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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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If there’s one thing that my family has traditionally been genetically predisposed to do is have unprotected sex.
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Mike Ozbun@miketheknife007.bsky.social |
91 followers 223 following 24 posts
Blue dot in a red state 💙.
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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
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If there’s one thing that my family has traditionally been genetically predisposed to do is have unprotected sex.
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Jeff Tiedrich
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social
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pro tip: if they can imprison Steve Bannon for ignoring a legally-issued Congressional subpoena, they can imprison Jim Jordan for ignoring a legally-issued Congressional subpoena. this isn't fucking rocket science
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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Wife: why is there a cow in our garage Me: that's our new lawn mooer Wife: Me: Wife: Me: he's going to cud the grass
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beloved character on brand new adventure
@guntoucher.bsky.social
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the taquitos did not heed my ample warning
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Kashana
@kashana.bsky.social
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Americans, looking to move abroad: “so where can I live that isn’t fascist, won’t wilt under climate change, and has a Whole Foods?”
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mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
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I am in therapy (the car wash)
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Brian DeViteri
@bsbeamer.bsky.social
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Flying flags upside down, totally normal.
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L O L G O P
@lolgop.bsky.social
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One big sign that Trump will behave like a mad king if he ever gets into the White House is he keeps saying and acting like he will, and the Republicans on the Supreme Court are like, "Do it!" Could be nothing.
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Tuck Frump
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social
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Bodega Cats
@bodegacats.bsky.social
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Destry Broderick
@destry.bsky.social
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Supreme court jesters.
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Grudgie the Whale
@grudgie.bsky.social
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If I were a traditional US ally I’d be doing absolutely everything I could to ensure Trump never returns because they are all completely fucked if he does
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Super(kim)star!
@aquavulva.bsky.social
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Mr. Kitty wanted to interfere with the making of the bed, but in a cute way 💜
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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When I die I don't want anyone to talk about what killed me. Please list all the incredibly stupid things that I survived
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Bluesky is where people come when they’re sick of Twitter’s bullshit, but can’t figure out Mastodon.
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Lord Rat Squirt
@lordratsquirt.bsky.social
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America: Still kicking, but mostly because of involuntary muscle spasms.
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beloved character on brand new adventure
@guntoucher.bsky.social
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halfway through a job interview, not feelin it, and i blow on the flute from super mario 3
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Emma Evans
@trance.bsky.social
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Sending this to SCOTUS
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Jonathan Ladd
@jonmladd.bsky.social
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The 14th Amendment says if you were involved in an insurrection you can't be president. SCOTUS said they won't allow anyone to enforce that because of reasons they made up. The Constitution doesn't say the president is immune from criminal law. SCOTUS decided he is because of reasons they made up.
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Jackie Barbosa
@jackiebarbosa.bsky.social
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If anyone wants to understand why Mexico has such problems with corruption, it's LITERALLY because their Constitution actually PROHIBITS prosecuting presidents, sitting or retired. That has meant Mexican presidents can and thus generally do whatever they want, legal or not.
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Tuck Frump
@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social
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CarlyJA22
@carlyja22.bsky.social
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Mara Wilson
@marawilson.bsky.social
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I’ve met the Creepy Twins! They’re obviously adults now, but they’re very nice ladies.
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Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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I almost forgot. I am 5 years sober today. It's the best decision I have ever made. I'm glad to still be alive. I quit smoking 1 year later
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futurejeffrey🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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If you eat a madeleine and it makes you happy, it becomes a gladeleine
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Emma Evans
@trance.bsky.social
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It's important to note that Trump tried to order this at least twice we know of during his regime.
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PapaJ
@michiganpapa.bsky.social
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But no one is above th law😂🤣
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William Shakespeare
@shakespeare.bsky.social
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[Enter the King and his Train, the Lord Chief Justice among them.]
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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Roses are red Corn dogs are lunch It’s only fair That you buy me a bunch
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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A fun thing about the Supreme Court is if it didn’t exist and you described how it worked as a good idea for a functioning country people would laugh at you and call you a dumb stupid ass bastard
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southpaw
@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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Can we maybe get this bullshit updated?
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Dave Levitan
@davelevitan.bsky.social
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Here's cumulative CO2 emissions for various countries including two that are about to get absolutely trucked by the earliest forming category 4 hurricane in recorded history
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Ed Zitron
@zitron.bsky.social
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Newsletter: The Shareholder Supremacy has eaten the world, turning the tech industry into the playground of do-nothing management dictators that see human beings as assets and the customer as subordinate to growth - all inspired by GE’s Jack Welch. www.wheresyoured.at/tss/
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Whatever scrotus says today. We, the voters, determine everything
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southpaw
@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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Roberts rules for Trump. Absolute immunity for “official acts.” Vacated and remanded. Party line case. Both Sotomayor and Jackson dissent. Fuck this. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23p...
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Popehat
@kenwhite.bsky.social
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Seth Cotlar
@sethcotlar.bsky.social
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For real...there is not a single story on the New York Times page that I could find mentioning the fact that the GOP nominee for president has advocated for the daughter of a former GOP Vice President to be subjected to a televised military tribunal.
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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Live every day like it's your first. Make someone take care of you.
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Becca's Mullet
@beccasmullet.bsky.social
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*Voice of David Hyde Pierce* "Pay no attention. I'm just working here!"
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Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Jfc
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Patrick Cosmos
@veryimportant.lawyer
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The city just came by to pick up the branches they cut down last week and the guy left a spray paint tag that said “this tree mulched by ~tREE mULCHA cREW~”. What could it mean
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lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
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Weird smell. Investigate further? Y/N
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Cooper Lund
@cooperlund.bsky.social
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Joseph R. Biden it is now Crimes Time
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Grudgie the Whale
@grudgie.bsky.social
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Absolute lawless king shit. They did the exact bullshit we all predicted. “Not blanket immunity. Just immunity for whatever WE feel like.” BURN IT ALL DOWN
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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I want to see an episode of Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood where Daniel finally remembers he's an apex predator and eats every other character.
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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I’m sorry you came to Bluesky only to find out you’re not likeable or funny and had to return to twitter.
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Mike Ozbun
@miketheknife007.bsky.social
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707 LOL
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Bodega Cats
@bodegacats.bsky.social
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8 replies 40 reposts 666 likes