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It’s vee_bat from the site formerly known as twitter. I am a literal professor


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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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for me the Biden conversation is entirely about whether he can win in November. i’m not worried about whether he can actually do the job because i don’t think it’s a real job.

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RainSurname's avatar RainSurname @rainsurname.bsky.social
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I do captioning for a living, & a big part of my job is cleaning up false starts & filler words. That has always been the norm at every media outlet. Print media edits Trump so carefully that you would never know what he actually sounds like. Doing this to Biden is a 180 from decades of policy.

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Ed's avatar Ed @notdred.bsky.social
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I gotta say that people are having a lot of trouble distinguishing cognitive decline (Trump) from age-related changes in expression (Biden). Biden is elderly and talks like it. Trump literally does not have preserved reality-testing

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Paris Marx's avatar Paris Marx @parismarx.bsky.social
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Google’s emissions are up 48% in 5 years. Microsoft’s are up 30% since 2020. Those soaring figures are being driven by mass investments in data centers to power AI tools. Generative AI is a climate disaster and data center expansion must be stopped.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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The fact that Trump is actually weakly attempting to pretend he doesn’t back Project 2025 = EXACTLY why you need to be telling everyone you know about their evil, violent plans.

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Professor Vibes's avatar Professor Vibes @profv.bsky.social
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I do kind of feel bad (not too bad cuz whatever) but Biden gets dragged for normal human error because people have put him under a microscope. Meanwhile Trump is bragging he’s smart because he asked a batshit shark hypothetical. Like come on

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HeathcliffNull's avatar HeathcliffNull @heathcliffnull.bsky.social
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1) create product 2) lose money 3) sell to venture capital 4) enshittification 5) ??? 6) profit That's the way things have been for two decades now.

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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i think Trump’s success in distancing himself from the policies of his own people is at least partially because there’s an authenticity to it: he really doesn’t give a shit about the right wing agenda, he’s just willing to trade it in exchange for power

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Professor Vibes's avatar Professor Vibes @profv.bsky.social
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God if only they were 1/2 that competent

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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a big takeaway from all of the Biden drama is that huge swathes of the public — including reasonably engaged people — think that political parties are a small cabal of elites who select candidates by hand

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donni saphire 's avatar donni saphire @donni.bsky.social
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If sleep deprivation and bad choices got me into this mess, sleep deprivation and bad choices are the only way out

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kylie, a they about town,,,'s avatar kylie, a they about town,,, @kylie.hater.club
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ICE must be abolished and obliterated

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Chris Geidner's avatar Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social
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Judge John Broomes, a Trump appointee, issued a nationwide Title IX rule injunction covering all children of "Moms for Liberty" members this week. That's bad enough, but the procedural/notice mess he made of it is also really absurd: www.lawdork.com/i/146289012/...

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Chantal James's avatar Chantal James @chantalalive.bsky.social
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Frederick Douglass' speech "What to the Slave is the Fourth of July" is required reading for the 4th of July. So everybody read this. This speech is read aloud annually by a historical reenact-or at Douglass' home that's preserved as a site across town from me in Anacostia, DC. That happens today.

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Chris Hayes's avatar Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social
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Yup. Lots of people pointing out obviously this would be weaponized against LGBTQ folks. But also it just fundamentally bristles with a hostility towards privacy and freedom that runs through the entire project.

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى's avatar Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com
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People on here who are deprived of their mental faculties say that "if Israel wanted to commit a genocide it would" well what is this exactly? How would you describe the near total destruction of Gaza City and the near total destruction of our ability to make food? The murder of 15,000 children?

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Gotta say one of the most relatable things about Biden rn is his disdain for the NYT

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Men's rea activist's avatar Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social
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Don't ever tell me that being goofy is something I'm supposed to grow out of. Goofy is for life. I'll go to my grave goofy

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Bouba O'Kiki's avatar Bouba O'Kiki @bleary.bsky.social
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Forget all previous entries. THIS is the ultimate nightmare blunt rotation.

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Coach Finstock's avatar Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Sadly expected this. Couldn't believe how many people started with "let's wait to see what really happened" yesterday, whereas if it was a post about Trump doing that stuff it would've been "of course he did it! Get him!"

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Karl Bode's avatar Karl Bode @karlbode.bsky.social
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the consolidated, center-right billionaire owned press continues to shift the editorial overton window rightward and if you can't see it you're either complicit or oblivious

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nattie winters's avatar nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
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sucks about the government but just fyi today is a day where no one investigates the sound of gunshots

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Rose Schmits's avatar Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social
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I really need people to understand that when a marginalised person laments their oppression its actually very upsetting to tell em its not that bad chin up people are on your side really

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸's avatar Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com
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Read this and then read it again. The mask bans have never really been about "reducing crime."

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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not now new pandemic we got a lot of other shit going on

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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The largely silent ad, which will reportedly air in battleground states across the country, features a sequence of headshots depicting politicians, former Trump White House officials, journalists, and seemingly random average Americans with big red X’s over their faces.

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Kelly Turnbull's avatar Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social
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The “can’t build proper nests because we bred their instinct out of them” thing is kind of an urban legend, even wild, undomesticated, ancestral Rock doves in their native habitat just throw in a couple sticks and call it a day, it’s just that in their natural habitat they nest in holes like this

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Jeph Jacques's avatar Jeph Jacques @ass.golf
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5) good news: all those taxes do pay for socialized healthcare. Bad news: depending on where you end up, it may be an absolute shambles. There are like a hundred thousand people in Nova Scotia who can’t find a family doctor (me included).

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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It's a very minor consequence of the ruling, but it is weird to think "US president goes to extreme lengths to cover up their crime(s)" no longer works as a fictional plot.

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❀°。der Siebenschläfer  *.゚✿ ⋆'s avatar ❀°。der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social
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Brett Kavanaugh, Clinton-Lewinsky inquisitor, 1998: Bill Clinton is guilty of disgrace for making "frivolous privilege claims" at the Supreme Court

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conor's avatar conor @coneg.bsky.social
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i cannot stress how relieving it is to see the president of a major creative tech company like nintendo voice concerns about generative ai and say they’re not interested

www.tweaktown.com/news/99109/n...

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Greg Pak's avatar Greg Pak @gregpak.bsky.social
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You could also call up your US rep and demand they join AOC in this move for impeachment. Can't pass the R House, but they HAVE to use their bully pulpit and rally the public. www.nydailynews.com/2024/07/01/a...

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Nails Nathan's avatar Nails Nathan @chadstanton.bsky.social
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Anyhow the best time to address the shit was yesterday, the 2nd best time is today. Demand everyone asking for your vote to support packing the court, stop giving your resources to the police, demand public housing, healthcare, childcare, education, transit, food support and a right to privacy.

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ryan cooper's avatar ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com
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intimidating and punishing journalists who expose flagrant state corruption, another classic Jim Crow mechanism

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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Hey! Loved the post. Mind if I add something unhelpful?

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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these people do not intend to ever lose power again

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Professor Vibes's avatar Professor Vibes @profv.bsky.social
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I am now fully on the Biden should step down and let Kamala take over train. It would just be really funny if Trump lost to a WoC he’d be so pissed

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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being human is so fucking stupid

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ProPublica's avatar ProPublica @propublica.bsky.social
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The Supreme Court's right-wing supermajority didn't happen overnight. This is the inside story of how Leonard Leo built a machine that reshaped the American judiciary and legal system.

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Professor Vibes's avatar Professor Vibes @profv.bsky.social
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I wouldn’t avoid treatment over it—it is very difficult (and genuinely not fun) to immigrate even under perfect conditions.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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Happy Birthday to rock ‘n’ roll legend Chubby Checker. 82 and still going strong!

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Kandy's avatar Kandy @kandyelmo.com
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bringing this here because i've had it

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