 😷 🔞
@m00psy.bsky.social
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or the disney star wars hotel experience whatever
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Mark
@mutable.bsky.social
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the lack of windows is what’s really upsetting - why everything looks like a place you have to escape from.
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Bertrand
@bertrand.bsky.social
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Pretty sure this was the house used as the setting for Murder at the End of the World.
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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown
@theotherspeakman.bsky.social
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@scalzi.com if they do scouting for a Starter Villain movie, I'd suggest starting here.
Looks like an abandoned cold war luxury bunker.
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Anatoly Cherdanko
@analdank.bsky.social
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Nice evil lair bro
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Barnaby
@barnaby.bsky.social
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I swear that first picture of the hallway outside of the bathtub is straight out of Demolition Man!
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@kanonroo.bsky.social
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Looks like a luxury prison
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Cadbury Crème Negs
@itshard.bsky.social
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Wow, his house really looks like all the Oakley stuff from the last 30 years. Honestly admire his commitment to the vision.
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Full Metal Hildegard
@karanslade.bsky.social
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Only difference between this and a Federal Supermax is that you can leave
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Ahmet Kamil Keleş
@ahmetkkeles.bsky.social
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I've seen lots of serial killer houses in horror films and games that looked less "serial killer house" than this one.
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Paula
@dentonitis.bsky.social
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Almost certainly single and not looking
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Graham on the Internet
@shameboyadvance.nintendo.ceo
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Possible unpopular opinion but that kitchen fucks. I’d absolutely throw aesthetics to the wayside for all that industrial equipment
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Serena (she/her)
@serenawanderer.bsky.social
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This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed dead is commemorated here… nothing valued is here. …but also, I would totally live there and have it covered with colorful art and rugs and make a complete mess of the aesthetics.
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Elusive Mammal
@americaonline.bsky.social
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cool I've been looking for a place to film my Resident Evil sequel
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katsian andor
@dogunderwater.bsky.social
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Amazing alt text
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Kirk Rudell
@rudell.bsky.social
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“We think it’s great.”
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❀°。der Siebenschläfer *.ﾟ✿ ⋆
@sababausa.bsky.social
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You say “Super Mario Bros.: The Movie” as though that isn’t the greatest cinematic masterpiece of the 1990s
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bassjunkiiiie, gainfully unemployed
@bassjunkiiiie.bsky.social
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Dude saw the secret lab under the Spencer Mansion and said “Looks cozy, let’s make that the whole building!”
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In An Octopus’s Garden…
@cephaloctopi.bsky.social
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If that is not specifically called a “lair” in its marketing materials then it’s criminally false advertising
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Rufus T. Firefly
@rufustfirefly.bsky.social
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Runes etched into the Death Star bathtub gives it extra wicked crazy cred.
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Dead Weirdo Studios
@deadweirdostudios.bsky.social
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my hot take is that i generally appreciate a tacky ass lair over some basic bitch ass mcmansion. like if you’re going to spend the money; do something with it. Oakley guy is probably a terrible person, but at least you can tell he’s a person and not a Chris Pratt, that’s all I’m saying.
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Stephen Nuñez
@socio-steve.bsky.social
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I'm a bit concerned by the runes on the bathtub-like construct.
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Doom_371 🔰
@371doom.bsky.social
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Ok I actually like that though. Looks like a sci-fi factory
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Wrongly Functioning "boyWrong"
@goodhandleidea.bsky.social
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fancy having all that pro-grade, commercial kitchen equipment and putting a wooden fucking worktop on it🤦
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Kelly McCullough
@kellydmcc.bsky.social
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The curved hallway looks rather a lot like the interior of Star Labs from the recent TV version of The Flash, near where the secret room is.
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Courtney
@connecticutting.bsky.social
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Dude’s out there shopping for metal legs.
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Nidonemo
@nidonemo.bsky.social
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How does one not dissolve into hard depression from living there?
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Gom Jabbarbarienne
@thebarbarienne.bsky.social
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Has no one noticed that the vanity lights in the bathroom look like old-school bug zappers? Does he have a moth problem? (I'm assuming the glass bathroom door panels are some sort of smart glass that goes opaque on demand.)
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Allen Garvin
@allengarvin.bsky.social
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Very industrial!
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Pinky Ciscolero
@pinkyciscolero.bsky.social
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I can’t independently confirm as I never took Elvish but reddit says the bathtub runes are meant to say “People want what they can’t have.” Which seems like the kind of motivation you want when you’re bathing. (?)
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+AdamBlack
@redrocket.bsky.social
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This will be demolished and dorks will protest
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Mike Ozbun
@miketheknife007.bsky.social
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Forty person cleaning crew: "No mold detected. Why do you keep calling us?"
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Cakes
@pattycakes.bsky.social
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This looks like a slaughterhouse. I dont like it
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George Voinovich Manuscript
@bsakat.bsky.social
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Lawl, that "sculpture" in the curved hallway is an old-timey Gatling gun with a round, top-mounted magazine. What a nerd this guy is.
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340ml vodka shot
@slime.bsky.social
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surreal i like it tbh
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Golden Neckbeard
@goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
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Tadao Ando! What have they done with your life's work?!
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Mach⚙️
@sfaccountant.bsky.social
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This looks like an old DOOM level. I love it!
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She blinded me with science!
@capaltunnel.bsky.social
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Someone could buy this and reboot the Demolition Man franchise without having to build a single set.
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Lady Galabriela
@gabirela.bsky.social
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The kitchen has morgue vibes
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🌈ｔｕｒｂｏ ｆａｌｃｏｎ🚗
@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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there are some choices i have some opinions on, but as a whole i love this so much. i want to live there
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NeoTiamat
@neotiamat99.bsky.social
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I mean, as far as Rich People Things go, this is at least an interesting-looking aesthetic so I'm in favor. Go, Rich People, decorate your homes oddly!
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Myles to Go Before I Sleep Lobdell
@myleslobdell.bsky.social
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This is okay I guess, but honestly I was looking for more of an airplane bathroom aesthetic.
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Thank Me Later
@cazinquiry.bsky.social
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Getting a headache just looking at that kitchen. Christ
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🔞fitotelmata
@fruiting-bodies.bsky.social
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Many cishet men who become million and billionnaires have this deep need to use the aesthetics of hard edges and colorlessness to reinforce their masculinity against the ravages of the fact that they do no hard work. This house looks like a cybertruck.
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Marcas Ó Doibhilin
@marcasofadad.bsky.social
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I will admit to liking the kitchen. As for the other rooms, they too look like the kitchen. But I only want the kitchen to look like the kitchen.
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Chewey Carapace
@cheweycarapace.bsky.social
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"I need a house that can be easily spray-cleaned of call girl blood, if such an unfortunate incident were to happen."
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Cinquecento
@cinquecento.bsky.social
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Finally! A worthwhile home for all my crochet and knitting squares 🥰
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And George Wendt
@trumancapps.bsky.social
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What if Cybertruck but an RV
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Justin Maxwell
@303.bsky.social
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if i remember correctly this was a definitive phase for the oakley retail stores as well
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fahrenheit: four fifty fun
@moonagedaydream.bsky.social
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people love ugly stupid shit that sucks
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☭ Mephistopheles ☭ (Pr0nouns:0pen)
@habaner0.bsky.social
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Looks like a forgotten set from that abuser-centric movie 50 Shades.
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@wrdtrggr.bsky.social
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Blood splashes here and there wouldn't look out of place
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